This one’s a classic Fitzy fave—whenever there’s a dumb criminal story doing the rounds, you can bet he’s all over it, and this one definitely delivers. Plus, if being Barack Obama isn’t famous enough, it turns out he’s related to a surprising A-list celeb. We throw it over to our listeners: can anyone top this amazing claim? And finally, Nova legend Tim ‘Rosso’ Ross drops by to chat about his new book What a Ripper!—and somehow, Wippa convinces him to stick around for a cheeky round of Brand Man!

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