The golden rule for haircuts: don't do it if you're heartbroken or impulsive. Sistine tries to hide her botched bangs while Sophia determines she has imposter syndrome. The girls explain the infamous "March Theory" on love. Sistine shares the best way to make new friends in a new city while Sophia shares a little bit about her new job! Sistine gives us the her dark seduction tricks to make someone chase you and we end the show with unsolicited advice from fans!

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