Don't Blame Me!

By Meghan Rienks and Melisa D. MontsComedy Society & Culture Relationships

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Don't Blame Me! episodes

March 16 My Friend is Always the Drama
This week, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on a friend who is constantly not learning from their mistakes and getting an update from the writer whose friend wanted to do coke at their wedding.

They also discuss why so many white men have the same name, the unexpected visitor Melisa had, Meghan waking up screaming, terrible dreams, and how they're Ryan Michelle Bathe's #1 and #2 fans.

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1 hr 14 min
March 09 The Bride Wants to Play In *Snow* at Her Wedding
On this episode, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on:

- Being a bridesmaid to an out-of-control bride
- Dealing with a rough 2026

They also discuss:
- Nightmares
- Selena Gomez and her husband
- @leveluponepercent The Muslim Matchmaker on TikTok
- Jim Carrey is a clone?
- Hillary Rodham Clinton 💙

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1 hr 26 min
March 02 Cousin In A Cult
This week Meghan and Melisa give advice on:

- Reconnecting after a fight with a friend
- Cousin being in a cult

And also discuss:
- Incredible TV: Ponies, Paradise, The 'Burbs
- That lady that but her draws in a hotel coffee pot
- Monon from Katseye
- Alysa Lui's win
- Megan Thee Stallion is EVERYWHERE

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1 hr 4 min
February 23Making Time For Your Partner
This Week, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on:
Scheduling time with your boyfriend

Clarification from the gal dating Italians
They also discuss:
America's Next Top Model Documentary

Married at First Sight Australia controversy

Queen Olandria

More Winter Olympics
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1 hr 7 min
February 16Winter Olympics Drama
This week on Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on:
Dating guys from the same country

Reconnecting with your sibling
They also discuss:
Melisa getting it on by a weirdo

Bad Bunny's Halftime performance

The Winter Olympics

Frequent delivery orders

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1 hr 15 min
February 09The Week of Bad Bunny
This week Meghan and Melisa give advice on:
Your co-working possibly being on coke

Asking for a recommendation letter
And in pop culture they discuss:
Timothée's new woman?

The New Megan (Thee Stallion) and Harry (Potter/Daniel Radcliffe)

The Grammy Awards

Bad Bunny

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58 min
February 02 2026 Predictions
This week, Meghan and Melisa mourn Catherine O'Hara, give advice on not letting work consume your life, and receive an update from the person keeping their distance from their sister-in-law. Meghan also shares her 2026 predictions, and the duo hears your thoughts on Heated Rivalry.

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1 hr 7 min
January 26He’s Focused On My Butt
We're back! And on this week's episode, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on:
Supporting your friend who's with someone who is poly, but they aren't

First time being in a friends with benefits situation
They're also chatting about Meghan's newly discovered impression, what Melisa's being doing since she deleted TikTok, if they should watch Heated Rivalry, what they've been watching, and socks.

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58 min
December 22, 2025Closing Up Shop For The Winter
Meghan and Melisa give advice on:
Situationship Doesn’t Want a Relationship

Dating a divorce woman in her 40s with kids
And also discuss Melisa’s trip to Arkansas, Meghan making cookies with her neighbors, Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery, and review Meghan’s 2025 predictions.

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1 hr 11 min
December 15, 2025 Figuring Out Who You Are As An Adult
Meghan and Melisa give advice on not getting along with your supervisor and then they delve into how to manage a relationship when your partner struggles to handle emotional conversations.

Melisa rants about another incredibly weird spa situation and Meghan wants to know why so many planes are landing on the streets.

Plane Video: https://www.tiktok.com/@mcfli_guy/video/7540519401808874765?lang=en

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1 hr 1 min

About Don't Blame Me!

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Don’t Blame Me is the weekly advice and pop culture podcast hosted by Meghan Rienks and Melisa D. Monts. Each episode, the duo dishes out candid, unfiltered advice on everything from relationships and sex to work drama and life’s most awkward moments. They also delve into pop culture, rant about current events, and unpack the wildest corners of the internet, all with their signature humor, honesty, and chaotic charm. It’s like hanging out with your smartest, funniest besties who aren’t afraid to tell you the truth, and make you laugh while doing it.