Don't Blame Me!

Don't Blame Me!

By Meghan Rienks and Melisa D. MontsComedySociety & CultureRelationships
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  • Sexless Relationship

    Meghan has no issues. Melisa has all the issues. After Meghan fills Melisa in on the fires she knew nothing about, Meghan and Melisa give advice on if you should break up with your long-distance boyfriend, and receive the requested update from the co-sucker.


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    1 hr 1 min
  • Costal Elite Set the Standard

    This week of DBM, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice to someone who found their engagement ring and is unsure if they want to get married, and receive an update from the caller whose friend thought everyone was flirting with her, including the caller.


    They also discuss local, the Kevin Hart Roast, Melisa's new hair, Meghan's healing hand, and GO TO THE DOCTOR.


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    58 min
  • Drawing Boundaries With My Older Coworker

    This week on Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on befriending your coworker and also letting your friend know that they can't just change your plans.


    They also discuss their favorite looks at the Met Gala, their continued hatred of boats, and their trepidation about the upcoming elections.


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    1 hr
  • I Hate My Friends

    This week on Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa get an update about the Coke-zilla, and also give advice to a high school senior who has grown apart from their friend.


    In other news, Meghan burned her hand, Melisa is going to a celebrity hairstylist, they discuss the Summer House leak and Melisa might have convinced Meghan to start watching Grey's Anatomy.


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    58 min
  • Sacrificing Your Livelihood For a Man

    Welcome to the most nasal episode yet! Meghan and Melisa's health is deteriorating.


    They have an update from the December 18, 2023 episode where a listener's dog was ruining their life. It gets much worse, but then it gets a lot better. They then give advice to someone who wants to move in with their boyfriend and his sister, while still going to college.


    The duo also discusses The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and an update of the Disney Cruise wedding, Secret Life of Mormon Wives Orange County, People who can't distinguish between reality and fiction, and what they're watching on TV.


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    1 hr 2 min
  • Playing With Toys

    This week on Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa give advice on rekindling a friendship with someone who cut off another friend, and introducing toys in the bedroom with your boyfriend.


    They also discuss Melisa's trip to Arkansas, Meghan's busy social calendar, Disney Cruise weddings, WNBA Draft, and Fuck Usher.


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    1 hr 6 min
  • Flew Out For Friend's Bridal Fitting

    In this episode, Meghan and Melisa give advice having hard conversations in friendships.


    They also discuss going to space camp, eyesight, Jeopardy!, Easter plans, Juggalos, Bridgerton (per usual), and Elena Taber drama.



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    1 hr 7 min
  • How to Propose

    This Week Meghan and Melisa are giving a long time listener advice on proposing!


    They also discuss:

    - Project Hail Mary

    - The curvature of Tahj Mowry's Back

    - Chili from TLC

    - Summer House Drama

    - Olandria's Sports Illustrated Spread


    *PS: Melisa knows she combined Girlfriend's and The Game history, but if you really think about it, it's all the same.


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    1 hr 7 min
  • Vegas Trip

    This week they're giving advice on:

    - Taking a spontaneous trip to Las Vegas

    - Update: Dumping your boyfriend


    They also discuss:

    - Meghan is coming around to liking Melissa's favorite male singer

    - Melisa got a promotion

    - Attending slingshot baseball

    - Worst pickup line ever

    - Franchaela is coming


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    1 hr 6 min
  • Sibling Reconciliation

    On this week's Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa have a live update from someone who desperately wants to reconcile with their sister.


    They also discuss Sinners' Oscar Wins, Melisa's drama around her high tea experience, Meghan's friends hanging out with Nick from Love Island, and having no idea who he was, why Alice Cullen didn't stop 9/11, where did Pedro's mustache go, and Meghan's amazing trip to the train museum.


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    1 hr 25 min

About Don't Blame Me!

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Don’t Blame Me is the weekly advice and pop culture podcast hosted by Meghan Rienks and Melisa D. Monts. Each episode, the duo dishes out candid, unfiltered advice on everything from relationships and sex to work drama and life’s most awkward moments. They also delve into pop culture, rant about current events, and unpack the wildest corners of the internet, all with their signature humor, honesty, and chaotic charm. It’s like hanging out with your smartest, funniest besties who aren’t afraid to tell you the truth, and make you laugh while doing it.

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