Emsolation

It’s the episode for anyone who feels like they don’t have all the info they need on the upcoming Voice Referendum. Em and Michael offer up their point of view on the Voice and reveal which way they will be voting. Em also talks to Arrernte and Kalkadoon woman, Rachel Perkins. Rachel is the founder of Blackfella Films and an award-winning writer, director and producer of documentaries and feature films, she’s also the daughter of world-renowned civil rights activist Charles Perkins and Co-Chair of Australians for Indigenous Constitutional Recognition, the group behind the Yes 23 campaign for the Voice to Parliament. Consider this a resource to help answer any questions you might have ahead of the Voice Referendum on October 14.

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Obviously we’re opening with MORE Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce recapping, if you’ve been following Em on socials this week, you’ll already know she’s done a deep dive on Taylor Swift rocking up to a Chiefs game with Hugh Jackman, Sophie Turner, Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds and Trav’s Mum Donna. There’s much to discuss, including Michael’s overly excited call to alert Em to the situation. That’s followed with chats on Beyonce’s Renaissance visual album finally being given a cinema release date. Then we’ve got the story of the Gucci wallet Em left at the Vegas Airport being returned this week with EVERYTHING in it. There’s an update on Em’s eldest Marchella performing in ‘Heathers: The Musical’ and why it finished 20 minutes after she stepped on stage. Plus there’s mental side-quests on Barbra Streisand dating Andre Agassi and if she asked him to remove his wig during sex, Em’s singing voice changing thanks to oestrogen, Britney’s knife dance, the Supermodels doco, and Season 3 of ‘the Newsreader’ being confirmed, HUZZAH!

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That dream has been realised, so expect an Em level analysis of it all shortly and multiple ‘Good for Her’ button presses. First though we need to award a ‘Good For Her’ for Kylie, who dropped her brand new album ‘Tension’ and proved again why she’s maintained her success for the last 4 decades. Delta also announced her engagement so there’s a ‘Good For Her’ too, then it’s onto the news that Taylor Swift seems to have stumbled into the ultimate new relationship with an NFL player called Travis Kelce. We also manage to throw in a mental side-quest amongst all that Taylor inspired ‘Good For Her’ button pressing on “What is Em and Michael’s Roman Empire?”. Then we need to cover off the news that Victorian Premier Dan Andrews is retiring and delve into the woman who’s been tipped to replace him, Jacinta Allan. We also wanna touch on Em’s ADHD Senate Inquiry appearance and how Michael and Em’s bestie Jamila had to gently suggest Em maybe pull back on the scorched earth approach in her first draft and consider a few teensy tweaks. Finally, we need to cover off our upcoming End of Year Extravaganza Live Show at the Enmore Theatre in Sydney.

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It’s the news that shook the planet, Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness have called it quits on their marriage after 27 years and we need to discuss. Em has theories and she’s willing to throw a “mark my words” at it too. Then Em allows Michael to nerd out a smidge with an update on a masterstroke that Madonna recently delivered. We follow that with the news that very serious accusations of crime have been levelled at Russell Brand; if you’d like to avoid that discussion all together, all you need to do is skip ahead from 22.36 to 33.40, Em will give you fair warning before it pops up while you listen too. We’ll follow that with the news Em’s youngest Elio is a goth who’s also just been introduced to Harry Potter, which also ushers in a delightful mental side quest on her daughter Odie’s High School Musical Night. Finally the second season of Michael’s TV series ‘The Newsreader’ suddenly moved from a once a week drop, to dropping every episode, all at once on ABC iView yesterday. Naturally Em got her binge on and she’s ready to give her hungie percent honest review to her bestie Michael. So prepare to get some behind the scenes goss, with a teensy tiny episode 4 spoiler attached and a special musical performance from Em too, #IYKYK.

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Strap yourself in because this episode is stuffed to the gills with all of the things you didn’t know you needed, until we dropped them into your earholes. We get things underway with a full rundown on the premiere of ‘The Newsreader’. Did Em unleash a bunch of inappropriate all over Sam Reid? Was Michael’s mum sassing up a storm? Were the Tony Bartuccio dancers in the room? All these questions will be answered as well as a bunch you haven’t even thought of yet. Then we need to talk about Em’s hubby Scott getting his car stolen during the week and why he left his wallet in it for them too. We also wanna dump on Joe Jonas over his breakup with Sophie (Sansa Stark) Turner, pick over the troubling facts about Britney’s brand new boyfriend and throw in a mental side-quest on Drew Barrymore becoming a scab. Finally there’s a shortage of oestrogen patches, so cut to Em entering into a virtual cage match with other peri-menopausal peeps to secure access to whatever supplies are still left. May the odds forever be in her and everyone else’s favour.

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We’re back in the booth and ready to unload on the last 48 hours of Em and Michael’s holiday in the US and we’ve got A LOT to unpack. We begin with the full rundown on their decision to hike a mountain in Palms Springs in 46 degree heat, it did not end well. Speaking of things not ending well, we also squeeze in a mental side-quest about the news of that hectic Delta flight that had to turn around after an explosive diarrhoea incident, because of course we do. Then it’s on to their road trip to see Lady Gaga doing her jazz and piano show in Vegas, with a full breakdown of the abundant highlights and hilarious moments from before, during and after that show. That’s swiftly followed by their night with Beyonce in LA, a visit to the original Dr Patrick, Matt Le Nevez and we’ve gotta talk about the return of Michael’s TV series ‘The Newsreader’, which premieres on the ABC Sunday night. So nestle into your favourite listening space and press play on this ginormous download of all of the things and enjoy.

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Em and Michael have touched down in the desert resort city of Palm Springs to 46 degree heat waves, poolside hangs and Frosé’s all round. We kick things off with an update on the last few days in New York City, including Michael’s full rundown on his second visit to ‘Marie’s Crisis’ (the camp show tunes bar) and Lin-Manuel Miranda being there. There’s a hotel move, a day in Santa Monica, all their thoughts and feels on the Broadway musicals they saw, including witnessing Lea Michele’s performance in ‘Funny Girl’. Then we need to find out what’s been happening since they drove into Palm Springs, those previously mentioned Frosés, 46 degree heat and poolside hangs for the gist of things but with shopping sprees and architecture updates thrown in. You can also expect a much needed air conditioning hum as they record the show into their iphones from Em’s hotel room. We also get a mini update on Kim Cattrall’s appearance as Samantha on the season finale of ‘And Just Like That’, plus ‘The Newsreader’ Season 2, Lady Gaga and Beyonce mentions as well, huzzah!

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We’ve got a LOT to unpack Emsolators, it’s week one in America and Em and Michael have been doing all of New York City everything. We start with a full rundown on their first day on the ground from late night restaurant meals, to Em wandering the streets to Madonna’s house in an all white jumpsuit while trying to manage explosive diarrhoea. There’s the spiritual moment Em and Michael experienced at a venue where you sing show tunes while a snitchy gay plays along on the piano. There’s holiday hangovers, Brooklyn Bridge treks, breakfast at Balthazar, a visit to the Sex Museum, over-priced IV drips, subway rides and a stack of inner monologue reveals. We also get a full review of the Prime series ‘Red, White and Royal Blue’ and they finally reveal all the Broadway shows they’re about to experience plus what’s up next for their travels. So pour yourself a Cosmo or a cup of Joe, yell “I’m walkin’ ‘ere” in your best NY accent and settle in for a hectic ride full of hilarious holidaying highlights.

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Last week, Em invited Emsolators to vent their frustrations on the 10th Anniversary of Michael Lucas killing off their favourite character, Dr Patrick on ‘Offspring’. One of the voice messages was so poignant and heartfelt that we decided to hold off on adding it to last week's episode, just so we could play it to Michael. So this bonus episode is all about the impact that event had on Emsolator Gem and the reaction Michael had to hearing her beautiful message.

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Prepare yourself for our fave trio, penises, politics and princesses. We start with Michael revealing he visited a penis museum in Iceland, so naturally Em had lots of questions and isn’t shy about pumping Michael for ALL of the details. So that’s the wang section sorted, for the politics part we need to cover off the news that Trump is facing his 4th indictment, along with 18 co-defendants plus how Hillary Clinton reacted when she found out. Then for the princess part there’s Beyonce making a very public show of support for Lizzo live on stage. Finally with Em’s trip beginning Friday, there’s last minute panic over her final preparations and Michael drops some news that inspires Em to consider another full repack of her suitcase. We’ve also got a series of delightful side quests involving Mer-people, Harry Styles, hectic 80’s TV viewing and Tina Knowles which all just feels perfectly right.

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