It’s a Boys Club today—just Tim and Joel running loose, and trust us, things got wild! We kicked off with a woman faking a pregnancy just to save on baggage fees (genius or insane?), then got into the great Canadiano vs. Americano coffee war. Mailbag delivered some top-tier listener messages, and we keep you up to date with Idol last night.

The Glossys had us buzzing about The White Lotus cast hitting Australia, but the real tea? Fran Drescher’s spicy dating life had callers spilling wild nanny stories. Plus, breast milk ice cream—would you try it? And finally, we hit rock bottom (literally) with workplace dumps, after a guy in South Africa peed and pooed all over his job site thinking he won the lottery. 💩 Absolute carnage.

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