We’re serving AI realness and raw human honesty today, betch! First up, there’s a viral trend where people are asking ChatGPT to turn them into dolls or action figures... and let’s just say Jermaine put us in the system and it came back savage. 

We also unpacked one of the most polite crimes in history: a man returned a flag he stole 56 years ago with a full confession, a heartfelt apology, and $40 cash. That’s one way to clear your karma.

Meanwhile, Elon Musk tried to flex Starlink’s Wi-Fi on a flight but rage quit his livestream after trolls absolutely lit him up in the comments. Honestly? Worth the data.

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