We’re starting off with some wholesome life advice from a group of senior citizens that might just make you rethink your life choices—or not. Speaking of choices, traffic data has revealed that 10-4 is the new 9-5... so if you’re stuck in traffic, it’s definitely your fault. Meanwhile, teachers finally get a chance to vent about nightmare parents, including one anonymous caller who... well, wasn’t so anonymous after all. Nice one!

In royally awkward news, the Royal Family wished Prince Harry a happy 40th, but it looks like they accidentally-on-purpose cropped Meghan out of the photo. Ouch! And in the Glossys, Miley Cyrus is getting sued over Flowers—turns out it’s not just about self-love.

Oh, and Joel Jivin’ gets an Aussie anthems spin today, but honestly, we’re all just waiting to see if Georgie makes it through probation. We’re placing bets now—will she survive another week or is she about to be royally cropped out like Meghan?

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