This week, I'm sharing the full Handstand Man saga and unfortunately, it only gets worse the more I tell it. From weird gut feelings and glaring red flags to a UTI, a bruised ego, and one of the strangest dating experiences of my life, we're unpacking what happens when you ignore your intuition because you're having fun. Plus: being the cool girl, trusting your body, and why sometimes the universe is literally screaming at you to run.

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The end of an era (but not really). This week, we're celebrating Celia's retirement from Girlhouse and sending her off the only way we know how: with prosecco, stories, tears, and way too many tangents. From our Venice roommate era to where life is taking us next, this episode is one big love letter to friendship, growth, and the girls who've been with us through it all. 💕

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this week’s solo ep is a deep dive into my OCD — intrusive thoughts, harm OCD, reassurance seeking, spiraling, cleanliness/control, food issues, meds, panic attacks, and the stuff nobody really talks about. if you’ve ever felt “crazy” because of your thoughts, this ep is for you 🤍

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This week is… a lot.

Callie is on bed rest, slightly spiraling, and going on dates with guys she doesn’t even want (but still somehow likes??). We get into chaotic nights out, oversharing, confusing feelings, and the humbling realization that not everything is mutual.

Celia balances things out with a wholesome life moment that lowkey changes everything.

It’s messy, it’s honest, it’s very Girlhouse.

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this episode starts as a normal catch-up and quickly turns into a full-blown spiral about turning 29, aging, and whether we’ve been doing our 20s “right” at all. in between the crisis: celia reads the most insane hinge message ever sent, callie prepares for a date she already doesn’t trust, and we unpack why we only lose our minds over men we don’t even like. plus: birthday nostalgia, quitting drinking (for now), and realizing your mom is just a girl.

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Celia’s out this week so it’s just me… and all of you. 💌 Today we’re doing a full Girlhouse collab episode reading your worst dating horror stories — and yes, I’m starting with mine (which includes crying mid hookup and telling him he’ll never see me again… so that’s where we’re at). From card declines to being pushed into freezing water to men stealing belts?? Nothing could have prepared me for these. Moral of the story: sometimes they’re the freak… and sometimes it’s you. Either way, we move on. 

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we accidentally skipped a week and now everything is unwell.

callie broke her ankle during a wine blackout, went to the ER hungover, and is somehow having her hottest era yet (??).

we discuss why injuries make men act right, the deeply unsettling “broken bone theory,” and why dating might actually be… fun???

celia gets set up on her dream date, we unpack crash outs, hinge behavior, and the realization that you don’t need to know everything about a man before meeting him.

also: live updates on tonight’s date. pray for us.

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bestie… why were we trying to convince ourselves we liked him 😭

this episode starts as a cute catch-up and quickly turns into a full breakdown of the most humbling dating experience: when he’s a great guy… and you feel absolutely nothing.

we’re talking:

• “he’s perfect but i feel sick” energy
• forcing attraction vs real chemistry
• why your body KNOWS before your brain does
• the harsh truth: if you’re thinking about it, you don’t like him
• and the text that ends it all

also: hinge horrors, fog ruining mental health, and why we’d rather be single than settle

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this week we’re getting brutally honest about our spring slump era — going from 5am routines, feeling hot and healthy, to… wine every night, zero motivation, and questioning everything 🫠

we talk about falling off your routine, body image spirals, and why the “all or nothing” mindset actually makes everything worse. plus: chaotic bender stories, camping trauma, throwing up on the side of a highway, and why we literally can’t keep it together lately.

if you’ve been feeling off, unmotivated, or not like yourself… this is your reminder you’re not alone and you’re not behind 🤍

we’re giving ourselves grace, romanticizing the reset, and starting small (hint: just go on a walk).

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This week we’re doing a chaotic Girlhouse catch-up and reflecting on what we’re officially calling… our humiliation era.

We look back on our early 20s in Boston and the slightly unhinged things we did while trying to impress the guys we were talking to — including the time we were genuinely embarrassed our apartment didn’t have a doorman and almost considered pretending we did. Yes, really.

We also get into some truly questionable boyfriend gift stories (including one $700 birthday gift that went… very wrong) and why dating in your early 20s can feel like a full psychological experiment.

Plus, Callie shares a little update on her current summer romance and the surprisingly weird feeling of liking someone who’s actually nice to you when you’re used to a little chaos.

Basically: embarrassing stories, questionable dating behavior, and a classic Girlhouse catch-up.

Love you besties.

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