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The crystal ball is back, and it's cloudy with a 100% chance of hot takes. Matt, Brakken, and Deebo go full Nostradamus on the 2025 Hyrox season — breaking down who’s going to break records, throw punches, or maybe test positive for a little extra “hydration.”
We’re talking potential world champs, the rise (and stall) of the majors, whether relays matter, and why Hyrox still pretends Berlin is a normal course. Oh — and someone might get banned, bodied, or both.
👀 Watch now to find out:Who’s breaking the men's world record (and who’s not)If punches get thrown before medals doWhether a CrossFit Games athlete can run sub-60If the Olympic dream is officially deadWhy the regional champs might shake everything up
🔔 Subscribe for more chaos, commentary, and crystal ball clairvoyance.
⏱️ Chapters
00:00 2024 Prediction Recap & Roast Fest
08:30 Will the Men’s & Women’s World Records Fall?
20:00 First-Time Champs Incoming or Nah?
34:00 PEDs, Suspicion & Who’s Getting Popped
41:00 Punches, Judges & Run Course Chaos
49:00 Team Relay and the Age Group Money Machine
58:00 Will Hyrox Admit Courses Aren’t Equal?1:08:00 In-Competition Injuries: Are We Due?1:14:00 The Future of Regionals and Major Shake-Ups1:
16:00 Crystal Ball Rapid Fire: CrossFitters, New Formats & Final Chaos
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The crystal ball is back, and it's cloudy with a 100% chance of hot takes. Matt, Brakken, and Deebo go full Nostradamus on the 2025 Hyrox season — breaking down who’s going to break records, throw punches, or maybe test positive for a little extra “hydration.”
We’re talking potential world champs, the rise (and stall) of the majors, whether relays matter, and why Hyrox still pretends Berlin is a normal course. Oh — and someone might get banned, bodied, or both.
👀 Watch now to find out:Who’s breaking the men's world record (and who’s not)If punches get thrown before medals doWhether a CrossFit Games athlete can run sub-60If the Olympic dream is officially deadWhy the regional champs might shake everything up
🔔 Subscribe for more chaos, commentary, and crystal ball clairvoyance.
⏱️ Chapters
00:00 2024 Prediction Recap & Roast Fest
08:30 Will the Men’s & Women’s World Records Fall?
20:00 First-Time Champs Incoming or Nah?
34:00 PEDs, Suspicion & Who’s Getting Popped
41:00 Punches, Judges & Run Course Chaos
49:00 Team Relay and the Age Group Money Machine
58:00 Will Hyrox Admit Courses Aren’t Equal?1:08:00 In-Competition Injuries: Are We Due?1:14:00 The Future of Regionals and Major Shake-Ups1:
16:00 Crystal Ball Rapid Fire: CrossFitters, New Formats & Final Chaos
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