A lost phone has been handed in at Perisher with the a personal list of goals to achieve as the wallpaper. Ranging from ‘get jacked and be 87kgs' to ‘have three girls on the roster’ this is the cringiest thing we’ve ever seen and we can’t look away. Plus we talk about things burglars have smuggled in and out of crime scenes in their undies from weapons to skiddies. And we’ve got a hilarious story on an age gap between an elderly couple that didn’t stop them from getting down in the bedroom. 

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