Have you ever spoken to your mum about having sex on your period in a church? Well Jamie has...

This week Jamie’s Mum, Penny, is back on the podcast again for more insider scoops on Jamie’s childhood, poo protests and hiding boyfriends in a cupboard. 

PLUS… We get down and dirty with Jamie’s old school reports and some very naughty listeners messages. 

Thanks for listening x 

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TikTok: @newlyweds 

Email: [email protected]

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Credits:

Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_

Additional Producer: @jemimarathbone

Videographer: @jamierg99

Social Media: @emzchampion

Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs

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This week Jamie’s little sister Emily Laing is on the podcast to give Jamie a taste of his own medicine. She spills the dirt on Jamie’s cheeky childhood adventures… 

PLUS… Sophie shows Jamie what periods are REALLY like. We’ve sorted Jamie out with a period pain simulator and his reaction is… not pleasant. It’s safe to say Jamie has a low pain threshold. 

Thanks for listening x 

Instagram: @newlywedspodcast

TikTok: @newlyweds 

Email: [email protected]

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Credits:

Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_

Additional Producer: @jemimarathbone

Videographer: @jamierg99

Social Media: @emzchampion

Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs

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The NewlyWeds catch us up on their very busy week… From attending the Barbie premiere for five minutes, Jamie acting like a diva on the plane and Sophie INSISTING that mermaids are real. 

Plus, sending dick pics to your dentist, spotting Jamie walking in human poo and accidentally sharing a sex tape with your mum!! We’ve got some great listeners messages for you.

Thanks for listening x 

Instagram: @newlywedspodcast

TikTok: @newlyweds 

Email: [email protected]

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Credits:

Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_

Additional Producer: @jemimarathbone

Videographer: @jamierg99

Social Media: @emzchampion

Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs

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From packing vibrators in a frantic panic to Sophie and Jamie’s strange mating calls, the NewlyWeds update us on all things marriage. 

PLUS, Sophie and Jamie read some shocking dilemmas…Cheesy feet? Being in love with your step-brother? A one-night stand meowing at you? You are in for a treat! 

Thanks for listening x 

Instagram: @newlywedspodcast

TikTok: @newlyweds 

Email: [email protected]

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Credits:

Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_

Additional Producer: @jemimarathbone

Videographer: @jamierg99

Social Media: @emzchampion

Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs

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A penis in a wine glass? Anal on the hotel balcony? Boy, do we have some listener’s messages for you!!

This week Sophie and Jamie are joined by Tarot and Psychic reader, Fiongal Greenlaw, who will be predicting Sophie and Jamie’s future together. Are they twin souls? Or are they destined for chaos? 

Plus, Sophie and Jamie discuss the week’s highs and lows - from Vesper’ing down the M25 to attending Sophie’s sister’s wedding…

You can book Fiongal for Tarot readings here: https://wellnessfoundry.co.uk

Thanks for listening x 

Instagram: @newlywedspodcast

TikTok: @newlyweds 

Email: [email protected]

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Credits:

Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_

Additional Producer: @jemimarathbone

Videographer: @jamierg99

Social Media: @emzchampion

Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs

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Buckle up baby! Our return as NewlyWeds is here and we are back with a bang!!! This week we get into the nitty gritty details of Jamie and Sophie’s honeymoon. Why did Sophie vomit out of her nose? What happened to Jamie’s baggage? And why did Sophie wear the same dress everyday? 

PLUS Sophie and Jamie answer all of your unanswered questions with a special section of listeners questions - for one week only! 

Thank you so much for all of the amazing messages whilst we’ve been away. We appreciate it so so much. 

Thanks for listening x 

Instagram: @newlywedspodcast

TikTok: @newlyweds 

Email: [email protected]

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Credits:

Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_

Additional Producer: @jemimarathbone

Videographer: @jamierg99

Social Media: @emzchampion

Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GUYS we're coming back! And coming back with a BANG 🚀 All we'll say is JULY but until then the sun is shining so here's another sizzling episode of Write Me Dirty...

Post pod coitus and vapes in strange places…

Presenting GK Barry, and Joe Baggs - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts…

‘Soho Whore House’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

What happens in the disabled toilets stays in the disabled toilets… When one thing leads to another Joe Baggs makes a shocking discovery about himself - he will never be the same again

‘The coming of age story of our time- literally.’ The Financial Times

‘Cranberry Showers’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Under the gritty backdrop of JD Wethers, sexual tensions escalate quickly, when two colleagues share more than they intended. They say there’s no smoke without fire, but what about vapes?

’Modern day Shakespeare’ The Independent

Credits:

Executive Producer: @Jamielaing

Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone

Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs

Videographer: @jamierg99

Engineer: Jamie Biles

Original Theme: SnackTracks

A JamPot Production

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WE'RE ON HONEYMOON! But of course, we haven't forgotten you! Here's a little gift for your ears, to keep you satiated while we're away, and we'll be back very soon...

(And if you love what you hear, you can SUBSCRIBE here: https://shows.acast.com/write-me-dirty)

Forbidden love, nude FaceTimes and aphrodisiac sweets.

Presenting Jamie Laing, and Tom Lucy - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts…

‘Brown Belts’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

How can a shower feel so dirty? What happens when a secret fantasy comes true? A tale of dominance and untold sexual desire between two friends.

‘I’ve not felt this turned on since American Pie’ The Times

‘Candy Smitten’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Evening. London. Strawberries. Cream. SEX. It started so sweet, but ended so salty. A secret kiss. A lot of rain. We’re not the only ones getting wet in this story.

’Spellbinding’ The Observer

Credits:

Executive Producer: @Jamielaing

Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone

Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs

Videographer: @jamierg99

Engineer: Jamie Biles

Original Theme: SnackTracks

A JamPot Production

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Grab the tissues, and perhaps a lift raft, cos the tears are flowing in this FINAL episode of NearlyWeds.

Jamie and Sophie are fresh off the back of wedding and boy have we got a treat for you and them as we relive the wedding - all the speeches - the best men, the father of the bride, the groom - plus live reactions from friends and family on the day.

Thank you to Producer Jack for pouring his heart into this episode - it’s truly beautiful.

Thank you to Sophie and Jamie for sharing this wild ride with us - it’s been a joy.

And thank you to all of YOU for joining us on this journey. It’s been an absolute blast and we hope you enjoy this episode 🤍

But for now, we bid adieu to NearlyWeds because we’re ‘Nearly’ no more.

But watch this space… we’ll be back

Instagram: @nearlywedspodcast

TikTok: @nearlyweds

Email: [email protected]

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Credits:

Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_

Additional Producer: @jemimarathbone

Videographer: @jamierg99

Social Media: @emzchampion

Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs

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13 months, 59 weeks, 413 days, it’s been a rollercoaster but we’re finally here. We made it. Pat yourself on the back ‘cos we’re going to the chapel baby, YEHHAAA!!!! Jamie and Sophie are getting married. It’s the wedding episode!! 

We’re taking you behind the scenes, chatting to the couple’s nearest and dearest. 

But before we get to "The Day," we’re hanging out with Jamie and Sophie at their pre-wedding retreat, Palmrocks. Then it’s rehearsal time before we get to THE BIG ONE.  

And this is just the beginning - next week we’re going face first into the reception, joined by lots of special guests, dishing the deets on what is - let’s face is - probably the best wedding ever. 

And if you’re planning your own wedding, you simply must get the NearlyWeds Digital Wedding Planner here: https://www.gigiandolive.com/collections/all/products/the-nearlyweds-digital-wedding-planner

Instagram: @nearlywedspodcast

TikTok: @nearlyweds

Email: [email protected]

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Credits:

Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_

Additional Producer: @jemimarathbone

Videographer: @jamierg99

Social Media: @emzchampion

Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.