Remote Viewing

In a lively discussion on the Mondo Freako podcast, the host Bob and guest Houston from the Thousand Crazy Questions podcast delve into the intriguing topic of remote viewing. They explore its applications, including military intelligence, and reference historical figures such as Ingo Swann, who played a significant role in researching this phenomenon during classified government projects, including Project Stargate. Overall, the conversation combines humor, curiosity, and insights into the mysterious realm of psychic phenomena.

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Little. You got little. Yeah, you got little. There we go. You got little, but now you're big. I got little. Now I'm big. That could be a song. Got little. You're little. Little big. I call him little big because he's little and he's big. Oh, yeah. He's little and he's big. Yes. I had to. Hey, this is Miles, and you took me by surprise. I didn't realize that you were laughing, laughing, laughing. You just love that song, don't you? No, I started following the singer's daughter on TikTok. Yeah, I would gather there's a lot of daughters you're singers you're following? Uh, Lorelei, Lorelei, Lorelei Bachman. I told her that I would sing her daddy. What's that? I told her that I'd sing her daddy's song on the podcast. Oh yeah. And she goes cha-ching. Yeah. Like where's the money, dude? No. You know, like a buck and a quarter. So I did. So promise kept. Okay.Promise kept. If you call it that, sure. Promise kept. How many other famous daughter, singers' daughters are you following? Oh, God damn it. What was that guy? It was a one-hit wonder. Norman Greenbaum. No, no, no. I won't think of it. I will not think of it, but like He always mentions it. Like, hey, just so everyone knows who my dad is. Just so everyone knows that he had that one song. He had the one song. I don't remember what the fuck. What era was it? I was in the 80s. Madero's? Glenn Madero's or something. Glenn Madero's? Yeah. No, I don't know. Someone like that. I don't know. It was like daughters all like, hey, look at Living La Vida Loca? Yeah. Ricky Martin? Yeah, it was Ricky Martin, yeah. Okay. Well, now that we've solved that riddle. Riddle me this, Bob Lament. Right. Riddle me this. So, are you okay? Are we all right? No, my nose is itchy, sorry. Oh, God. Well…That's, you know, put it a work order for Christ's sake. Yeah. Itching that nose like a job. Mm-hmm. It's like road work on the summertime. Christ. You remember a long time ago, you accused me of picking my nose on the air and I didn't. I said, I was itching it. And you're like, no, you were picking your nose. I saw you picking your nose that I ate it when you didn't look. And you're like, Oh, a hundred bucks. This is smells. Kid eats the booger. You're wrong. You're wrong. So did you, are you admitting to revelation? No, I wiped it on your coat. Oh, what? Yeah, that's okay. Laughing. Laughing. Did she ever say that her father was in an insane asylum or anything? I missed that part of the story if she did. I don't know. Maybe that's where he got the song from. Everybody around him was laughing. Laughing.Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Well, this last week, two things have happened to me. Let me put it this way. I'm going to change it a little bit. Two things. I have done two things that I've never done in my life this last week. All right. I'm going to tell you about one of them, and then I'll tell you about the other one another time, perhaps. Intriguing. So my wife is trying to, you know, I'm getting older. There's no doubt about it. Yeah. And my wife is, um, you know, encouraging, she's doing it herself and she's encouraging me to come along, which typically in the past, I probably would have not do anything. you know, certain exercise type things that I would not normally do. Are you kegeling? Well, I've always kegeled. I say kegel, you say kegel. Um, no. So this last week she goes, let's go to water aerobics. Okay.I want video. I want video of this. Yeah, I want video. And so she's been going swimming, like swimming laps, right? Yes. And she's like, come with me. We're going to go swim some laps. And I'm like, okay. Come with me. I'll go with you because I have neglected myself for eons. Go to the Y? Yeah, go to the Y, swim some laps. Yeah. Okay. And, uh, and so i've been doing that, you know, anytime she tells me i i go shirt on or shirt off sure what am I? 12? Shirt off. It doesn't matter. Well, I didn't, you know, I mean, you got, you know, some sweet titties there. I just didn't know if you were well i don't think they're quite as sweet as yours, to be honest but uhThere was a time in my distant past where I did have some muscles. I think that was before I met you, I think. Yeah, it was before I met you, exactly. You were like Jabba the fucking Hut when I met you. Yeah, distant past, I said. So she goes, I'm going in the morning. You know, you should go with me. And I'm like, All right. Well, I said, wake me up and I'll see how I'm feeling. I pulled a Miles title on this one. I will try. I will try. Exactly. I'm like, wake me up and I will see how I'm doing in the morning. You know, if I want to do this. And so she did. It was like, I think we had to be there like 730 or something. What the hell was that? What?Oh, I sound like you're sucking the bottom of a drink or something. No. Okay. She's kind of getting everything together. I'm like, I don't want to go. I'm like, this is not going to be… This is not going to be what I want to… I don't want to be part of… this aqua aerobics kind of scene, you know what i mean? You have, like, cartoonish shorts that you wear, like scooby-doo or something or yeah jinkies i wear my speedo juicy on the back does it say juicy You know, regular swim trunks or whatever you want to call them. Speedos. Oh my God. Oh my God. I got a visual. I don't even… I've got my swim trunks on. Yeah, so my wife's getting everything together and I'm laying there and I'm like… Trust me. No, this is not for me, right? I didn't say this out loud because she's been really kind andtrying to, you know, encourage me. And I'm like, so then he's getting ready and I hear she's just about ready. And, you know, and something flipped in my head. I'm like, I'm going to go. I'm going to do this. Oh, he's doing a Cameron from Ferris Bueller's day off. I'll go. You should be calling me. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. Yeah. So I hop up. I get my stuff together real quick and we head on over to do the aqua aerobics. Wait, are you going to be dressing in the dressing room? Um, I typically just wear my swim trunks over, but I do change afterwards. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah. Cause you have like a weird thing about being like in front of people. Yeah.Yes, I have a weird thing about running around naked in front of people, yes. Like most people do, I think. Hey, dudes. Yeah, I'm not your exhibitionist, if that's what you're talking about. I'm thinking you run into the bathroom stall. No, they have little, it's very updated. It's not like it was when you were kids where basically they threw you out in the parking lot and told you to change your clothes. Yeah. Yeah. So I put my swim trunks on, grabbed my towel and whatnot and my clothes to put on afterwards. I can't stand to be all wet. Yeah. Right. So and we get there, we get to the pool. And she and I had the youngest of our sex at this aqua aerobics class. What was that? What? We were both the youngest in our sex. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. I missed that part. Sorry. Yeah. So I'm the youngest guy. She's the youngest lady. Oh, yeah. Woman. Yeah. And so it's all these people that got to be.at least 10 or 15 years older than us. All right. Let me tell you about Korea. Yeah, exactly. And I'm like, and, and my wife leans over and she's like, where are the youngest ones here? I'm like, well, what did you think? Yeah. I mean, come on, Jesus, figure it out. But given that now actually one lady who was gone had to be there like forties or something. So she was ended up being the youngest, but, um, what's that? She was boozing me. I don't know what that means. I beg honkers. The, uh, so, but you know what? It was actually quite one big problem, but it was actually quite fun. Yeah. I enjoyed myself. We did an hour, believe it or not. Yeah. And they had these, uh,Waits for the Water, which I've never heard of. Are you familiar with any of this? No. I'm thinking of that old Saturday Night Live thing with the synchronized swimming. Oh, Martin Short. It was a little bit like that. But they had these dumbbells, but you use them in the water and they actually are very resistant. It's wild, but anyway. Yeah, so we went this whole routine. The only problem was it's an indoor pool, not an outdoor pool. And It's very echoey and noisy. There's two pools side by side or close together. The other one, they're playing some music or whatever. I couldn't understand a word. Even though I'm not the oldest, I couldn't understand a word this lady was saying from the front. I was taller. All of the older people were in the shallower area. I went to the deeperthe deepest part of the pool. Um, because I was taller and, um, and also then I was away from everybody. Uh, and she's like, yeah, exactly. And so then I had to, I had to go over by my wife and I go, what did she say? And she's like, just follow my, just follow my lead. And so then we did all the, uh, exercises and we're bouncing around, but yeah, everybody was, I mean, there was like 80 year old people, mostly women, I will say. Yeah. Yeah. There was a couple of guys and then we, uh, um, you know, go through the whole hour of exercises there, which was really quite fun. And then we get done and my wife's like, did you see those two old people flirting with each other?I'm like, no. She's like, they were splashing each other and carrying on. I'm like, no, I wasn't even paying attention. I just thought they were flailing. Right. They all were drowning. Some of these people just barely moved. They just kind of were floating in the water. Like you? No. No, I was moving. I was doing… I did everything the lady said that I can figure out. I mimicked whatever the hell she was doing. Wait, take off my shorts? What? Well, okay. I think that's what she said. Okay....

Scalarious

In a lively conversation with John from the podcast Scalarius, the duo discusses their unique blend of comedy and paranormal topics. John shares that he and his co-host, DW, have different perspectives on the supernatural, with John being a believer and DW a skeptic. The podcast began by interviewing comedians about their paranormal experiences, but has since expanded to include various guests with ghost stories.

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Hey everybody, welcome to a conversation with the folks from Scalarius. Now we have one of them here, and that is John, and the other one, DW, is doing the tape for America's Most Haunted or something, so he couldn't join us. But thanks for being here, John. How's it going? It's going good, man. How are you? Is it America's Most Haunted? That's one of those things, isn't it? I don't know. No, probably not. But even if it was, he wouldn't be doing it. Oh, okay. Well, let's get into that. Let's dismantle that statement. Goodness gracious. So, DW is a hanger on? Is that what you're trying to say? No, no, no. He's just… He's not… Man, there's… the dynamic of our shows has, it's going to shift quite a bit. I feel here shortly, but you know, I'm DW is very much a skeptic. I am very much a believer. And so that's where the dynamic is. But so, so tell us, give us the rundown on the show for people who don't know. And you know,Tell us where they can find it. We'll get that out of the way. We'll get the plug out of the way and then move on to other stuff. Both myself, John Olsen, and D.W. Serene were both comedians. Funny comedians, too, by the way. Not to pat myself on the back. Not to toot my own horn, but I'm pretty funny. He is most definitely a very funny guy. We're comedians and we obviously have a paranormal and comedy podcast. And basically we just kind of, uh, it started out, uh, two years ago, almost that it was, uh, interviewing comedians who have had experiences on the road and hotel rooms and bars and clubs they performed in and whatever, but we just expanded out and started, uh, talking to people who've had experiences, uh,that weren't comedians and me and him are the comedians. So hold on. I'm going to sneeze. or i'm not. No, you didn't. You didn't. If anybody wants to know, if you want to know how to stop a sneeze, announce you're going to do it. Oh, really? Yeah, I think so. It's an involuntary reaction. People get all mad about it or whatever, but i mean, apparently there's a way to stop it. And the way it is, is just announce you're going to do it. It's similar to diarrhea. I don't know. Like, um, If you say you're going to have diarrhea, that never seems to stop it for me, I'll be honest with you. I'm like, I'm going to have diarrhea, and it just happens. Sometimes it just flows that way. I don't know. Anyway, so we're the comedy, I guess, in the paranormal and comedy show. So we have groups on there. We've had psychic mediums. We've had you on there.Uh, so I mean, and you had experiences and whatever, just entertainers, whatever authors, things like that. And we just chat it up and see what we can, uh, what kind of show we can come up with. And usually they're, they're pretty good. I, I've had very few stinkers to be fair, but you know, do happen. Wow. So do you always have a guest or do you, sometimes it's just you guys? Um, we, 90% is a guest. I might even say 95%. There are shows that we do. We are going to do probably a two to three part series on the Warrens. Oh, yeah. We're going to have a special guest comic on or whatever, but it is just going to be us and talking about it. Does he have a character that's based on Ed Warren, perhaps? No.Oh, that'd be funny if he was like, I'm, you know… Just all serious. I'm Ted Warren. It's half-brother from a different marriage. Yeah. No. That'd be funny. It's just… Yeah. I guess… Informative, I guess, talking about that. I have no idea what we'll do, but we're gonna do it. It's the most honest… Comedy, uh, paranormal show on the internet. Yeah. And it gets us in trouble too, by the way so i mean but yeah well that's cool though. So, but i mean, that's interesting, but that you you really rely on the guests. And so that's, I mean, that's, uh, that's tough to do so it is you know, kudos. It's tough to do, especially when, I mean, the guests sometimes, I mean, I'm okay.Again, I'm going to throw percentages out there. Like 99.9% of the guests are really cool with everything we've ever done. And just kind of, I'm not going to say play along because we're not playing, but, you know, just go with the flow. Right. But there have been a couple that, you know, didn't really go with the flow too well. Did they know that it was a paranormal show? Or were they thinking it was some type of… true crime and or No, they do this entrepreneurial thing then it was paranormal. I just didn't think i don't know if they maybe misunderstood the whole entertainment aspect of it or or what but yeah so yeah all right yeah okay that's interesting it happens did anybody just leave in the middle? I haven't had anybody leave, but i had some backlashes.a couple episodes um but um no i haven't had anybody leave really no that's good not yet not yet right yeah well i mean to be honest with you you know the setup is that it's supposed to be you know funny and kind of off the cuff and so if they leave it's just as good yeah pretty much yeah because it throws you a curveball and then you can go with that right so and the thing is is that Both myself and DW are, I mean, me probably more recently, but we're both pretty kind and, you know, we don't, we're not outwardly trying to be mean to people. So if anybody really like, I mean, they have to dig pretty deep to get offended to want to be able to, you know what I mean? I guess. Yeah, that's true. I didn't find anything offensive.Whenever I was on the show with you, but maybe if I think about it a little bit. I mean, if you want to. I can think of something. I can think of something. Maybe. I'll background process that while we talk. So that's fun, though. So you're the believer and DW is the skeptic, right? Yeah. I mean, that's kind of the roles you guys think you inhabit there. Is that the idea? of yeah i mean um yeah it's just the way we are. I mean, he's skeptical about everything though. So, I mean, which is ironic because i am the more pessimistic of the both and he's just the most skeptic. I don't, you know and i'm trying to, uh, change that about myself, you know, the whole pessimistic thing, but i was trying to be more optimistic. Okay.Yeah, I try. I do. What are you doing to facilitate that? Well, boy, we're going to hit this right off. Well, you offered it up. I renewed my faith in Christ. And when I did that, things just, you know, like you're not supposed to be all down. Hope and all that good stuff, right? Hope, faith, love, you know, all that good stuff. All that jazz. I mean, it's true. What's so funny about peace, love, and understanding, right? There you go. Which made it kind of through a bugaboo into the whole Scolarius thing because I'm like, what are we doing now that we can do to glorify God? Because that's what I want to do, right? I got to glorify God. It's kind of hard, but we've taken a little bit of sabbatical to try to regroupAnd when I say a little bit, I'm talking two weeks without recording. So it's not like a long month or six months or something. No, no. So let me ask you a question. So do you think, so you, you believe that there are ghosts and you, you think you believe in Christ, right? So now what's, Does Christ believe in ghosts? Funny story. Somebody's asking me if I'm really blue. Millie, not only am I blue, I'm furry. Sorry. Go ahead, John. Uh, no, Christ doesn't believe in ghosts. And so really Christ doesn't believe in ghosts. Um, no, it, but there's theories on this. Okay. Like, I don't know how deep you want to get into this, but I've, I've had some friends go deep. Let's go. Okay. Fair enough. I've had some friends that, um, like if you want to go, like, I don't know. Um,I have a friend of mine who was recently on the show, and he's actually kind of popular on TikTok. He's actually really popular on TikTok. He goes by the Supernatural Sleuth. He's from Appalachians, Tennessee. He's a cop who does paranormal stuff, and he's also a devout Christian. You know, there's a lot of cops in the paranormal stuff. I don't know if you've ever noticed that. Yeah, no, it's really cool. Isn't that interesting? it is so if anybody wants to check out his stuff, it's the supernatural sleuth. It's on TikTok. I think it might actually have something on uh instagram as well. But, um, you know, he's like all ghosts are demons and okay. Um, and there's theories for that. And that's part of it is because like demons are all around and they hear you talk andthings like that. And they could whisper things into your ears and the hence psychics and mediums. So, and so like, you know, whisper stuff into their ears so they can tell you. I want, I got to stop you. So you think Jesus, you said Jesus doesn't believe in ghosts, but you're saying that, that so demons is a whole different classification. So a demon is not necessarily a ghost. Cause I'm assuming Jesus believes in demons. Absolutely. Jesus believes in demons. Jesus actually did a favor for a demon once. Um, which is kind of a, that wasn't, uh, Charlie Daniels, was it no no no um well the story goes basically is that, that's uh, Jesus came on the shore and this, this, uh, man who was extremely, extremely possessed comes out of the cemetery and he's like naked. He's like wrapped in chains and stuff like, you know, whatever. And, uh, he walked. Yeah.Usually when you lose your clothes, first thing you pick up is some chains. Chains, yeah. No, he was breaking chains. He was howling at the moon. Most definitely possessed. And so he recognized, well,...

Miles subjects his son to urination ridicule, while Bob witnesses the forces of good and evil over lunchtime.

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Oh, man. you and me and me and you and me and them and me and him and them Hey, everybody. Hey, everyone. This is miles title on static Radio. You need to do a really good job of not actually getting any tune whatsoever when you did that. It's like, you can't, It's a true story if you have any idea who Jackie Gleason was. He did. He actually was a best-selling recording artist and knew nothing of music. Yeah, so what? Like the Honeymooners theme song, he made up. He goes like this. Then they made it better, obviously. Okay. All your trivia needs right here. And if you need more worthless trivia, welcome to Static Radio. You want to know about people who've long been since dead. Listen to Static. Oh, God, no. Not again. Not again. I couldn't help it. Oh, my God. I mean, I just envision that youhear that constantly throughout your day. Miles, where are you, Miles? We need you to come here and fix the toilet. Right? And then what happens in your head another glorious day be miles title. If you're listening now, just turn it off and go to something better. Don't, yeah. You can listen to that thing i was telling you about where the seance people The ladies got naked in that. I'm not going to listen to your weirdo fantasies. The spirit back in the spirit, spiritualist days where they, uh, you know, yeah okay yeah the spirits made me do it. Yeah, that's what you would say off the air. Bob had some fantasy about spiritualism. And all kinds of crazy stuff. I don't, that sounds weird yeah sounds like what happens is Miles sees all that, but he doesn't get to participate. Oh, God. Okay, that's three times. Okay.That's enough. I'm done. I'm done. Are you done? Come on. It's three times now. Please just stop. Now I'll just do it myself. Okay. I can live with that. Oh, you can live with that. Okay. Yeah. So yeah. No, I mean, this all weird stuff you hear on the internet. Come on. Got to give it up. Meanwhile, love that weird stuff on the internet. hey, have you guys heard any weird stuff on the internet? You know, if they made one of those K-Tel records of, you know, just the weird stuff you hear on the internet, that would be a good commercial. Hey, Kate was back. Internet hits only from Kate's hell. Five minute fart. I thought that was static radio. Oh, there we go. Yeah. I wonder if you get, I wonder if people do that. Do you remember whenever, I remember when I was young, you may not remember this because you don't ever remember anything. Um,they used to at the grocery store, they would sell old radio, uh, on CDs. You remember this or cassettes? It'd be like, uh, yeah, I used to have Molly and you know, all these things I used to, I don't want to brag, but, uh, I think my mom bought this for me. How to be a comedian by Henny Youngman. Really? Yeah. I had that by Henny Youngman. Seriously. Yeah. My mom, I think, bought this for me, how to be a comedian. She was a nice mom, wasn't she? She was. No, she still is. She's nice. How did it help you in your journey here? He said something like it's okay to steal other people's material and stuff if you don't really have material. It's always going to suck when you hit a young one. That's the one…That was the one nugget I took out of that. Like, okay, it's okay to steal. The only thing I took out of the Henny Youngman playbook. Yeah. If Milton Berle said it, it could be yours. Yeah. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, no, we had a couple of those. Yeah, I know what you're talking about, Mr. Elitist. Nowadays, I wonder if it would go over if you just rip things from the internet, make a DVD compilation, and sell it at the checkout. You know, I don't think that would play very well. You don't think so? No. All these failed videos, just put them onto a DVD and sell it for five bucks at the grocery store. I don't think so. Groans and boners. I bought that and I didn't know what it was. I thought that was something else. I swear to God. I thought it was more of a groaner than a boner. I swear. I thought it said girls and boners. Oh, yeah. By the way, didn't you have some DVDs that were kind of like that?No. Like something gone wild? I might actually have those VHS tapes somewhere. Oh, they're VHS. They weren't DVDs. Okay. That's how old I am. Yeah, those are VHS. Yeah, those are VHS Girls Gone Wild tapes. Yeah, so what? Yeah, so what? I was young. When you were young and your heart was open wide. There wasn't an internet around for me. I had to get the girls gone wild video tapes. Pretty much. Pretty much. Yeah. They serve their purpose. They serve their purpose. I'll be honest with you. They still do. I can't watch those a long time. Oh, really? About what? Five minutes. Yeah. No, I don't know if I have those anymore. Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm sure you do. Because they were blue. You, my friend, when you and I were going to college, you were literally a museum curator of your own shit. I have Asperger's, you jerk. You would have all your albums lined up. You'd have all these little trinkets and tchotchkes. Everything was in perfect order and you knowYou were like, don't touch that. Oh, I'm like, don't touch that. Okay, you are the king of, oh, don't touch that. Believe me. Well, it's true, but at least I'm not. If I went to your house right now and started just, you know, giving your blessing, everything in your house, you would have a complete shit fit. You'd be like, don't. Miles, don't touch our silverware, please. Don't. Just hook them to your forearms with rubber bands. Don't use your fingers. Yeah. Um, that is true, but you had like everything totally curated and like, in like, you had like lists on like legal pads of everything you owned. And it was like, I was always impressed that you, you know, knowing you and seeing this, it was, it was like incongruous. I was autistic before it was popular, I guess. So, yeah. Well, and the fact that you couldn't like keep it together.but you could do all this. I mean, I didn't say it was perfect. Okay. I didn't say, yeah, I was like, you accomplished all of this organization of stupid ass shit. And you're right. You cannot show up anywhere on time or keep track of your own pens and paper. Yeah. Right. Correct. Yes, exactly. I was always, that was miraculous to me. I was like, wow, crazy. So, uh, I'm with the stories here. I have a story this week. I was at a… Oh, I didn't think you had a story. I thought he's rambling on a lot here. No, no, I just riffed on some other stuff just because it came up. Oh, no, you were going on like 20 minutes of this riffing. I'm like, okay, he has no story this week. I'm like, okay, well, that's all right. So I was at a Panera recently, and there was outdoor seating. A lot of Paneras, I think, have outdoor seating.This guy likes to eat out a lot. Yeah, so I was heading into the Panera and I noticed there was two gentlemen sitting outside having their lunch. Dr. J and Dr. No, it wasn't anybody I know. Nobody else. But they totally looked like they did not belong together. It was like… a younger guy who, you know, looked like he was healthy and what was it ray milan and uh rosie greer rosie greer almost yeah i would go okay in that vein. But yeah, so this young, healthy guy, he was eating like a salad or something. And then there's this disheveled, homeless looking guy eating with him. Oh, I know where this is going. Okay. It's me and Miles. Look at I'm the sally guy andMiles is the other repulsive guy. I wasn't even going to go there. Yeah. So I go in to eat, you know, get my food and sit down and eat. And they're out the window and I'm watching them. And I come to the realization that this was an angel and a devil having lunch together. You're fucked up. Yeah. Dude, this dude is on some whippets or something. I don't know what the hell he's getting on, man. I looked at him, and I'm like, and the way they were talking and so forth, and the one guy looked angelic, and the other guy looked like a devil, and they're sitting there having, like, on their lunch hour. It was like, it was so obvious that it was an angel and a devil eating lunch together at Panera. Are you watching that show again, that Sam and Dean show? I don't know what that is. What is that show?Are you watching Supernatural again? No, no, I don't watch Supernatural. And yeah, and so I'm like, this is weird. And I formulated this whole kind of thing in my head that this is what was going on. And then they get up and leave and go their separate ways. And then I finish my lunch and I'm leaving to go and I'm getting in my car and going out. And the angel guy went to the corner and was preaching and holding a sign about being saved. And the devil guy just disappeared. Did he pick up a fiddle by chance and start playing it hot? I just thought it was so hilarious that literally these guys were eating lunch. They looked like an angel, a devil. I go to leave and the angel guy is at the entrance to this area with all the restaurants and whatever, shopping plaza. Yeah.And he is preaching and trying to get people saved. Are you listening to Charlie Daniels quite a bit recently? Yeah, that's right. I told you once you saw a bitch. I wish I would have saw the devil guy doing something evil, but I didn't. He's probably crapping on a flower pot somewhere. But he looks so… He looked like such a devilish person. I thought, wouldn't that be something? You know what I mean? Then after that happened, I'm like, oh my God, it was real. But what if the roles were actually reversed? Could be. So did you go up and say, hey, listen, I know this is going to sound a little strange, fellas, but hear me out. Yeah. No, I don't interact with people in public. Come on.Well, that's true. Yeah. That's true....

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In this episode of Lament Tonight, host Bob introduces rising comedy talent Joe Cason from Detroit, who now performs in Nashville. Joe shares anecdotes about growing up in Detroit, revealing his self-deprecating humor and clever observations about his life, family, and experiences. He discusses the challenges of being a comedian and the unique culture shock he faced when moving to Nashville, including the differences in accents and lifestyle. Joe performs several comedic bits, touching on topics like therapy, family dynamics, and dating. The conversation also delves into Joe's upcoming shows, including a competition for Nashville's Funniest Comedian and his weekly open mic event, which fosters collaboration among comedians. The episode wraps up with Bob thanking Joe for his participation and encouraging listeners to catch him live.

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Hey, everybody, and welcome to Lament Tonight. We've got a good one for you. Stick around and find out what Joe Cason's all about. Right now, Gary Lime and the Fleetones take us away. One, two, three, four. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much, Gary. It's always great to have you here. Bob, you are a great asshole. Thank you, Gary. I really appreciate when you talk nice to me like that. We're here tonight with Joe Cason. I don't know if anybody knows who Joe Cason is, but I kind of do. I won't say that I know him personally, but Joe Cason is a rising comedy talent hailing from Detroit, believe it or not. He made it out alive, but without any equity in his home. And he's now bringing the laughs to Nashville.Where, I mean, if you bought early, it's probably worth a lot of money at this point. Known for sharp one-liners and clever wordplay, his act blends self-deprecating humor, absurd observations, and stories from growing up in the Motor City. So without further ado, let's just go ahead and welcome Joe. Tell us about it. Hey, Bob. Thank you so much for having me. So good to be here. Oh, great. And regale us here with some Motor City madness, as it were. Oh, it was a fun city to grow up in. Everyone called me White Joe. The only thing was there weren't any other Joes. They could have just called me by my name. That would have been a little better, but it was fun. I enjoyed it. Well, that's great. I guess there was no other Joes, so they called other people like, well, it's Slightly Tan Mark.I guess they probably should have. Or maybe Vitiligo Martin. That was actually my neighbor. Joe, why don't you just jump right into the comedy for us and do some material? Absolutely. I'm happy to do it for you guys. So good to be here, everybody. So I gave up porn recently. Don't know what I'm going to do for money now. But I will figure something out, I guess, but I'm just kidding. Uh, I didn't make any money. I was recently told I look like Timothy Chalamet if he was left in the dryer for too long, but that much of a market for that. But, uh, I just turned, uh, just had a birthday. I just turned 29, which is fun. Uh, but 29 is kind of a weird age because I'm too young to own a home and I'm too old for a P Diddy party.But being 29 in my family is a little strange, though, because my younger siblings are a lot more successful than me. Like my younger sister is a doctor. My younger brother's an engineer. I bought a massage chair recently. It's kind of a weird purchase when you're unemployed, but it is weird being the family disappointment when your mom believes in Bigfoot. So that's. It's kind of weird that my mom believes in Bigfoot, you know, this mythical creature that's never been seen. But she gave up on me in 2009. I've been trying to take blurry pictures of myself and send it to her to prove to her that I am real, you know. And my dad is like 99% convinced I'm gay, which means he's only 1% wrong.I got a text from my dad last month. He's like, happy pride month, but you're having fun. I'm like, dude, you've met my girlfriend. What are you doing? He says it so much. I'm starting to believe it. You know what I mean? But, uh, so anyway, I'm in therapy. Therapy is good, but my therapist, uh, she thinks I'm having a midlife crisis, which is a really sad way to find out. I'm apparently going to die in my fifties. Uh, she's not a real doctor, you know? I'm actually glad I had a therapy today. I'm glad I didn't get institutionalized because I have therapy every Thursday at 1130. I showed up yesterday at one o'clock thinking it was time. And they're like, Mr. Case, and this is not your day. You usually have your appointments Thursday at 1130. And instead of saying, oh, I'm sorry, I'm brain dead. I just said, oh, I'm sorry, I'm bread. So I went into therapy, called myself bread.He's fully expecting to be institutionalized today, but glad that didn't happen. I didn't help the situation, though, when my therapist is like, imagine your younger self is sitting right next to you. And I was like, oh, you see him, too. So, yeah, but I am working on improving myself, though. Like I have, like I said, I'm dating again, which is good, which is it is good, though, because my last girlfriend ended up keying my car. I now drive a 2009 Toyota douchebag. So that's great. But yeah, it's like I said, speaking of things not going your way, my grandpa was in the Holocaust. And people always, when you have family in the Holocaust, people will always say like, would you ever go visit their concentration camp? And I was like, I would say like, yeah, I guess. But I looked it up one day and found outThis is a true story. His camp was bulldozed and they turned it into an amusement park. So now I actually want to go, you know, ride the holocauster or whatever rides they have. But it's fun. My family is actually a Romani. There's a stereotype that Romani people are criminals and thieves. And that's kind of a sad fact. And then I found out that the the only three Romani words to make it to the English language. are Shank, Shiv, and Narc. Which is really upsetting. Yeah, so upset when i heard that fact. I decided to return uh all the wallets i had recently stolen. But I'm glad my family came to America, though. You know, move somewhere uh free of crime, free of poverty. So I'm from Detroit, as you said and detroit is a tough city to grow up in. And I know i don't look tough.But that's because I'm not. It was dangerous, actually, growing up in Detroit, looking like me. I have what they call resting snitch face. So that was fun. But I get it, though. I'm kind of a small guy. Like, I was once asked to play a cancer patient on a TV show. And they told me I'd have to gain a couple pounds. That's great. Actually, back in Detroit, they used to call me, uh, Extra Slim Shady instead. No, they really did call me white Joe. And, uh, I got bullied a lot in Detroit. That's because i embarrassed myself a lot. Like, I, uh, used to accidentally call my teacher Mom. Which is weird. It was especially weird because i went to an all-black school. So that made it a little weirder but uh yeah but i'll leave you guys on uh this i uh joined a gym recently. Yeah.I don't really understand how gyms work because people keep asking me to spot them and I just don't carry cash on me like that. But there's actually this couple at my gym that's trying out for that show Naked and Afraid. And I could never do that because I'm already clothed and terrified as it is. But there's this giant mural on the wall at my gym that just says I was born ready. And I really hate that statement. Because I was born premature. I was not ready at all. All right. That's what I got for you today, Bob. Thank you. Fantastic. Joe Case and everybody. And White Joe. I think we're just going to call you that from now on. You know, there's no, we're going to drop the case and just White Joe. White Joe. I'm down with that. You know, I mean, it could be a comedian name or a rapper name, actually. It could be. I could be both. There's Ugly Kid Joe.That's another one that's out there, right? That's right. There's Fat Joe. Remember Fat Joe? I remember Fat Joe, yeah. Now he's not so Fat Joe. Yeah, he lost it. Lost a lot of weight. But you got to change the name. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Fat Joe. I mean, if you were to go to Tahiti for a year and come back all tan, they wouldn't call you White Joe anymore. They'd call you Tan Joe from Tahiti. I can go with Tan Joe. I prefer that. Well, one minute here, Joe, we'll get back to you. We got a word from our sponsor and I'm actually going to read this one. I don't have, sometimes we have prepared things. I don't have a prepared one tonight, so I'm just going to read it. So let's see here. Let's have a go.If you're looking for a midday laugh, tune in to Joe Kaysen's Lunch Hour Open Mic, happening live every Tuesday. Join us for a hilarious break from your day featuring fresh talent and seasoned pros. That's Joe Kaysen's, or White Joe, Lunch Hour Open Mic, Tuesdays at 1, noon Central, 11 Mountain, Pitt Pacific. Get ready to laugh with Joe Kaysen's Lunch Hour Open Mic. There you go, Joe. How about that? Thank you. I appreciate the plug. I think I got all the time zones correct as well. Can you believe it? I think you did. Yeah, I barely even know them, but they sounded right to me. So let's keep going with this whole white Joe thing. I mean, this seems like, you know, you would get mixed up with the former president. You would think so. But believe it or not, there's not too many white people in Detroit.So it was very easy to spot, like, hey, there's White Joe. Wasn't Michael Moore from Detroit? Wasn't he the filmmaker? Yeah, he's from outside Detroit. Oh, okay. We'll take him, you know. Yeah. Gross Point Blank, was he from Gross Point, perhaps? He was, yeah, Gross Point, that was east of Detroit. And then I think he lived in Flint for a while, if I remember correctly. So… Does everybody ever call you Canadian, Joe? Because, I mean,...

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waiting for it i know i'm coming out so you better get the party started oh that's i'm coming up oh really Hey, everyone. Miles Tartle with the Static Radio Show. Thanks for pulling up a chair and listening. Maybe I'm coming out and not coming up. Some people said you were coming out. Yeah, could be. Could be. Never know on these things. Yeah. Things happen. People, people, people happen. Things happen. You and your friend Kip. What a day for a daydream. Oh, Miles. So I think the vacation's still happening in this world, even though it's not happening in my world. Yes. But I have a couple of pre-vacation stories for you. So getting ready for vacation. Right. Kind of. Okay. So the first one is…So we drove up to Michigan and we got, you know, the van and the six seater and everybody went together in the van. So before we were going to go up there, I'm like, you know, we got to clean this thing up because it's filthy. You know what I'm saying? With your jizz rags and stuff. No, come on now. So I'm like, So I had taken my… Jizz rags. No, my children's hassle. They had jizz rags too? No. So I had taken my kids. We went and went bowling for fun. Bowling? Bowling. Bowling. the outrageousness of it. We went bowling, you see? And, uh, so we went bowling. So after bowling i'm like i'll take you i'll take you bowling and then afterwards you know will you help me clean out this van? So we'll be ready to load up, you know, in a day here. So we can head out to go on vacation. What are the crusty tissues, dad? Yeah. Yeah. I go, miles was in the van.Don't worry, boss. Two years ago, he was here. You keep saying there's Krugerians in here, but no. I have them now, assholes. Oh, good. Well, hey, good for you. So we go bowling. We have some fun bowling and playing some video games and whatnot. Who won? My daughter's boyfriend won one game. Ezekiel. Good. He did good. Ezekiel. Zeke, as we call him. Zeke. Ezekiel, yeah. And then I won the first game. We just played two. Did you do like a granny thing where you kind of go low? No, I know how to bowl, my friend. Oh, really? Oh, yes. I mean, not well, but I actually know how to throw the ball like a normal bowling person. I thought your large hips would get in the way of you, like, you know, doing it. Thank you. Yeah. I had to go around it? No. Yeah. So, yeah. So, we went bullets. And then afterwards, I'm like, okay, now here comes the work, right? So, I'm like, in town, there's, like, there's a couple, three, like, you know, fancy car washes where you get your, you drive, you know, you go in and it grabs your car's wheel and pulls you through the car wash.Car wash. Car wash. You youngsters have never seen Car Wash. No one's going to know what that is. No one will know what that is. No, you should watch it. It's an old movie. I know it's an old movie. My God. It's a great movie. It's fantastic. It tells you all about working at a car wash. It does. And then it has good songs as well. George Carlin was in it too. I think. Yeah. I just mentioned that he's a cab driver. So, um, we, I go, well, there's a new one. So we just, so we try out the new one rather than going to the same old one. Plus the old one, we have to, it's further away. Yeah. They're all like, yeah, sure. Whatever, you know, whatever, you know, what do you, whatever you want to do, old man, I've got, you know, I got, uh, tricked into cleaning the car.for a couple games of bowling. List your title. You got any whippets? I don't have no whippets. So we go up to, and I'll tell you the name of the place because it's a chain of places. It's called the Car Club Car Wash. Of all the Ks, I bet, right? No, no, no Ks. Oh, okay. The Car Club. C C C W C C C C senior. So the, um, so I'm like, okay, you know, the other car wash, you just pull up to the little kiosk and you punch in, you know, and you swipe your card and it tells you when to pull forward, you know, and then some, you know, guy has this pathetic hose that sprays down your car before you actually enter the car wash.My home is a very big sack. Sorry. His job is basically so you don't gun it through the car wash and wreck into everything and tear the place up, I guess. Right. Put it in neutral. You know. So anyway, I'm like, oh, this should be the same way. Well, I start pulling up and they have the little placards above because there's several gateways. Right. And I'm like, well, there's not, it's the only one to pay. You know, it's like a thing where they want you to sign up for something and everybody goes to the right. And then the only one where you can just pay for one car wash is all the way to the left. And there's a person in there. Yeah. And so I pull up and I'm like, yeah, I just want to get the, whatever the regular car wash is. And then of course they go, well, do you want the, do you want the,$10 car wash? Do you want the $13 car wash? Do you want the $25 car wash? I'm like, no, I just want the $10. I can't imagine what the hell you're doing to my car for $25 to clean it. I pulled on my pants a little. I just want the $10 car wash. Oh, and then that's where the hard sell card's coming in. But sir, I'm working my way through college. No, yeah. Sir, don't you want to join the car club for only $20 five dollars a month no you can get your car wash as much as you want no like no i want one are you sure? I mean, and then for thirty dollars you can get the deluxe car. and like, no, I just want a car wash at this point. You know, five people have gone through the other gate. You know, they've all given in. They they're weak. They've all bought the subscription to the car wash and are driving right through.Oh my God, this is the tough… I have bought houses with not as tough a sell as this car wash and their stupid club. Oh my God. It was so rough. I felt like this lady was just trying… She was doing nothing when I pulled up and I think she just wanted to entertain herself for the next 10 minutes trying to get me to buy a stupid club wash thing. Sir, I'm working my way through college and if you don't do this, I won't be able to, Have the spring semester. That's right. I'm not going to make it next year. No, I held firm. I held firm, and we pulled through. I go, I'm never fucking coming back here ever again. Man, if they approach the wrong guy with you, I'd be like, fuck. I go, we are going to go fuck up these vacuums. Yep, yep. I don't care if…I want you guys to suck the seat lug nuts out of this thing, into this vacuum. I want you to clean up the whole parking lot with these vacuums. I was so pissed. Oh, the world's biggest tightwad. I literally just wanted to rinse off this car and basically use the vacuum because those things are tremendously powerful. You know, there's nothing, nothing. If you stick that thing under the seat, there's nothing left under there. I like to be a man and do it myself. I like to get the wand out. Oh, good man. Come on. Yeah. I love doing that. You cannot beat these vacuums that they got. That's the whole scam. The best thing about the whole damn place is the vacuum. No, I agree, but I'm, I like being a man and washing it myself. I like to do that. Oh my. Yeah. Well, yeah. In your white t-shirt out there. It's good. It's all wet. My wife beater. I like to wear, go there. My short shorts. Yeah.It was like a Hardee's commercial with who was in the Hardee's commercial where he was washing the car. Was that Paris Hilton or was that somebody else? Mindy Kahn. That, well, you're, yeah, that would be you. Yes. That was my fantasy. Yeah. Oh, I was so aggravated with the hard sell. I'm like, God damn these people. Sir, don't you realize what a value this would be, though? Yeah, exactly. Like on and on. I'm like, it's lucky that I'm even washing the car. I wouldn't be doing this on a regular day. I mean, I wouldn't be washing the car. The other place, I mean, sometimes they ask you, sometimes they don't. You can always use the kiosk. They never, ever ask you more than once. Oh, you want to join the club? Got the club thing. No, thanks. Okay. Go on through.It's like this lady was making commissions. Like every time I wash the car, she's going to get like $5 or something. I guarantee it. I guarantee, man. That's what that was about. Holy shit. This woman. Christ. I get $3 every time you say yes. If I could turn around, because at this point I'm trapped in a little, you know, concreted area there where you can't turn around. I would have turned right around. Right. Yeah. I'd be like, uh… These people, I swear, man. I can't stand them. That's funny. Yeah, I'm sure. I knew you would love it. You'd be like, oh, yeah. And then the other thing was, before we left, because you know I love a good steak dinner. We went to that steak dinner. The Sizzler. No, it's better than that. If you would ever, like you came through town, if you would ever stop, I'd take you to this place. It's great.But we went there. We go to this place, the steak dinner place, and everybody was there for steak dinner before we took off on the holiday. And so we got our seat and everything. We got this crusty old waitress. I swear to God, she was the crustiest waitress we've had in a long time. Just my grits. Yeah, exactly. She comes in, what do you want? She's very good in waitressing, but very to the point. She's like, I ain't got no straws. You got to wait until I come back with some straws. Okay. I'm trying to remember what the setup was, but somebody asked about something. I've been waitressing here for 20 years. I don't give a shit. Just bring me my food. But anyway, it was so funny because then that became the line of the night. I've been, whatever it was, I've been 20 years. But it was good....

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You tell her to shut up. Goodness gracious. You're so mean to people. I'm not mean. That's being mean. I just said wave. That's being mean. No, no. You told the lady to shut up. She doesn't have no feelings. She's like you. She has no feelings. Yeah. Oh my goodness. hey everyone, this is miles title with the static radio Podcast. Podcasting for over 25 years in the nude. What are you what are you drinking like a yogurt smoothie or something? I like to be edgy, you know me. Poor Ken. Look, he can't even look at you. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Too low. Too low. Too low. He can't even stand to listen to you. Sorry, man. My goodness. Well, welcome, everybody. Welcome, Ken, to the audience tonight. So nice to have you here. Thank you. It's big news this week because this probably never happened in the whole time we've been recording.is miles and i went on vacation at the same time. But not together. But not together. Well, never together yeah there's no no there's no way in hell i would go with you and your family. No, there's no way. Oh yeah. It was interesting that it worked out that way. And then for a while i really thought i was going to see you in michigan and i was really dreading it. I lied. I said i was gonna be like stalking you and, Yeah. I went to Mackinac Island in Michigan and you're like, I'm going to go to Mackinac in Michigan. Don't you believe it? I'm like, Oh Christ. This is like a nightmare. Because I never told you where I was going. You're like, oh, no. I found out the same way everybody else did from your nudie pictures that you post online. Come on. Get out of here. Come on. Pro tip for everybody. As I was traveling, there's a place called Sweetwater, which is acompany that sells like musical instruments and you know cabling and headphones and anything that you can do for music right like studio equipment and it's in Fort Wayne Indiana and they literally have a building that's like a mall but it's just one music place it's all one big store and the pro tip is they have the best bathrooms that I've been in in a long time Honestly. I don't care about i don't know about the product, but man, their bathrooms are A1. The product has got to be great because this bathroom, it was like going into like, you know, a really super upscale restaurant or five-star hotel, this bathroom. So we stopped there and it's literally like a mall. I mean, it's the headquarters for Sweetwater, which I don't know if you, I used to get their catalogs many years ago and now they're all online, obviously, but, and they would have deals, you know, on keyboards and guitars and everything. And, and I'm like, Oh, and so we were traveling with my family and my daughter's boyfriend's like, Oh, if we're going to be near Fort Wayne, can we stop at Sweetwater? And I'm like, yeah, sure. Why not? Right.And so we're driving through Fort Wayne. We got ourselves some lunch, although we could have had it at Sweetwater. They literally have like a restaurant inside the building. I mean, it's like a mall. It's crazy. No kidding. They had free video games and free pool. Yeah. And then, of course, so they want to look at everything. You know, I'm not that hip on it. So. my wife and I wander around the place and I'm like, you know, I could use, this is a good pit stop, you know? And she had, she had kind of torn off and went to the restroom before me. And she comes, I go, how's the restroom. And she goes, is really, really nice. Oh. And I'm like, I'm like, let's do a couple of laps to get this stuff working out of my belly.Cause you know, I'm not, I don't like to go dirty bath. You hate public bathrooms. I hate public bathrooms. And she's like, I'm, she's like, it was really nice. And I'm like, okay, this is the play that I'm going to, I'm going to, you know, I'm, I named this in honor of the queen, however you want to put it. I want to claim this land as my own. And, uh, I'm going to, you know, work up the gumption to use this restroom. So I go in there. Yeah. I got to describe this bathroom because it was so magnificent. I go in there and the stalls, it's like, it's almost totally enclosed. This is the most enclosed stall I've ever been. It's not these metal partitions with the giant gaps that, you know, little children can crawl through. Right.Literally, it looks like fake rock of some kind. It looks really nice, though. Not like janky or anything. And wooden door that goes… It's way over… I'm over six foot tall, just a bit. It's way taller than me. It's probably like an eight foot door. Right? Wooden, heavy. You go in, you have this nice private bathroom. It's all clean. It's all self-cleaning and everything. And I'm telling you probably cause I, you know, and I can't really let my bowels loose when I travel too much. Right. This was the, it was luxurious. Right. I relax. You're like pooping in a closet or something. It was, it was, it was, yeah, it was, it was like, it was like pooping in the sound booth. And I recorded a song.And I recorded a little ditty. And that was part of the experience was, you know, our bathrooms are so acoustically sound. You can record a song in them. Oh, it was great. And I come out of there and my wife was laughing at me because I'm like, that is the, I go, I told everybody in the group, I go, if you got to go, this is the place. I just burned it up in there. So if anyone wants to smell that. You got to go, right? So the funny thing was my daughter had made up this, I don't know what you'd call it, but so if you had to go to the bathroom rather than being crude like I just was, she'd go, I'm going to do some construction work. So I come out of the bathroom, I go, I just did some major construction work here. And I suggest everyone does. We're going to shut down the highway. I usually say I got to see a man about a dog.Right. Well, whatever works. But I'm telling you, if you were in Fort Wayne, Indiana, find Sweetwater. It is the best bathroom in Fort Wayne. I can't believe there would be any better publicly than at the Sweetwater Plaza or whatever they call themselves. Yeah. So another quick story here. So our final destination was Mackinac Island, but we stayed in Mackinac City, which is, oddly enough, not on the island. Okay. You take the boat over. Because staying on the island was like, you know, maybe you could afford it, but I'm not going to pay that kind of money. Astronomical, I'm sure. It's crazy. There's a place called the Grand Hotel, which is the nice place. $1,300 a night. through the Grand Hotel. That's why I won't go back because that hotel. Yeah. It's, and literally it's so expensive. So I'm like, I'm not doing that. So we stayed on the on the I guess it would be the southern Peninsula, the lower peninsula's coast between you know, Lake Huron and Lake Michigan and stayed there, but they have a lighthouse there. So we did the lighthouse I do love a good lighthouse. Right.Oh, you love lighthouses. A couple of things happened at the lighthouse. The lighthouse was filled with very nice people who were very, very interested in lighthouses. Obsessed with lighthouses. To the point that it was a little scary because they were dressed up in the garb of a lighthouse keeper. Oh, yeah. Like reenactors, right? Yeah, right. So we had this very nice young man who obviously had got a book when he was like, just old enough to read about lighthouses and he's never let it go. Going on and on about lighthouses, you know, waxing poetically. It was Willem Dafoe. That's right. Yeah. No, Robert Pattinson. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. And he was like, You know, the lighthouse this and the lighthouse that and the lighthouse did this and then the lighthouse. And he's like, you know, and he goes, since this wasn't, you know, this is a really old lighthouse because it's, you know, signal because it's very shallow water right there, right there off of the coastline of the lake. It's only like four feet deep until you get pretty far out into the lake and it drops, gets lower, right? Run aground. And I mean, there's a bunch of shipwrecks up there and so forth.They put this lighthouse up there, but it's like they didn't have a fog horn. Okay. Because it does get foggy. They had a fog whistle. Oh. I don't know if you know the difference. No, I didn't know that. The fog horn is kind of that. Yeah. The fog whistle is literally like a steam whistle on a steam engine, and it goes. Right, right. So he proceeds to tell us all about the fog whistle and why they have a fog whistle instead of a fog horn and all this good stuff. And he's like, now we're going to blow the fog whistle. Everything. This is an ultimate event for this guy is he's going to blow the fog whistle. And he proceeds to, out of his pocket, bring out this remote. Oh.Right. He is the keeper of the button for the fog whistle. Bluetooth. Yeah. Well, I don't know what it was, but it was some kind of remote. It looked like a gray box with a button on it and an antenna. And so he goes, you know, so he goes, now it's going to be really loud, you know, so everybody wants to put their hands, their fingers in their ears. And he goes, but, you know, the beach area is Public. And then there's a little fence where the lighthouse is and he goes, but we don't, uh, you know, we don't want to scare everybody. So I'm going to announce that we're going to blow the fog whistle so that people aren't caught off guard okay there's people out there. There's a few people. Oh yeah. Yeah. So then he proceeds to turn, turn towards the beach and he goes sound in the fog whistle. Everyone's like, whatHe turns a little bit. I mean, it was like Michael Jackson was sounding the fog whistle....

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