The Judgies

In this episode, we talk about: a guy who accidentally faked an allergy and it's coming back to haunt him, a dad who cannot keeps his hands to his friggin self, a couple almost getting a divorce over a baby name, and some one who "drugged" a woman at a family bbq. We also complete the annual pissbaby draft!

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Story Links:

Fake Allergy

Very Weird Dad

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Divorcing Over Baby Name

AITAH for “drugging” my cousins wife at a family bbq?

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Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

10:43 Fake Allergy

19:57 Very Weird Dad

31:51 Break

35:36 CJ: JUDGIES DRAFT

53:03 LS Sound

54:54 LS Story

1:01:37 Divorcing Over Baby Name

1:10:33 "Drugging" Cousin's Wife

1:15:01 Outro

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In this episode, we talk about: someone who is pretending their sone isn't queer, a poorly timed vet visit, someone confused about bears and dogs, a girlfriend who doesn't understand that she was in the wrong, a listener who found her partner's secret account, and a guy doing his best "buddy the Elf" homage. We also go over the best and worse names for underwear!

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Story Links:

Pretending Son Isn't Queer

Funny Situation at the Vet

Stuff clients say

Girlfriend isn't the Victim

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Fake Kid Needed

Fake kid/Pissed Wife: Epilogue

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

8:22 Pretending Son Isn't Queer

17:44 Funny Situation at the Vet

24:10 "Stuff That Clients Say"

30:19 Girlfriend isn't the Victim

38:48 Break

39:15 CJ: Ranking Underwear Names

59:13 LS Sound

1:01:32 LS: Chaterbate

1:26:19 Fake Kid Needed

1:41:35 Outro

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In this episode, we talk about: a wife who has a very suspicious bug bite after going to Vegas, a guy getting upset over some boobies, new neighbors who have an uncomfortably close past, a listener who didn't know what to do with a bathroom jug, a wife who is caught cheating at a dinner, and a guy who figures out how to fix his ailments. We also have some unfair trivia in the circle jurdge!

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Story Links:

Wife's "Bug Bite"

Angry Over Some Boobies

Dating Someone's Husband

Cheating Wife

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Rib-gasm

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

6:17 Wife's "Bug Bite"

20:07 Angry Over Some Boobies

27:21 Dating Someone's Husband

31:39 Break

33:31 CJ: Unfair Trivia

46:22 LS Sound

51:09 LS: Bathroom Jug

1:06:19 Cheating Wife

1:13:10 Rib-gasm

1:17:16 Outro

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In this episode, we talk about: a boyfriend who keeps threatening his partner, a surprise pregnancy in an open relationship, a listener who wanted to get doxed, a short banal poop story from someone named Sal, a listener with a scary and funny ho phase story, a partner who hates ballet, and someone who has a Gacha addiction. We also go over some alma mater drama in the circle jurdge!

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Story Links:

Psycho Killer BF

Husband's Gf is Pregnant

Partner Hates Ballet

Gacha Addiction

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

7:41 Psycho Killer BF

21:14 Husband's Gf is Pregnant

33:23 CJ: Alma Mater Drama

53:06 LS Sound

53:21 LS Story: We Dox Someone

56:46 LS Story: Banal Poops

59:20 LS Story: Scary Story

1:04:56 LS Story: Funny Story

1:11:08 Partner Hates Ballet

1:15:58 Gacha Addiction

1:30:00 Outro

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In this episode, we talk about: a guy who keeps his partner's hair while she's sleeping, a guy who keeps using his partner's clothes, a cheating girlfriend who gets caught in a coma, a listener who had a hard day as a vet tech, tariffs hitting a business owner a little hard, and someone whose email style came off as "rude." We also have a circle jurdge return of Pet Steeves!

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Story Links:

Boyfriend Curls Hair in Sleep

Partner Keeps Using My Clothes

Cheating Girlfriend in a Coma

Boomer Boss and Tariffs

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Email Styles

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

6:52 BF Curling Hair

11:46 BF Wont Stop Blasting On Clothes

26:08 Cheating GF in Coma

33:48 CJ: Return of Pet Steves

48:47 LS Sound

50:28 LS Story

58:26 Tariffs Affect Everyone

1:01:57 "Rude" Email Style

1:04:30 Outro

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In this episode, we talk about: A boyfriend who doesn't want his girlfriend to have any friends, a husband who keeps adding pee to his wife's food, a husband who comes out as straight after a 5 year marriage, a listener who tried to pee too soon after surgery, and a prank gone wrong, nearly resulting in a death. We also try to find some freelance work in this week's circle jurdge!

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Story Links:

Manipulative BF

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Husband Adding Pee to Food

Husband Comes Out

Prank Gone Wrong

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

6:46 Manipulative BF

13:22 Husband Adding Pee to Food

20:26 Husband Comes Out

41:17 CJ: Judgies Resume Building

1:01:54 LS Sound

1:05:06 LS Story

1:011:21 Prank Gone Wrong

1:21:35 Outro

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In this episode, we talk about: a girlfriend who won't stop twerking, a girlfriend who won't shower, a girlfriend who may have revealed her infidelity through a game of Catan, a listener who had to give care to their mom, a roommate's girlfriend who won't wear bottoms around the house, a girlfriend who keeps getting called ugly by her partner, and a girlfriend who makes a strange request in the bedroom.

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Story Links:

Twerking GF

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Asking my GF to shower?

The Catan Story

Roommate's Wife

BF Calling GF Ugly

Help! my (27m) girlfriend (25f) wants me to *** on her teddy bears

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Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

8:07 Twerking Girlfriend

12:09 Asking My GF to Shower

22:47 The Catan Story

28:08 Break

28:49 CJ: Significant Celebrity Poops

43:18 LS Sound

44:49 LS Story

53:59 Roommate's Wife

57:22 BF Calling GF Ugly

1:04:04 Gf Wants Me to...

1:13:15 Outro

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In this episode, we talk about: a guy who shames his girlfriend into not being intimate, a house sitting event leading to some coworkers being cancelled, a listener who had an absolute poo-nami, some messy mom lore from another listener, and a trans-formation fetish conversation happening in all the worst ways. Josh also tells his favorite joke during the circle jurdge!

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Story Links:

Boyfriend Shames Girlfriend

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Cancelling Work Friends

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Trans-Formation Fet*sh

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

12:18 Christian's Birthday

17:01 Boyfriend Shames Girlfriend

22:32 Cancelling Work Friends

31:33 CJ: Josh's Favorite Joke

38:03 LS Sound

40:53 LS Story: Poo-nami

55:17 LS Story: Messy Mom Lore

59:42 Trans-Formation Fet*sh

1:10:24 Outro

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In this episode, we talk about: Seinfeld ruining an intimate moment for a couple, a wife who figures out that she is a witch, someone who realizes that no one likes her boyfriend, a listener who was caught between a garbage can and a hard place, and we find out that beans are WOKE. We also go over a circle jurdge from Anthony Cerrato (Northern Bones) that shows us where some of the bands that the Judgies signed to the record label have been up to music wise.

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Story Links:

TIFU by not being romantic

My wife is a witch

Nobody likes my boyfriend

AITA: Woke Beans

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

7:22 TIFU: I'm Not Romantic

11:48 Wife is a Witch

21:30 Nobody Likes My Boyfriend

37:40 CJ: Record Label Samples

52:49 LS Sound

1:01:36 When There's a Poop, There's a Way

1:15:48 Beans in Chili are WOKE

1:26:59 Outro

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In this episode we talk about: a guy who called his girlfriend "meh," a person who wanted to buy their stepdaughter some new knickers, a guy whose fragile bones betrayed him, a huge update to the gaycation story, a listener who went on a wild grey goose chase, and a listener who had a nearly nightmarish time in Sicily. We also do a listener submitted tweets that should have banged.

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Story Links:

Calling Girlfriend "Meh"

Buying Daughter "Pants"

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Breakable Bones

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"Vacation" Update

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

6:58 Calling Girlfriend "Meh"

12:27 Buying Daughter "Pants"

18:33 Breakable Bones

26:48 "Vacation" Updates

49:10 Final Mail Time(this time for real)

52:44 CJ: Tweets That Should Have Banged

1:08:40 Listener Sound

1:10:21 LS: Wild Grey Goose Chase

1:15:43 LS: Bad Italian Date

1:27:45 Outro

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