The Judgies

In This Episode: We have on girlfriend of the pod Aurora to talk about a guy who was caught taking a #2 into his hand, someone saying their best friends name during relations, a poop knife saving someone's life, and a caretaker cooking some rats. We also go over some ponders with pissy and then a secret second circle jurdge.

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Story Links:

AIO: Taking a #2:

Best Friend's Name

Rats Reddit

Rats TikTok

Time Stamps:

0:00 Creature Corner

4:23 Mail Time

8:38 AIO: Taking a #2

17:01 Best Friend's Name

33:20 CJ1: Ponders with Pissy

51:41 CJ2: Out of Ideas

58:49 LS Sound

1:02:53 LS Story

1:11:28 Poop Knife Saved My Life

1:16:47 Rats

1:22:31 Outro

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In This Episode: We read about a roommate getting itching powder put in his flashlight, an ex-girlfriend drops an old nickname and nearly ends a marriage, a woman gets accused of being a vampire after getting a message, and a listener tells us about their horror story of going to a Ross Dress for Less. And for this week's Circle Jerdge we asked the listeners who they would have casted as us once we get our inevitable Judgies Movie.

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Story Links:

Itching Powder

https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1edc2db/i_put_itching_powder_in_my_room_mates_fleshlight/

Getting called Little Sausage

https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1d27641/my_wife_is_threatening_to_leave_me_over_my_ex/

Accuse of being a Vampire

https://www.reddit.com/r/amiwrong/comments/1cr4wzm/am_i_wrong_for_reporting_my_masseuse_after_she/

Time Stamp

0:00 Intro

1:38 Josh Movie review: White Chicks

5:48 Mail Time

8:51 r/confession: put itching powder in roommates flesh light

24:14 r/aitah: My wife is threating to leave me over my ex calling me my little sausage

31:30 CJ: Casting

1:06:06 Listener Sound

1:08:47 Listener Story: I sharted at a Ross Dress for Less

1:16:25 r/amiwrong: Reported my masseuse after she claimed I was vampire

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In This Episode: We talk about a coworker who 'hates men,' a wife potentially cheating with a 17 year old that she coaches, someone who hates their labia, a friend's son who wants some milk, and a listener who wants their parents to divorce. We also go over some listener submitted Tweets That Should Have Banged!

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Story Links:

Coworker Hates Men

Cheating with a 17 Year Old

I Hate My Labia

Friend's Son Wants My Milk

Time Stamps:

0:00 Erika's Birthday Gifts

7:04 Mail Time

9:52 Coworker Hates Men

20:17 Cheating with a 17 Year Old

34:21 Dave Days Lore

36:38 CJ: LS Tweets That Should Have Banged

50:31 LS Sound

54:44 LS: Parents Divorce?

1:00:55 I Hate My Labia

1:05:09 Friend's Son Wants My Milk

1:12:26 Outro

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In This Episode: We talk about a boyfriend that has the craziest thing happen from the altitude difference in Utah, a girlfriend has to come clean about her partner member, house party goes wrong and friend demands OP replaces her throw pillow, a ex-boyfriend and ex-best friend reach out asking a woman to be in their wedding party, and a listener embarrasses themselves at their endoscopy appointment. And for this week's Circle Jerdge we take the Poo-Litical Compass Test.

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Story Links:

Altitude Makes BF Gay https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1gdor7n/aita_for_not_believing_my_boyfriend_that_suddenly/ 

Replaced Pillow with a Thrifted one https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1fylhno/aita_for_replacing_my_friends_throw_pillow_with_a/ 

Ex wants me to be in their Wedding Party https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1fthiy1/my_25f_exboyfriend_27m_left_me_for_my_best_friend/ 

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

1:08 Josh explains football to Erika

2:46 Mail Time

5:43 A very serious question

9:16 r/aitah: My BF became gay due to altitude difference

17:47 r/trueoffmychest: My bf has a weird member

24:37 r/aita: Replaced throw pillow with a thrifted duplicate

31:30 Return from Break

31:37 CJ: PooLitical CumPiss

57:19 Listener Sound

1:04:18 r/relationship_advice: Ex wants me to be in their wedding party

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In This Episode: We talk about a person who has some mysterious changes to their credit, someone who wanted to let her aunty starve, a crush reveals their racism, a listener who regrets dating a politician, and a person who doesn't want to be called their husband's best friend. We also do a Judgies "Hear Me Out" cake for all you little freaks.

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Story Links:

Credit Score

Aunty Starve

-Deleted

Exposing Crush

Husband's Best Friend

Time Stamps:

0:00 Christian's Fire Fit

2:32 Mail Time

8:57 Credit Score

19:02 Letting My Aunty Starve

26:55 Exposing Crush

33:07 Hear Me Out Cake

46:45 Requested Listener CJ

50:21 LS Sounds

56:42 LS Story: Dating a Politician

1:07:36 Husband's Best Friend

1:15:23 Outro

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In This Episode: We have friend of the pod Jake back to celebrate Halloween the only way the Judgies know how, a Power Hour and scary stories! We read about a sugar daddy making bizarre requests, a babysitter tells their nightmare of a story, we learn about the Smiling Man, and Erika reads us some of the best Two Sentence horror stories of 2023.

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Story Links:

Sugar Daddy https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/diuucz/my_sugar_daddy_asks_me_for_weird_favors/ 

Babysitting Nightmare https://www.reddit.com/r/shortscarystories/comments/5e5m7i/the_clown_statue/ 

The Smiling Man https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/rvzaq/the_smiling_man/ 

Time Stamps:

0:00 Josh's Fire fit

1:45 Intro

10:42 r/nosleep: My sugar daddy asks for weird favors

29:03 r/shortscarystories: Clown Statue

33:49 Josh Dies from Embarrassment

38:47 r/letsnotmeet: The Smiling Man

55:39 r/twosentencehorrorstories

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In This Episode: We talk about a lottery winning going WRONG, a boyfriend who wants to break both of his legs, a warning to other stealth girls, a listener whose boyfriend met up with an ex, and someone who thinks it's funny trigger a roommate's Tourette's. We also go over some hypothetical situations in the circle Jurdge!

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Story Links:

Lottery Gone Wrong

Boyfriend's Broken Legs

DELETED

Stealth Girls Be Careful

DELETED

Triggering Tourette's

Time Stamps:

0:00 Movies and Whatnot

4:01 Erika's Therapy

8:26 Mail Time

14:00 Lottery Gone Wrong

23:44 Boyfriend's Broken Legs

36:59 Stealth Girls Be Careful

43:48 CJ: Hypothetical Situations

1:02:24 LS Sound

1:06:00 LS Story: Boyfriend's Meetup With Ex

1:16:44 Triggering Tourette's

1:20:46 Outro

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In This Episode: We have the HOTTEST TAKE in Judgies history, we read about a woman's terrible first date experience, a boyfriend gets mad over using the wrong wine glass, a wife demands her husband to shower at night, a guy gets a married woman pregnant, and a best friend refuses to keep an affair a secret. And for this week's Circle Jerdge Christian brings us some of the funniest jokes he's seen.

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Story Links:

Terrible First Date

https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/1e8zueo/yesterday_i_had_the_most_horrible_date_of_my_life/

Partner gets mad I used the wrong wine glass

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1fql1gv/aita_for_going_to_bed_early_because_my_partner/

Wife demands I shower at night

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1flashl/aita_wife_demands_i_shower_at_night_not_am_calls/

Got married woman pregnant

https://www.reddit.com/r/AITA_WIBTA_PUBLIC/comments/1fj1253/aita_for_getting_a_married_woman_pregnant_and_not/

Woman refuses to keep best friend's affair a secret

https://www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates/comments/1fy00em/im_about_to_ruin_my_best_friends_life_and_i_dont/

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

5:36 Mail Time

12:57 r/actuallesbians: terrible date

28:46 r/aita: for having my eyes glazed over

35:43 Circle Jerdge: Christian tries some jokes

54:18 Listener Sound

57:38 Listener submission: Hate my bf breathing on me like a dog

1:06:18 r/aita: Wife wants me to shower at night

1:12:37 r/aita_wita_public: Getting a married woman pregnant and not telling husband

1:17:19 r/offmychest: about to ruin bff life and don't care

1:20:24 Hottest take in Judgies history

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In This Episode: We bring on Sarah and Josh from A Podcast Will Save This Relationship (https://apwstr.com/) to SAVE a reddit user's relationship. He accidentally falls in love with a video game character, has a girlfriend who is selfish in bed, maybe wants to leave his girlfriend, and then has an admission in the type of people he likes to date. Then, we have a reddit user who wants to hide how much he makes from his girlfriend and a listener whose art commission went wrong. We also Task Josh and Sarah to keep our name out their mouths.

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Story Links:

TIFU: Baldur's Gate 3

GF is Selfish In Bed

Leave My Girlfriend?

Abusive Partners

How Much I Make

Time Stamps:

0:00 APWSTR Intro

11:19 TIFU: Baldur's Gate 3

21:24 GF is Selfish in Bed

26:13 Leave My Girlfriend?

30:09 Abusive Partners

33:57 How Much I Make

43:35 CJ: Keep The Judgies Name Out Your Mouth

58:50 LS Sounds

1:06:36 LS Story: Art Commission Gone Wrong

1:19:06 Plugs and Outro

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In This Episode: We catch up on the tragedy that is Erika's life, a listener sends us a sick gift, we get an update on the houseplant killing husband, a soon to be father only wants a boy, a guy uses a dehydrator in the creepiest way, a husband tells his wife to go back to bed while skinny dipping with her best friend, and a listener tells us about their father embarrassed themselves. And for this week's Circle Jerdge we are singing more shows to the Judgies Podcast Network.

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Story Links:

Husband is killing my houseplants Update

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1farf27/update_husband_32m_killing_my_31f_houseplants/

Husband told me to go to sleep while skinny dipping with my friend

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1fhobap/aio_husband_told_me_to_go_to_sleep_while_he_is/

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

1:13 Josh's Movie Review

3:40 Mail Time

10:41 Erika update

20:00 r/realtionship_advice: Update on husband killing houseplants (Ep 206 link)

26:21 r/aita: For not only wanting a boy

33:43 Facebook group drama: My wife found out about my fetish

36:43 Return from Break

40:05: CJ: Judgies Podcast Network

56:11 Listener Sound

59:25 Listener Submission: Dad embarrassed himself and pissed me off

1:05:08 r/amioverreacting: My husband skinny dipped while I slept

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