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JB has a massive story for the Saturday Rub, but first Bily gets us underway with the All Sports Report - including a welcome Government backflip.

Two-Time North Melbourne Premiership star Glenn Archer joins the boys ahead of the 1996 Premiership reunion this weekend - and to find the whereabouts of his missing 300th game jumper.

Topics Brownless wants to know about your idiot mate, Max Gawn is in studio before the Dees take on West Coast, and we have an Idiot Song themed around Billy's distaste for technology.

The best caller of everything Jack Heverin is in with some NBL news - explaining why two coaches have left, and if Patty Mills will play in the NBL.

Finally, Billy has a Viagra joke that he's definitely told before... but never this badly.

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Billy nearly gets us kicked off air to start the show - so of course we stop down completely to back over it, before getting on with the All Sports Report and a tick in the W column for Pronunciations Brownless.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with all the news ahead of Round 9, and an early call on a Premiership favourite.

Tim and Lachie battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then JB has a comprehensive list of the segments that Billy has only ever done once.

We hear a story from Freo's Patrick Voss that isn't for the dinner table, then Olympic Gold Medallist Mack Horton is in studio as SAS: Australia vs UK premieres tonight on Channel 7.

Finally, Billy has a joke about the inventor of tupperware.

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JB and Billy are still in sunny Perth, and after backing over a debate about the Optus Stadium carpark, Billy starts us off with the All Sports Report - as Travis Bazzana gets off the mark in Major League Baseball.

Two-Time Premiership player Lewis Jetta joins the boys to reflect on his amazing highlights reel, including burning Cyril RIoli, and kicking 19 behinds before his first goal.

Topics Brownless is afraid of robots and asks what have you seen unusual?, Matt Renshaw casts his eye over Golf Digest Australia's Top 100 Courses list, and Hawthorn has attached a bit of hume to its injury list.

Eagles legend Ben Cousins joins the boys to recap the West Coast 2006 Premiership Reunion, and Billy finishes us off with a fruity Blacksmith joke.

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JB and Billy are in Perth - and Billy wants to visit his favourite town... but before that he kicks things off with the All Sports Report, and Australia now has World Champion Curlers!

Damian Barrett joins the boys to talk about all the positives and negatives from Round 8, plus the State of Origin schedule, and Brisbane's Whiteboard.

We want you to pat yourself on the back with the Monday Brag Artist, Billy highlights his top 5 moments on Triple M Footy from the weekend, and we pay tribute to Dennis Cometti - whose State Funeral was held today at Optus Stadium.

Freo Best Clubman winner Patrick Voss joins the boys to talk about their hot start to the season, and how a visit to the sauna landed him his partner.

Finally, Billy has a Star Wars Joke to celebrate May The 4th.

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Look back at our favourite moments from this week - including Sydney's Nick Blakey, Billy demanding more love, our most potty-mouthed guests, Winter Olympics Gold Medallist Cooper Woods, the Wacky World of William, JB's Traffic Party, Chris Connolly's reflections on Sirengate, the Idiot File, Billy's dangerously-named new segment, and Billy's Joke.

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JB and Billy kick off the show with the All Sports Report - with some big Ins and Outs at the Pies and Crows.

Topics Brayshaw wants to know about your most idiotic moment, and Billy has some big news about Australia's chances at Eurovision.

Host of NFL Redzone Scott Hanson is in studio ahead of the 49ers and Rams game at the MCG in September - and he also has some positivity for JB's Cleveland Browns.

Billy has put together an enormous Idiot File, and the new AFL videogame is out with some footy legends.

Former Fremantle Dockers coach Chris Connolly calls in on the 20th anniversary of 'Sirengate', and Billy finishes with a fruity joke about an oddly-placed piece of lettuce. 

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JB is back in studio with Billy, and we kick it off with the All Sports Report as Aussie baseballer Travis Bazzana makes his MLB Debut.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with the latest on Melbourne's CEO saga, and changes to the AFL draft, then Adrian and Sage battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz.

Billy has more footy news, including another blow to Collingwood's depleted forward line, then Sydney defender Nick 'The Lizard' Blakey calls in ahead of their game against the Dees on Sunday.

Billy has a brand new segment full of fun facts, JB is not pleased with some of our more potty-mouthed guests recently, and Billy finishes with a joke about Dolphins. 

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Billy kicks off the show with the All Sports Report - which for some reason talks about Conga Lines... before Xander McGuire calls in with details on Melbourne CEO Paul Guerra departing the club after just seven months.

JB has his chest puffed out for Tuesday Brag Artist, then Port Adelaide's Ollie Wines calls in to preview Showdown 59, and share some words of wisdom from his dad.

St KIlda co-captain Callum Wilkie is in studio after the Saints huge win over West Coast, Billy has breaking news on Oscar Allen and a Wacky World of William, then JB has roadworks in his sights with his Traffic Party.

Finally, Billy has not one, not two, but THREE jokes to close the show.

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