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Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report by mispronouncing former teammate Ken Hinkley's name, before we get into Topics Brayshaw and an invasion from Todd from Barwon Heads.

Vixens superstar Jo Weston is in studio as they prepare for their Preliminary Final against the NSW Swifts on Sunday.

Billy's Wacky World of William is back with a very raunchy story from the UK, Greg Rust joins us with an F1 update ahead of the Belgian GP, and we get an Idiot File from Billy - after just three days on air.

Wallabies Captain Harry Wilson calls in ahead of game two in the British and Irish Lions series at the MCG on Saturday, and Billy finishes with a joke about a date that finished before it even started.

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As Billy models the new Triple M Dr Dan Hoodie, we kick the show off with the All Sports Report - featuring footy cricket, and the World Snail Racing Championships.

Fremantle's Luke Ryan calls in ahead of the Western Derby on Saturday, then Kathy and Joey battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz.

Billy hands the Top 5 over to Dangerous Dave - who runs through the Top 5 Ozzy Osbourne moments of all time, then Herby comes in with some social media feedback for Billy's new name, his craft, and his nude photo.

The Living End's Chris Cheney talks about their new album and upcoming tour, and Billy finishes with a joke about a lady having no luck on dating sites.

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It's ratings day and the boys are up and about. We kick things off with the All Sports Report - with some huge news from the Western Bulldogs, and highlights of the Australian Forklift Championships.

Wallabies legend Matt Burke calls in as the British and Irish Lions tour hits Melbourne, then Topics Brownless wants to know who you sat next to... unusual.

Billy debuts a new segment - "The Wacky World of William", and he's got some craft about darts champion Luke Littler failing his driving test.

Adelaide's Ben Keays calls in ahead of Showdown 58 on Saturday, and Billy's Joke is about upholstery...

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JB and Billy are back from a little break, and Dangerous Dave is with us too! Billy kicks it off with a jam-packed All Sports Report, before Damian Barrett comes in with his positives and negatives from Round 19 and the latest news on Tassie, the tribunal, and Greg Swann.

Billy pumps himself up with Monday Brag Artist before we take your calls, we go through some of the best Triple M Footy highlights while we've been away, and in response to some feedback about his skinny-dipping photo - Billy has become a Zen Master.

Greg Blewett phones in just hours after coming back from the Caribbean for the Aussies v West Indies tests - and he ran into Merv Hughes while he was there!

Finally, Billy has a joke about Willie Nelson to close the show.

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We look back at our favourite moments of 2025.

Lions legend Chris Johnson is in studio, Topics Brayshaw wants to know about your First World Problems - and shares one of his own, JB does something for the first time ever, the Idiot Song recaps the 'is JB a redhead?' saga, GWS Giants star Jesse Hogan calls in, and Billy's Joke is about a cheating husband.

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We look back at our favourite moments from 2025.

Billy takes us through his top 5 public apologies, Collingwood legend Peter Daicos calls in, Billy holds a chaotic South Australia Quiz during our Gather Round It show at the Queen's Head Hotel, JB shares a story of two former Aussie cricketers wrestling in a taxi, we want to know about the jobs you've done for an idiot man, West Coast legend Guy McKenna is in studio, and Billy's Joke is about a golfer going to confession.

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We look back at our favourite moments of 2025.

Alex Carey rings in to celebrate South Australia's Sheffield Shield win, Topics Brayshaw wants to know what gives you the s***s, St Kilda's Steven Baker relives the Sirengate game from 2006, we pay tribute to Virat Kohli after he retired from Test Cricket, Craft Brownless has a take on Katy Perry going to space, we ask for the things you wish you'd never seen, Australian Football Hall of Famer Erin Phillips calls in, and Billy's Joke is about never going to bed angry.

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We look back at our favourite moments of 2025.

Mike Sheahan is in studio, we wonder why Jay Z Clark isn't talking to us anymore, we want to know what's overrated, Billy runs us throughs his top 5 'Straya' moments, JB remembers when he completely blanked Sir Donald Bradman, Jordan Lewis is in studio, and Billy's Joke is about parents trying to maintain their sex life.

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We look back at our favourite moments from 2025.

Billy runs through the best sporting names of all time, Collingwood's Scott Pendlebury is in studio, Topics Brownless has a phoner that we can't believe actually worked, someone broke some studio equipment, Billy got interrupted at a cafe, we hear an Offspring Idiot Song, Brisbane coach Chris Fagan calls in, and Billy's Joke is about a monkey on grass.

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