Snoring? It's not just a nighttime issue — it's a full-blown audio event. We dove headfirst into the snorecore scene, from post-party chainsaw impersonations to gentle whimpers that sound more like badminton rallies. Joel screams in his sleep (of course), Ricki and Rich sleep silently like vampires, and Tim came armed with an entire snore soundboard, including the opera snore and a sneeze-snore hybrid that frankly should be studied. Listeners called in with tales of their own snoring sagas, including one poor woman who now wakes up to her husband spitting on her chest. Romance isn't dead — it's just wheezing.

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