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Triathlon Mockery episodes

July 11 Validaded the IRONMAN Title for 2026
In this episode, Tom is bragging about his IRONMAN validation title, and Max shares his recent experience. They share race insights, travel hacks, and thoughts on triathlon culture, including the spirit of races like Ironman and the future of events like Roth. They also discuss travel tips, race strategies, and the importance of relatability in sports stories.

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44 min
June 30 BACK! - Its Raceweek!
In this episode, Tom and Max discuss training routines, the mental aspects of sports, race experiences, and insights into sports nutrition and branding. They share personal stories, industry opinions, and practical tips for athletes and enthusiasts.
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54 min
March 23 TUE's - a short cut to Legal doping?
In This episode Max and Tom share their weekly struggles, dive into the nuances of doping regulations and recent list releases of TUE's. The realities of professional and amateur sports doping.
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48 min
February 25 Pool etiquette is a myth
Max & Tom talk about Pool etiquettes, a specific kind of doping in ski jumping, the olympics and a gnarly train ride.

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47 min
February 10Pro Triathlon has changed!
In this episode of the Triathlon Mockery podcast, Tom and Max discuss their personal experiences with journaling and New Year's resolutions, highlighting the challenges of maintaining consistency. They share their recent racing highlights, including Max's competitive performance in Abu Dhabi, and reflect on the evolving nature of triathlon seasons, questioning whether traditional seasons still exist. The conversation shifts to the new drafting rules in triathlon, emphasizing the need for proper enforcement to ensure fair racing. Finally, they debate the concept of 'January champions' and the importance of pacing training throughout the year.

takeaways
Journaling requires consistency to be effective.
Many people abandon New Year's resolutions quickly.
Setting high goals can lead to demotivation.
Racing can be a significant source of personal achievement.
The triathlon season has evolved into a year-round activity.
Drafting rules in triathlon are changing to promote fair competition.
Proper enforcement of drafting rules is crucial for fair racing.
The concept of 'January champions' can lead to burnout.
Athletes need to pace their training to avoid mental fatigue.
The importance of adapting training strategies to individual needs.

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41 min
January 20 Airplane Bike weight allowance
In this episode, Max and Tom dive into the world of heat training, discussing its benefits and challenges. They explore the science behind heat adaptation and its potential as a new trend in athletic training. The conversation also touches on personal highs and lows, including training experiences and humorous anecdotes about airline weight allowances.

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44 min
January 07 Freezin Sauna Ballz
Tom and Max discuss the unusual winter weather in the Netherlands. They delve into the importance of structure in training, New Year's resolutions, and the evolution of triathlon organizations. The conversation also touches on the mental aspects of training, the significance of community support, and the ongoing debates surrounding drafting rules in triathlon. Additionally, they share personal health practices and wrap up with reflections on their training journeys and future conversations.
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49 min
December 07, 2025 Spicy Thailand
In this episode, Max chats about his trainingcamp in Thailand, Tom about his little comeback and how he should plan training. Furthermore they talk about a few athletes that retire and for what reasons.
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45 min
October 28, 2025 Comeback is better than the setback
In this episode Max reflects on his end of the season, whilst Toms unveils a big new goal for him. Besides that they bust a typical IRONMAN Branded bullshitbuster and go in about the superior fitness off the Norwegians.
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43 min
October 03, 2025 PBs in whining: triathlete vs. man flu
In this episode Max and Tom talk about Tom's tragic man flu, Max his hospital visit in China, the men's world Champs, a precap on the womens World champs and a bust their own massive bullshit buster.
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38 min

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Two young lads, Tom Oosterdijk and Max Stapley, happen to be professional triathletes, giving their opinions on tri-related things. Discussing weekly race results. And talk about the weekly main…