Today’s show was chaos in the best way. We kicked off with the stat that 32% of men think they could land a plane with no training, which is both hilarious and terrifying. The VMAs have revealed their first performers and the lineup is massive. Then we got into the wild story of David Walliams and Elton John allegedly ruining a hens party in the South of France. Madonna’s birthday cake had everyone talking, and finally we wrapped with a bunch of elderly legends going viral for their cheeky pickup lines, and they’re smoother than half the blokes on Tinder.

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