Calvin is on the attack against a particular takeaway cuisine, but Terry isn’t sure he’s quite ready to join him.

A listener wants to know what films Terence got to watch during his recent 28 hours spent on a plane, and the answer might be considered a bit underwhelming. Unless you like Guess Who?

We also hear about stairs on planes, the invention of sparkling water and rashers, and a record-breaking headless chicken.

There’s some disputed facts around David Attenborough and the history of tennis, and a rogue clock is disturbing the peace in the studio.