The small parts of everyday life are occupying our minds, from how to do a wash, to how to make the perfect slice of toast and even the ever present fear that lives unseen inside us.

Calvin argues for the advantages to defending your home from intruders while in the nip, to how the instinct for a shortcut is in the DNA.

He's also (possibly) caught faking a speed walk across town, and we hear the case for being allowed to scream (in a friendly way) at dogs.

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