What amount of cash makes a year of leftovers acceptable as your only food?

Terry worries about his tiny (and possibly shrinking) ears, while Calvin remembers the cut throat world of street football fondly, and in particular the ruthless consequences of being caught hatching.

Meanwhile, we come to the conclusion that life, for Terence Power, is just one big Wet Paint sign, waiting to be smudged.

Terence argues that the Liffey is on the Northside, and he’s lost yet another tooth.

And there’s pushback on the public’s pity for Terence, with Calvin baffled about how well his co-host has manged to shape public perceptions.