2025 could be a year of great achievement for Terence and Calvin, or it’s at least starting with the intentions to be one; from swimming the Liffey to climbing Liberty Hall.

And if that doesn’t pan out we can always fall back on Terry’s chipper that doesn’t sell chips or anything like them - charged up by his misplaced belief for a brief moment that Calvin is fully on board with it.

On the subject of chippers, we mourn the loss of the great over stuffed chipper bag of chips – now seemingly a distant memory.

And we hear about people getting caught out at work, everything from shadow boxing to raiding the pick and mix at the worst possible time.

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