Is duck sea food? Are rocks sea food? As the lads wrestle with these big questions, Terence learns ducks can fly, and that somehow leads to him defending the Phoenix Park against even the most misunderstood criticism.

Have you ever been so scared it’s embarrassing? Ever so embarrassed it’s scary?

We consider sending two former Talking Bollox guests into the celebrity jungle, and find ourselves torn in two while trying to decide between stones in the shoes or crumbs in the bed.

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