We begin with controversy and farce over late trains, leading to accusations of international sabotage.

Terry argues Calvin can’t take a slagging and it almost goes completely out of hand as we have accusations of being a rat firing around the studio.

We hear all about the Talking Bollox day out at an awards ceremony, from Terry arriving late due to a wardrobe malfunction of his own making, and him getting a fire exit confused with the jacks.

Calvin has taken two holidays in everyone’s book except his own, and it seems a few days in Spain no longer makes the cut as a holiday for podcasting’s most travelled man.

We wonder what’s no longer acceptable over the age of 40, from tracksuits to avoiding crusts of bread, to saying yup.

And we hear about the endless possibilities of being an identical twin and having a body double on hand to make life easier.

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