As Terence promises he will become a new man in the new year, Calvin quickly reminds him of some very recently failed New Year’s resolutions. And there’s the tale of a controversial bottle of whiskey and (unfounded) allegations of theft around it.

We hear a powerful endorsement of the art of the Stephen’s Day leftovers meal, and a powerful dressing down of the scourge of the NYE party.

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