Sometimes it can be hard to describe what an episode of Talking More Bollox is like. This one of those weeks.

We go from Leitrim’s first traffic late (surprisingly late), to Calvin’s fear of the ruthless elderly women down the local, and on to confusion and hostility over the definition of a second cousin.

We take up the challenge of creating carnage in the Ilac, ponder Terry’s ongoing Argos mystery, try to explain why there was no “first” human being, teleport through time, and doubt the existence of dinosaurs (not all of us).

And to wrap it all up, we work on a proposal for a potentially malicious and certainly hilarious body swap between Terence and Eoin.

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