When sex goes from hush hush to bang bang as you mature from creeping around as a teenager, to being a married woman with a mortgage, a child, another one on the way, and finally being able to sleep in the same room as your partner under your parents roof. The girls also come equipped with some handy tips if you yourself live under a ‘Mr or Mrs Stamina’, which come mainly in the form of a sleepy Ellie in a dressing gown, banging the ceiling with a broom in the middle of the night. Plus in the week that saw Kylie Jenner’s entire floor get covered with $50,000 worth of roses by her boyfriend for her birthday, and not forgetting the woman who was proposed to by her farmer fiancée using a ring on a cow udder, it’s all about romantic gestures. Throat losanges and silicone straws are about as far is it stretches in the Taylor/Whitehouse household apparently… lucky, lucky ladies.

This week dear listener, Ellie and Anna regale us with tales of their youth about times they used older relatives IDs to buy peach Archers and Lambrini, and when Ellie lied on her CV saying she was a journo so they sent her to interview a scouse man in prison. Unsurprisingly that was the last feature she wrote as a journalist. Certainly lots of faking, maybe not so much making it. Plus, in the week Jacob Rees-Mogg’s style guide was leaked to the press banning words and phrases like ‘very’ and ‘not fit for purpose’, Ellie and Anna give us a glimpse into what the world would look like if they were rulers of the universe and rattle off ALL the words and phrases they would want banned #sorrynotsorry. We’ll also throw in a story from Anna about two horses defecating in unison, just for good measure. Don’t say we don’t treat you!!

In the week that the summer holidays got into full swing and Britain saw the hottest day EVER, parents everywhere were beginning to break down. Have no fear! Ellie and Anna being the female superheroes we never had are saving the day with tales of their youth and a summer holiday survival guide. The girls also get talk style wars with your partner as Anna’s bought a pair of sandals that made hubby Matt nearly walk out the house. There’s also the added bonus of a runaway scrotum in the park, and Anna having a dream that she fancied Katy Perry, but couldn’t talk to he without a lisp as she had artichoke leaves for teeth. Yeah, we don’t know either… enjoy!

Diets for werewolves, getting excited over posh crockery and Ellie smashing the patriarchy by watching Magic Mike Live whilst her husband looks after the babe. What. A. Week. It’s bikini body season (and by that, we mean you have a body and a bikini) so the girls are venturing into the world of fad diets, diet myths and detoxing. The conclusion? Let’s sack it all in and get a large Margherita and a bottle of red wine. Plus this week our feeds have been saturated with leathery faces of ourselves courtesy of the FaceApp, so we’re asking how do you know you’re getting old?! Turns out it’s when you’re more interested in the bedding in ‘Killing Eve’ than the actual story line, that’s how!

Possums, wombats and a bull EE-I-EE-I-O. No, Ellie & Anna have not invested in farmland (as far as I know), but these animals do all feature in this week's episode, as the girls discover how language barriers can affect relationships. Plus, why's it so easy to "fall in love" when you're on holiday? In pursuit of the answer to that question, Anna shares a sexy story about a head brace-based snog she experienced with a boy named Bug Breath. The girls also delve into the Top Three Holiday Romances We've All Experienced!

P.S. Probably should've had opened with this - it's HUGE NEWS - but this show's been officially happening for one whole year! Confusingly, there aren't 52 episodes of the podcast (holidays n that), but we'd all like to take this opportunity to thank you for listening!

I LOVE YOU! Was it too soon tell you that? Maybe a podcast description just wasn't the right place to let you know. Thankfully, Ellie & Anna are here to clue us up on the dos and don'ts of saying the three words that mean the most. There are rules, stats and some interesting views on lip-kissing your dad! Plus, modern day dating milestones! Remember when meeting the in-laws was a the biggest hurdle in any new relationship? Well, those days a long gone! Now, it's all about being invited into the family WhatsApp group and sharing your social media passwords. The girls also discuss also discuss what the future of dating has got in store!

This week, Ellie & Anna mark the end of Pride Month by sharing a couple of difference perspectives on coming out.

One experience exists at the end of a phone line, the other at the end of Anna's family tree!

Plus, are millennials having less sex than ever before, or is technology making it even easier to get laid?

The girls explore those questions with the help of Brian, a 22-year-old male virgin.

First issue on the agenda this week? Hay fever-based noises! From the humble sniffle to something resembling a spluttering steam engine - we've got them all! It's not so much a topic of conversation, more a warning, if you're one of the few (sensible) listeners who reads this blurb/disclaimer before diving in. ACTUAL ISSUE NO.1: How do you tell a sexual bedfellow that they're not hitting the spot? That's where we begin this week. Ellie & Anna are joined by Sex & Relationship Coach, Louisa MacInnes, to discuss "the old hoo-haa" and The Bossy (not botty) Massage! Plus, "Relationship Regret" and how it affects us... there's a list and everything. Of course, the great British weather plays a part. Bloody weather.

It's Father's Day! Or, at least it was Father's Day. So, who better to join the girls than host of fathering podcast 'Don't Tell Your Mum' and Heart Dad, JK! Following a quick warm up, which mainly consists of ropey Darth Vader impressions, it's straight onto what Dad's really want on their big day. Turns out it's not giant frying pans or personalised Toblerone - who knew?! Also this week, Ellie & Anna discuss giving advice to your younger self and explain the intricacies of the "strawpedo".

This week, Ellie and Anna explore "The Top Five Types of Cheating"... two of them don't even involve another person. Turns out, however, they could involve your coppers/gherkin jar and Anna's former gardener, Vince (The Prince). Also, gossip! Why it's good for us, when it backfires AND why, if you're planning a secret proposal, it's probably best to keep the proposal secret. Simple advice, easy to follow.