Don't Blame Me!

Don't Blame Me!

By Meghan Rienks and Melisa D. MontsComedySociety & CultureRelationships
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  • Mom Used a Slur

    Meghan and Melisa give advice on:

    • Sleeping in a twin bed with your boyfriend
    • Dating a gun owner
    • 4-person living situation
    • Racist mom
    • Don't Blame Them - Having sex "late"

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      • … with as much detail as possible under 3 minutes! WeI'll do our best to share our wonderful words of wisdom. If you're under 18, please get your parent's permission. Advice is for entertainment purposes only, so you can't blame us if we screw up your life. I kid! Our advice IS AMAZING.

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        1 hr 6 min
      • Normalize Ego Days
        Sorry we left you so long without some extra content. Meghan and Melisa discuss dressing for your body type, Melisa giving out her phone number, Meghan making the suggestion of sleeping your way to the top, and of course, TV recommendations.

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        36 min
      • Dumb and Grateful

        Meghan and Melisa give advice on:

        • Searching for yourself within a relationship
        • Fitting into a family
        • Hoe phasing
        • Asking a family member for money
        • Don't Blame Them - Telling your ex’s current that the ex is trash

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          Need Advice?

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          • Domestic Listeners Call: (310) 694-0976
          • International Listeners Send a Voice Memo To: [email protected]
          • … with as much detail as possible under 3 minutes! WeI'll do our best to share our wonderful words of wisdom. If you're under 18, please get your parent's permission. Advice is for entertainment purposes only, so you can't blame us if we screw up your life. I kid! Our advice IS AMAZING.

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            1 hr 25 min
          • REPLAY - Guest: Keith Habersberger - Cultural Differences and Relationships

            Original Air Date: June 3, 2019


            Keith Habersberger of the Try Guys is here this week to share his advice! We’re answering your questions on what to do if your friends judge you for working things out with your boyfriend, handling your ex-roommate’s fiance secretly messaging you, how to find yourself after your boyfriend moves away, and what to do if your boyfriend is checked out. In Don’t Blame Them a listener shares her advice on moving long distance with your boyfriend.


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            • This episode is also brought to you by “Stay Sexy and Don’t Get Murdered,” Cocotopia, Betterhelp, and Clean it Zero Cleanser


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            • … with as much detail as possible under 3 minutes! I’ll do my best to share my wonderful words of wisdom. If you’re under 18, please get your parent’s permission. Advice is for entertainment purposes only, so you can’t blame me if I screw up your life. I kid! My advice IS AMAZING.


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              1 hr 20 min
            • REPLAY: Snooping Little Brother

              Original Air Date: December 12, 2020


              This week we're sharing advice on: 

               

              • Update: Having sex dreams about exes
              • Helping a friend
              • Abstinence until marriage
              • Kicking a friend out of your wedding
              • Don't Blame Them: staying safe
              •  

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                Follow Us!


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                Listen to ad-free on Stitcher Premium! For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code 'BLAME,' PLUS exclusive bonus episodes.

                 

                 

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                Need Advice? 

                • www.dontblameme.show 
                • Domestic Listeners Call: (310) 694-0976  
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                •  

                  … with as much detail as possible under 3 minutes! I'll do my best to share my wonderful words of wisdom. If you're under 18, please get your parent's permission. Advice is for entertainment purposes only, so you can't blame me if I screw up your life. I kid! My advice IS AMAZING. 


                  - Want to WATCH this episode as well? Become a patron!

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                  1 hr 7 min
                • Have You Ever Been Probed by an Alien?

                  Welcome to See You Next Tuesday. Will this always come out on Tuesday? Maybe? Don't hold us to it.


                  In this episode we talk about:

                  Dry butt cracks, our famous Sorority Sisters, Buy a new car, Abercrombie, and Getting stood up


                  And what we're watching:

                  Formula 1: Drive to Survive, Game of Thrones, The Duff, She Hulk: Attorney at Law, Honk For Jesus. Save Your Soul, Wanda Vision, Luther, and of course, Modern Family.


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                  34 min
                • I Hope Nothing But the Worse for Him

                  Meghan and Melisa give advice on:

                  • Dealing with a friend who fat-shames
                  • Maintaining adult friendships
                  • Sex shame because of religion
                  • Garbage ex becoming famous on Tik-Tok

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                    Subscribe to our new show: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/but-am-i-wrong/id1591757891


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                    @by.meghan.and.melisa

                    https://www.instagram.com/meghanandmelisa



                    Affordable Therapy By State (Curated by Crissy Milazzo): www.tinyurl.com/y64kwdnf

                    Need Advice?

                    • www.dontblameme.show
                    • Domestic Listeners Call: (310) 694-0976
                    • International Listeners Send a Voice Memo To: [email protected]
                    • … with as much detail as possible under 3 minutes! WeI'll do our best to share our wonderful words of wisdom. If you're under 18, please get your parent's permission. Advice is for entertainment purposes only, so you can't blame us if we screw up your life. I kid! Our advice IS AMAZING.

                      Want to WATCH this episode as well? Become a patron!

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                      50 min
                    • Should We Start an OnlyFans?
                      Hey! Since we talk so much, here's some extra content for you this week, that for now, we're calling Phisting Fridays. We discuss LA's heatwave, what we're watching on TV (Only Murderers In The Building, Rap Sh!t, Lupin, Now You See Me), what our OnlyFans content would be, and we celebrate Serena Williams' retirement.

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                      28 min
                    • My Brother Won't Get an Abortion

                      Meghan and Melisa give advice on:

                      • Update - A final word from the traumatized maid of honor (The Bride Peed On Me S9E18)
                      • Navigating a your brother and sister-in-law's divorce
                      • Wanting your brother to be more responsible when it comes to having a baby
                      • Worried about your friend's wellbeing

                      • Buy our merch: https://store.dftba.com/collections/don-t-blame-me

                        Subscribe to our new show: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/but-am-i-wrong/id1591757891

                        Follow Us!

                        @meghanrienks

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                        @by.meghan.and.melisa

                        https://www.instagram.com/meghanandmelisa

                        Affordable Therapy By State (Curated by Crissy Milazzo): www.tinyurl.com/y64kwdnf

                        Need Advice?

                        • www.dontblameme.show
                        • Domestic Listeners Call: (310) 694-0976
                        • International Listeners Send a Voice Memo To: [email protected]
                        • … with as much detail as possible under 3 minutes! WeI'll do our best to share our wonderful words of wisdom. If you're under 18, please get your parent's permission. Advice is for entertainment purposes only, so you can't blame us if we screw up your life. I kid! Our advice IS AMAZING.

                          Want to WATCH this episode as well? Become a patron!

                          https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme

                          Join the Facebook Group!

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                          Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/join/dontblameme


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                          57 min
                        • Timid In Bed

                          After Melisa's power went out, they had to move to Meghan's house in the middle of recording. Apologies for the audio not being as crisp.


                          Meghan and Melisa give advice on:

                          • Update - Cutting off your mom who is marrying a Trump supporter (5.25)
                          • Parents being overbearing while you're in college
                          • Mice problem
                          • Tip on talking dirty
                          • Don't Blame Them - Unvaccinated friend coming around during chemo treatment (10.8)


                          Buy our merch: https://store.dftba.com/collections/don-t-blame-me

                          Subscribe to our new show: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/but-am-i-wrong/id1591757891

                          Follow Us!

                          @meghanrienks

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                          https://twitter.com/meghanrienks

                          @sheisnotmelissa

                          www.instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa

                          https://twitter.com/sheisnotmelissa

                          @by.meghan.and.melisa

                          https://www.instagram.com/meghanandmelisa

                          Affordable Therapy By State (Curated by Crissy Milazzo): www.tinyurl.com/y64kwdnf

                          Need Advice?

                          • www.dontblameme.show
                          • Domestic Listeners Call: (310) 694-0976
                          • International Listeners Send a Voice Memo To: [email protected]

                          … with as much detail as possible under 3 minutes! WeI'll do our best to share our wonderful words of wisdom. If you're under 18, please get your parent's permission. Advice is for entertainment purposes only, so you can't blame us if we screw up your life. I kid! Our advice IS AMAZING.

                          Want to WATCH this episode as well? Become a patron!

                          https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme

                          Join the Facebook Group!

                          https://www.facebook.com/groups/dbmsecretgroup

                          Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/join/dontblameme


                          Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

                          1 hr 7 min

                        About Don't Blame Me!

                        From the publisher's feed

                        Don’t Blame Me is the weekly advice and pop culture podcast hosted by Meghan Rienks and Melisa D. Monts. Each episode, the duo dishes out candid, unfiltered advice on everything from relationships and sex to work drama and life’s most awkward moments. They also delve into pop culture, rant about current events, and unpack the wildest corners of the internet, all with their signature humor, honesty, and chaotic charm. It’s like hanging out with your smartest, funniest besties who aren’t afraid to tell you the truth, and make you laugh while doing it.

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