Everything's Perfect

Everything’s Perfect…Except Texting Is Stressful Now


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The Period Problem, Emoji Chaos & The Three Dots of Doom.

Autumn and Donald dive into the hilarious (and mildly traumatic) world of modern texting—where one punctuation mark can turn a friendly message into a passive-aggressive crisis.

From the eternal “Thank you.” vs “Thanks!” debate to decoding Gen Z slang and emoji overloads, they break down how communication has evolved—and occasionally gone completely off the rails. Expect confessions, laughter, and some much-needed digital therapy as they explore how tone, timing, and kindness still matter in a world of read receipts and autocorrect disasters.

💬 Highlights & Mentions
  • “The Period Problem” — when punctuation feels personal
  • Emoji chaos: how many is too many 😂😭🥲
  • Gen Z slang decoded: Rizz, No Cap, Aura, Mid, Drip, Skibidi
  • Texting gone wrong — from office mishaps to relationship fails
  • When to text, call, or voice memo (and when to stop overthinking)
  • Paying it forward & small acts of kindness in a digital world


💌 Join the Conversation
 What’s your biggest texting pet peeve or funniest autocorrect fail?
 📩 everything’[email protected]
 📸 @everythingsperfectofficial

Share your stories — they might get featured in the next listener episode!

🎙 Timestamps
 00:00 — Intro & weekly chaos recap
 03:00 — Condo disaster & unexpected kindness
 07:00 — When good deeds come full circle
 10:00 — Texting anxiety & digital social cues
 14:00 — “Thank you.” vs “Thanks!” — punctuation problems
 19:00 — Emoji decoding: laughs, flirts & fails
 25:00 — Autocorrect nightmares & awkward work texts
 30:00 — Text, call, or voice memo? The etiquette debate
 35:00 — Gen Z slang translation guide
 45:00 — Digital tone & relationship misunderstandings
 52:00 — Wrap-up & audience callout

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