We have some very serious reporting about very serious topics coming your way, including the official Sanrio character rankings, a Jellycat status update, and some wild news from the domain-hoarding beat.

We have to take a moment to show some love to Kuromi, the third-ranked Sanrio character overall and Sanrio costume-sourcing, ℅ Sueju Design and Nerdy Treasures by Amy.

How Jellycat became so popular with kids and grown-ups alike. Also: Their pop=ups give Sew Your Soul vibes, in our opinion.

Let's talk tech! Our listener Olivia shared her Notion tips, we are flatted for the credit you're giving us for Google Tabs, and we loved the piece "The Million-Dollar Mystery of Milk.com" by Alex Mayyasi for The Hustle.

Finally, have you listened to "Longer Gone" yet?

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