Lousy Advice

By Holly MorrisComedy

Lousy Advice episodes

July 07 autistic burnout, body changes & what if our kid's a jobsworth?
This week we're talking pregnancy updates, autistic burnout, panic attacks, body changes, equal parenting, Rory's first dad event, why we're somehow moving house on the same day I'm due to give birth, and this week's terrible Lousy Advice xx
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0:00 - intro
1:14 - third trimester update, resilience, pregnancy mood swings
5:38 - getting attention at a wedding, getting a fake bump, trying to help people understand autism
9:29 - panic attacks, autistic burnout, self compassion, POV of a neurotypical mindset
15:04 - losing the ability to make small talk + our wedding vows
20:14 - Rory’s first dad baby event, stay at home equal parenting in 2026, joining mum clubs, world cup
25:53 - buying outfits pregnant, body changing, falling asleep or going for a poo when Rory talks
34:35 - lousy advice of the week, not preparing for the baby, help us buy baby kit
38:16 - what if our kid is a jobsworth + losing all allure
42:04 - we are moving house on the same day Holly gives birth, outro

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47 min
July 03 Holly’s becoming an ETSY WITCH?! and other weird side hustles we’re willing to try

Timestamps:
00:00 - Introduction and episode premise on making money fast
00:29 - Fudging up plans and discussing quick money schemes
01:06 - Asking listeners for engagement and support
01:35 - Ranking get rich quick schemes and initial ideas
02:08 - Considering becoming an Etsy witch for quick cash
02:35 - Cultural references and witchcraft influencing football results
03:36 - Starting pyramid schemes with mugs
04:00 - Renting yourself out as a professional bridesmaid
05:00 - Becoming a LinkedIn influencer overnight
06:30 - Fake sob stories for online influence growth
07:21 - The idea of a mystery shopping business
08:40 - Professional queue sitter business concept
09:45 - Using deception for social media success
11:09 - Paid WhatsApp reply and social PA services
12:29 - Handling emotional conversations through automated responses
13:44 - Sharing personal messages and the limitations of honest communication
15:38 - Wrapping up with humor and encouragement to listeners

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19 min
June 30 Our totally realistic plan to make £50,000 without working for it!
summary

In this episode, Rory and Holly explore humorous and unconventional ways to make quick money, including game shows, competitions, and side hustles, all while sharing personal stories and banter.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Sound Quality Apology
02:30 Discussing Moving House and Financial Challenges
05:01 Ideas for Quick Money and the MLM Scheme
11:03 Rory's Application to Game Shows and Online Competitions
19:58 Humorous Money-Making Ideas and Personal Anecdotes
30:10 Discussion on TV Game Shows and Winning Strategies
39:58 Reddit Pregnancy Stories and Online Competition Failures
42:58 Closing Remarks and Call to Action

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46 min
June 26 F*** Up Friday: I Got Ghosted & Forgetting Colleagues’ Name
Join Holly and Rory in this candid and humorous episode of Fudge Up Friday, where they share personal stories, workplace mishaps, and relatable relationship insights. Expect a mix of lighthearted banter, practical advice, and a behind-the-scenes look at their weekly life foibles. Perfect for those who enjoy honest, unfiltered conversations with a comedic twist.
Timestamps:
00:00 - Holly’s heartbreak and ghosting story
02:37 - The unpredictability of romantic re-entry after years of celibacy
03:47 - The obsession with the “nice guy” trap in relationships
04:40 - Challenges of restarting dating after a long break
05:36 - The humorous mishaps of pregnancy grooming routines
07:11 - Why trimming pubes over a bin liner might be a thing
08:53 - The struggles of shaving during pregnancy and unexpected body hair growth
10:04 - The story of awkward hotel check-ins and ‘private balconies’
11:24 - Forgetting colleagues’ names after months of working together
12:12 - The aftermath of trying low-calorie pizza and pasta
14:16 - The humorous story of booking a room with a mysterious “Steve”
15:23 - The chaos of adding someone into a close-knit girls group chat
17:24 - The wildness of college trip tales and mistaken-room scenarios
19:02 - Funny mix-ups with work farewell cards and name forgetfulness
20:05 - The dreaded moment of miswriting “clitten” instead of “clearly written"

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24 min
June 23 baby brain is SO real and why are people faking a perfect relationship on social media
Holly discusses how baby brain led to her forgetting her own name, pregnancy fashion nightmares and social media curated perfection

Timestamps:
00:00 - Welcome to the chaos: Lousy advice about pregnancy, social media, and football
02:16 - Responding to listener comments, including hate mail from fact-checkers
04:20 - The reality of baby brain: Forgetting names and hormonal struggles
05:34 - Comparing full names: Holly highlights her four-name complexity
06:07 - Dreaming of infidelity and the effects of hormonal craziness
07:06 - Rory and Holly discuss pregnancy-related opinions and societal expectations
08:09 - The challenge of preparing for life with a newborn: Watching YouTube tutorials
09:25 - Hospital vlogs and the unexpected energy of new mums
10:09 - The curated illusion of influencer motherhood and social media fakery
11:20 - The absurdity of carrying a sandwich in hospital as a snack for new mums
12:39 - Recognising influencers' staged content designed for engagement
13:14 - Guilt-tripping Rory for supporting the World Cup viewing plans
14:20 - The strategic manipulation of relationship sacrifices for football
16:18 - The importance of appreciating your partner in general and about football watching
17:30 - The "June love" theory: Is it real or just internet folklore?
18:26 - The double-edged sword of social media's curated perfection in relationships
19:14 - The unspoken moments of beauty in everyday relationship life
20:49 - The joy of the "build your own excuse" pregnancy strategy for social outings
22:37 - Challenges of wedding guest outfits during pregnancy and the fashion paradoxes
24:33 - Holly’s hilarious wedding dress frustrations and alternative ideas
27:15 - The 'love in June' theory: A dubious but entertaining internet trend
29:02 - Social media's obsession with sensational relationship content
30:49 - Authenticity vs curated perfection in influencer relationship posts
36:37 - How staged influencer photos influence real-life expectations and insecurities
38:48 - Real relationship moments versus social media curations
40:41 - The sentimental ranking game: What would make you cry most?
43:53 - Reflections on wedding vs parenting milestones in emotional significance
44:07 - Comedy gold: Holly’s "advice" for a fake relationship on Instagram
45:37 - The balance of humor and authenticity in the podcast experience
46:40 - How viewers can support and sustain their favorite podcasts
47:14 - Sign-off and appreciation to listeners

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50 min
June 19 F** up Friday: Calling The Doctors for my Dog, Getting a Wax & Taking ADHD Meds with Coffee
Holly and Rory share their most cringe-worthy slip-ups: from falling down stairs, confusing doctor visits, to bizarre massage mishaps, that turn out to be goldmines of comedy and life lessons.

00:00 - Welcome to Fudge Up Friday: Embracing mistakes with humor
00:44 - Listener submissions: Massage, spa, and medical blunders
02:01 - Funny stories about pet reports to RSPCA and mistaken hospital calls
03:20 - How unanswered questions during discussions might be handled
04:00 - Post-massage wardrobe mishaps and overcharges
06:00 - Curious stories about Embracing holiday dumps and relationship quirks
07:30 - The Clunge King’s recent family milestone
08:45 - Humorous recounts of hospital visits after stairs fall
10:03 - Facial surprises, inappropriate clothing requests, and body hair tales
12:10 - Blood donation attempts, needle panic, and fainting escapades
15:52 - Pregnancy sneak peek and early body image confusions
17:38 - Personal grooming, bikini, Brazilian, and laser experiences
20:03 - Medication mishaps, espresso overdrinks, and mental health moments
22:16 - Playlist confessions, humorous irritations, and sharing content
23:18 - Wrap-up, call to action, and thank you to listeners

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26 min
June 16 Why Our Baby Moon Was a Total Disaster & Sightseeing is Over Rated!
Join us as we share some honest insights from our recent baby moon, including the chaos, the lessons learned, and why some trips are better left unplanned. Perfect for anyone planning a trip or looking for a good laugh about travel mishaps.
Chapters
00:00 Introduction to Lousy Advice
03:01 The Concept of a Baby Moon
05:48 Experiences and Expectations of the Baby Moon
08:51 Challenges of Being an Influencer
15:01 Confronting Public Annoyances
22:03 Conclusion and Reflections
22:16 Holiday Reflections and Relationship Dynamics
24:04 Gaslighting Experiences During Travel
27:50 Hotel Challenges and Unexpected Solutions
33:06 The Dread of Sightseeing
36:15 The Perils of Making Holiday Friends
40:58 Flight Meal Disasters and Travel Nightmares

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50 min
June 12 F** up Friday: rory's FIRST EVER fuf and work leaving card tips
In this episode, Holly shares hilarious and mortifying personal stories, including pregnancy announcements, pelvic floor exercises, and accidental leaks, while engaging with audience submissions about workplace and personal mishaps.

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18 min
June 09 awkward snogs and eye contact: we dissect reality TV
Get ready for a hilarious and candid discussion as Holly and Rory share their unfiltered thoughts on Love Island, pregnancy surprises, and the art of giving lousy advice. Dive into their humorous take on modern dating, parenting, and the chaos of everyday life.

Timestamps:

00:00 - Introduction and Holly's pregnancy revelations
02:09 - Podcast growth tips and listener engagement
05:51 - Holly's pregnancy kicks and funny anecdotes
07:38 - The heatwave and reflections on life choices
10:00 - Holiday stories and the discomforts of festivals
12:30 - The concept of a 'baby moon' and marketing traps
14:06 - Rory's fitness journey and holiday comparisons
15:56 - How pregnancy simplifies social life and excuses
18:51 - The chaos of multiple holidays and holiday procrastination
19:50 - Rory's thoughts on fan comments and relationship dynamics
24:33 - Predicting who would survive on Love Island and casting guesses
28:32 - Insider insights into Love Island's snogging and filming rituals
34:06 - The practicalities of sharing clothes, toilets, and laundry in the villa
37:40 - The mysterious obsession with eye contact in dating shows
42:02 - The intensity of snogging and production tricks on Love Island
43:23 - Rory's questions on snogging training and intimacy coaching
44:15 - Final questions about Love Island casting and snogging styles
45:10 - Call for listener ratings and upcoming episodes

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48 min
June 05 F*** up Friday: Childminder's Awkward Fart, Running Over a Driving Instructor & Blame Game Society
Childminder's Awkward Door Fart, Running Over a Driving Instructor & Blame Game Society

In this episode, Holly and Rory share hilarious and relatable stories of mistakes, misunderstandings, and moments of awkwardness - from slipping up in everyday life to comical mix-ups at social gatherings. Tune in for a lighthearted look at how everyone messes up sometimes, and discover the humorous side of human errors.

Timestamps:00:00 - Welcome and introduction to Fudge Up Fridays – sharing weekly mistake stories
02:06 - Rory's story about Chloe's wedding and mistaken identity with her mum
04:14 - Rory’s awkward question to Harry’s mum and subsequent confusion
06:03 - The pickleball name mix-up between Jen and Jane
07:35 - Rory’s ongoing mispronunciations and accent banter
09:00 - The playful banter about Rory's change from Jane to Rory: accent and personality shifts
10:03 - Family perceptions and Rory’s “salt of the earth” versus posh stereotypes
11:24 - London flat horrors and the “earthy” vibe vs. posh stereotypes
12:27 - Rory’s story about accidentally farting and shitting himself during a door answer
14:21 - Bathroom mishaps, blame game, and the story of inhaling a poo in bed
16:17 - The story of Rory running over his driving instructor and the use of emojis in stories
17:02 - The blame game and how to handle awkward situations humorously
19:00 - Wrapping up the episode and announcing a special giveaway for listeners
20:16 - How to share and support the podcast with creative antics like billboards

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24 min