Lousy Advice

Lousy Advice

By Holly MorrisComedy
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  • How a hotel bathroom almost ruined our relationship & why I don't trust anyone that says they 'enjoy things'

    Lousy Advice is back and INTERNATIONAL! CEO/Editor Holly took Kingtern Rory on a business trip to LA and tried to hold his hand. But all he wanted to do was hold his microphone and say we missed you last week and we're sorry.

    We're gonna find out how not to have a lousy holiday, why their hotel room turned green and what happened when they hired a Mustang and drove to Las Vegas.

    Plus F*ck up Friday makes its first appearance on the podcast. Let's rock and roll.

    Bye Babe xx

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    1 hr 2 min
  • the time I slated my whole office on a work call I thought was muted & other things that are *actually* scary - lousy halloween special

    Hide behind your Lousy little sofa because this week’s episode is absolutely terrifying. CEO/Editor Holly teams up with Kingtern Rory to let you know what your Halloween costume says about you and share their best spooky season anecdotes.

    Nobody wants an hour’s worth of pure Halloween chat so the Lousy Digest creative duo have cleverly turned a big chunk of the pod into a discussion about what are the scariest things about life in general.

    Rory reveals what he most hates doing and we find out what Holly once did on a work call that could’ve got her the sack.

    Bye Babe xx

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Warhammer players have the best s*x life?! and other weird convos with my dad - our first EVER guest

    Brace yourselves this week, the Lousy Digest is expanding and has its first guest. CEO/Editor Holly has rifled through her nepotism file (more on that in the pod) and invited along her dad, internet sensation Nigel Morris!

    As well as being (maybe) one of the world’s longest consecutive users of a single spoon, he’s also the Lord of Hobbies. So once he’s shared his favourite things to do when not breaking the World Wide Web, he’s going to let his judgement rain down on all other hobbyists.

    Kingtern Rory is still here to tell you to get in the comments, but he’s not happy about his naughty knickers being taken away from him. Boo hoo!

    Bye Babe xx

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    59 min
  • how to navigate a neurodivergent relationship, not letting your partner become your therapist & why female friendships feel so much harder

    We’re getting more serious than usual at Lousy Digest HQ this week as CEO Holly opens up about how she and Kingtern Rory have learned to communicate better and grow stronger in a neurodivergent relationship.

    Bring some toilet roll, though, because there is a bit of casual sh!t-chat to get through first!

    Thanks so much for sending in your questions, we love reading them. Keep them coming!

    Bye Babe xx

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    1 hr 2 min
  • how to find the one, the horror of dating a self-proclaimed 'nice guy' and 'most compatible' being a day ruiner

    Is there such thing as The One? That’s the big question at Lousy Digest HQ this week as CEO Holly and Kingtern Rory put their unprofessional relationship under scrutiny.

    We find out what’s sending their big naughty nickers right up their crotches with one of them suspected of cheating with a mystery spam eater and the other recalling how a koala hug quickly turned into true love.

    Does moon water work? Is Rory allowed to get ill? Has Holly got bad breath? We're covering all bases.

    As always, your questions are answered but please don’t take our word for it because this advice is extremely lousy!!!

    Bye Babe xx

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    1 hr 3 min
  • how to deal with a weird mother-in-law, why it's important to bark at men and rory calling me ugly for 2 mins straight

    The gossip is hot in the Lousy Digest office because CEO and Kingtern have both taken annual leave at the same time. Is something going on between them???


    This week’s pod flies into your ears all the way from Cornwall and the chat is more casual than ever. In the conversation crosshairs are Holly’s post-flu appearance, Rory being compared to a carrot and holiday booking fails.


    All your questions are answered too, with some pretty lousy advice. Would you let your mother-in-law have a key to your house? No thanks.


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    57 min
  • getting my mum to buy my first thong & how to handle boyfriend having awful dress sense

    It’s Fashion Week season in the real world, so CEO/Editor Holly is strutting down the Lousy Digest catwalk and dishing out all the style advice you never asked for. There is nobody more desperate to learn than Kingtern Rory, who is very quickly running out of fresh t-shirts to wear on the podcast.

    We find out why Holly was wearing a thong at Primary School, how to spend less on clobber and what trends are getting Rory’s knickers in a right old tangly twist.

    The chat may not always be casual but the advice is always lousy. And as EVERYONE is now saying, don’t take our word for it!

    Bye Babe xx


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    58 min
  • why honesty isn't always the best policy, where did all these life coaches come from and hiding that I'm in a relationship

    Ever wondered what to do with your life? Well wonder no more because CEO/Editor Holly is firing off lousy advice left, right and centre on this week’s podcast.

    In the firing line are life coaches that are younger than you, people who don’t lie and her own behaviour on another podcast. Oh and the intern is now calling himself the Kingtern and is furious with his fiancée for not being honest about her relationship status.

    Obviously there are massive pants, completely natural chit-chat and answers to some of your questions!


    Bye Babe xx


    Produced by: The Sheriff


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    59 min
  • why getting dumped is the best thing ever, housemate revenge at uni & why holly’s phone’s in the bin

    We’re all getting in a Lousy time machine and heading back to uni this week to find out what Editor Holly and tiny intern Rory got up to during freshers week. 

    It’s not all sock puppets and soiled washing up bowls though, there’s also some pretty rudimentary dating advice that everyone going to university needs to hear and possibly ignore.

    As always there are twisted knickers, buckets of casual chit-chat and general discussion that is question-led. But don’t take our word for it!

    Bye Babe xx


    Produced by: The Sheriff


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    56 min
  • how to lure your boyfriend into proposing, pretending to like your engagement ring and the only thing that made rory cry

    Everyone’s either on one knee or hyperventilating at Lousy Digest HQ this week as the chat is all about Engagements. We finally find out how a lowly intern was tricked into proposing to his high-powered editor as Rory takes us step-by-step-by-step through choosing the ring, running it by parents and then finally asking the question.There’s also some of the Lousiest Advice yet as Holly answers your dilemmas. DISCLAIMER: Remember, the advice is always Lousy so DON’T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT.

    Bye Babe xx


    Produced by: The Sheriff


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    55 min

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Introducing Holly Morris, a Z-list influencer, part time zumba-er AND QUEEN of lousy advice.

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