Lousy Advice

By Holly MorrisComedy

Lousy Advice episodes

June 02family holidays are more like survival competitions, what love means and pregnancy mood swings
Join Holly and Rory as they navigate the chaos of family holidays, outrageous pet behaviors, and societal quirks—delivered with humor and unfiltered honesty. Expect laughs, real talk, and a dash of controversial opinions.
0:00 – Casual intro and outfit banter

4:22 – Shift to family holiday updates and frustrations

11:36 – Rory’s detailed toenail horror reveal

13:04 – The challenges of family holidays and in-law interactions

15:22 – Rory’s toenail texture description and infection worries

18:30 – Call for toenail fungal treatment sponsorship

35:08 – Rant about loud social media calls on trains

37:40 – Podcast promotion and audience engagement call-to-action

37:57 – Rory’s ending reflection on love and pregnancy emotions

29:28 – Rory's bathroom habits and the sleep dilemma

30:57 – The hypothetical legislation for train etiquette

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42 min
May 29 F*** Up Friday! I told my boss I'm H*rny, honest wedding feedback & forgetting children
In this bonus episode of Lousy Advice, Holly and Rory share hilarious stories of their weekly mistakes and mishaps, inviting listeners to reflect on their own fudged-up moments. From gardening misadventures to bathroom blunders and travel confusions, they unpack relatable and hilarious fails with humor and honesty.
Timestamps:
00:00 - Introduction to Fudge-Ups and what the episode will cover
00:30 - Holly discusses her gardening project gone wrong and the workload it created
02:00 - Rory shares his strategy to prevent mistakes before they happen
03:45 - Holly recounts her travel confusion with a mistaken bus route
05:00 - Comedic stories about bathroom blockages and handling hygiene mishaps
06:20 - Discussion on managing awkward household and workplace disasters
07:45 - Sharing stories of forgetting children or leaving them behind during outings
09:00 - The dilemma of handling embarrassing auto-correct or messaging errors
10:30 - How honesty and humor are key in dealing with life's blunders
12:00 - Closing remarks and calls to submit more Fudge-Ups for future episodes

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25 min
May 26 finding out we’re pregnant, crying in public & the absolute admin of growing a human
In this episode, Holly and Rory share their unexpected pregnancy journey, hilarious mishaps, and personal insights into the realities of expecting. From medical adventures to emotional moments, they offer a lighthearted look at a life-changing experience.
Chapters
00:00 Introduction to Lousy Advice Podcast
01:11 Pregnancy Announcement and Initial Reactions
04:27 Navigating Pregnancy Realities
06:17 Shopping for Baby Essentials
11:10 The Impact of Pregnancy on Relationships
15:08 The Humour in Pregnancy Challenges
19:52 Emotional Moments During Pregnancy
23:11 Navigating New Experiences in Cooking and Pregnancy
25:09 Emotional Challenges During Pregnancy
30:30 Coping with Pregnancy Changes and Aversions
31:55 Unexpected Surprises of Pregnancy
39:10 The Reality of Pregnancy and Preparing for Parenthood
42:21 Reflections on Pregnancy and Humour in Parenting
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47 min
May 22 F*** Up Fridays: new weekly bonus episode oi oi!
Join Holly and Rory in this bonus episode of Lousy Advice as they share their funniest and most relatable mishaps from the week. From mistaken identity at school to accidentally printing 800 pages of unnecessary document, they turn moments of embarrassment into comedy gold. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh at life's little slip-ups.

Timestamps:00:00 - Welcome and overview of Fudge Up Fridays
00:30 - Holly’s mix-up with Wilfred Owen and Owen Wilson
01:00 - Printing 800 pages of unnecessary work, environmental impact
02:00 - Holly’s public bush pee scare and ensuing panic
03:00 - Leaving clothes in the car and testing what gets stolen
04:00 - The hilarious accidental message to HR about the first meeting of the week
05:00 - Holly’s mishap during a work call, not on mute
06:00 - Embarrassing gym farting at peak time
07:00 - Holly’s dengue fever diagnosis and health blunders
08:00 - The confusion of left vs. right, and thinking in compass directions
09:00 - Attempting to rescue a hedgehog mistaken for a hanging basket
10:00 - Holly’s crazy week: extra printing, forgetting things, health drama
11:00 - The irony of Holly’s failed attempts at environmental conservation via work mistakes
12:00 - The humorous side of relationship comfort and long-term bonds
13:00 - The chaos of technology accidents like wrong email attachments and accidental TV calls
14:00 - Holly’s art of bin-dumping 800 pages or turning them into a play script
15:00 - Summary and playful banter about the week’s funniest moments

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27 min
May 19 The Podcast IS BACK! Sleeping Through Arguments, Ban Whatsapp & Vajazzles Are Back?
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TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@holymorridge
Rory’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@roryrory444*
(00:00) - Welcome back to season two and the reality of a low-budget podcast
(02:14) - Rory's new shirt and the ongoing wardrobe struggle
(05:50) - Holly’s difficulty relaxing and her scheduled approach to fun
(08:15) - The unconventional advice: sleeping through arguments
(09:35) - The bizarre world of jazzing and vajazzling fantasies
(12:00) - Holly's startup ideas and the failed clothing line
(13:21) - The chaotic mug business and the idea of collectibles
(17:45) - Holly’s blonde transformation and the societal perks of blondness
(22:10) - The humorous trouble with ASOS bans and the quest for body measurements
(25:20) - The age-old evangelism for student discounts versus adult discounts
(27:45) - Rory’s chill attitude versus Holly’s constant stress
(29:45) - The humorous critique of WhatsApp communication and alternative methods
(36:02) - The playful mockery of character traits: Holly’s psycho WhatsApp points
(40:01) - The nostalgic idea of a landline and simplified communication
(44:02) - A playful look at Rory’s potential podcast topics and interests
(48:48) - The daunting wedding plans and the reality of modern celebrations
(50:51) - The humorous "least" goals: changing surnames, avoiding prenups, and more
(55:15) - The awkwardness of small talk at engagement events
(57:16) - Rory’s fashion and style aspirations
(58:00) - The importance of not setting unrealistic goals and embracing imperfection
(58:34) - Final piece of lousy advice: bring back the Vajazzle and simplify communication

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1 hr 2 min
December 17, 2025 Why we should cancel new year's eve, trying to remember my friends exist and moving back in with my parents
It’s the last visit to Lousy Digest HQ of 2025 and this season finale is packed full of questionable advice.

CEO/Editor Holly tells us why people who read books are smug. Do they even read them or are they pretending?? Kingtern Rory is on his best behaviour this week after some online heat, so does a lot of agreeing with his boss.

There’s all the Lousy New Year’s advice you could ever need, a demand for a dating app for friends and Rory finally says something nice about Holly when we hear what has been learned from Season 1.

Bye Babe xx
Produced by: The Sheriff

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1 hr 11 min
December 10, 2025 Navigating the festive period, why we won't return to a nude beach and I think my friends hate me???
In case you haven't noticed, it's nearly Christmas. So CEO/Editor Holly and Kingtern Rory are wrapping this week's podcast in Lousy Advice about all things festive.

You'll find out why they have never spent Christmas together, and it's not because either of them are embarrassed about their inappropriate office romance.

There's also virtual knicker twisting, some hilarious fxck up fridays and a lot of potato.

Bye Babe xx
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1 hr 3 min
December 03, 2025 Things I WISH I'd asked before moving in together & why we've sacked off date nights
If you thought CEO/Editor Holly and Kingtern Rory’s workplace relationship was a bit questionable, we’ve got some news for you… they’re living together!
But how did it come about? What mistakes did they make? Who has the nicer poo toilet?! All these lousy questions and many more are answered on this week’s podcast which is all about moving in together.
We’re talking choosing the house, dishing out chores, splitting the bills, buying awful sofas and keeping the relationship fresh with shared hobbies and mismatched Padel scores.
Sadly there are absolutely no pets and still no knickers getting drilled.
Bye Babe xx
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1 hr 3 min
November 26, 2025 How to win BIG on dating apps & Rory's hinge profile EXPOSED
We’re swiping right on this week’s pod and giving you some incredibly Lousy Advice about dating apps. From cutting your fit friends out of your photos to when to reply to not look too desperate, we’ve got you covered.

But if like CEO/Editor Holly and Kingtern Rory, you’ve already found the one/settled/compromised then don’t worry because it’s not all dating chat. There’s the usual casual laundry chat, twisted knickers and fxck up fridays PLUS we find out what a pickle Nigel got in on the Center Parcs rapids.
Don’t take our word for it though!
Bye Babe xx
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1 hr 5 min
November 19, 2025 Why my lying era had to come to an end, a mysterious poo on a pencil case & rory's *most* grim habit
The road to breaking even has taken CEO Holly and Kingtern Rory all the way to Las Vegas where they’re looking to gamble their way to paying for the podcast, one dollar at a time. But are the bright lights an overstimulating nightmare?

Fxck up Friday is back again with no pencil case safe from getting shat on, Holly’s lying era makes a triumphant return and Rory nearly starts another pandemic with a particularly dirty fleece.

If that all sounds a bit chaotic… that’s Vegas baby!!!!!

Bye Babe xx
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55 min