Lousy Advice

Lousy Advice

By Holly MorrisComedy
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Lousy Advice episodes

  • how to deal with a crying girlfriend, realising we're not even slightly compatible and why rory's getting cancelled

    Wakey wakey, turn off your snooze and jump out of bed because this week we are lousily digesting morning routines!


    Well that was the aim but before we got there we found out what’s swinging in and out of Rory the intern’s pants these days and what exactly is getting the editorial team’s naughty knickers in a right old twist. 


    Editor Holly saves the pain of boyfriends, girlfriends and partners all over the world by revealing what you should really do when your girlfriend is crying. 


    We also find out why Holly and Rory are doomed to fail… is this the end of the Lousy Digest?!!!! 


    Bye babe xxx


    Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@holymorridge⁠


    Read The Lousy Digest on Substack: ⁠https://holymorridge.substack.com/⁠


    Lousy Advice socials


    Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/thatslousyadvice/⁠


    TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@thatslousyadvice⁠


    Holly’s socials


    Instagram: h⁠ttps://www.instagram.com/hollymorrisss/⁠


    TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@holymorridge⁠


    Produced by: The Sheriff

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    47 min
  • how to survive another hen-do group chat, the *worst* thing about weddings & Holly gets caught flirting in 4K

    Start saving your pennies because this week’s Lousy Advice is all about weddings. 


    Editor Holly takes intern/fiancé Rory on a rollercoaster ride of opinions this week as she dives veil first into wedding chat. We find out why they’re not married yet and it has nothing to do with Lousy Digest HR regulations. 


    Ever wondered what to do if you have too many friends? Or have you debated whether to throw hen caution to the stag wind and have a Sten? Then you’ve come to the worst possible place for advice on it.


    Leave the kids at home and get your naughty mega knickers in a right old twist! (That only makes sense if you listen to the podcast, so press play now and like/follow/comment etc blah blah blah)


    Bye babe xxx


    Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@holymorridge⁠


    Read The Lousy Digest on Substack: ⁠https://holymorridge.substack.com/⁠


    Lousy Advice socials


    Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/thatslousyadvice/⁠


    TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@thatslousyadvice⁠


    Holly’s socials


    Instagram: h⁠ttps://www.instagram.com/hollymorrisss/⁠


    TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@holymorridge⁠


    Produced by: The Sheriff

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    45 min
  • how to stop crying over a boy that doesn't care if you live or die

    Despite being the boss of a thriving magazine such as the Lousy Digest, success in print hasn’t always translated into victories in Editor Holly’s love life. 


    She dated the whole of Clapham before (don’t tell HR) finding Intern Rory and learned a lot along the way. 


    Take notes because in this episode you’re gonna learn why the usual dating advice is nonsense and find out how to spot when you’re being played. 


    Oh and Holly’s dad also joins to nearly get us cancelled after two episodes…


    Bye babe xxx


    Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@holymorridge


    Read The Lousy Digest on Substack: https://holymorridge.substack.com/


    Lousy Advice socials


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thatslousyadvice/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thatslousyadvice


    Holly’s socials


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hollymorrisss/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@holymorridge


    Produced by: The Sheriff

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    38 min
  • bonus: the roast of holly’s cv

    Untwist your knickers and fill your ears with this Lousy Bonus Episode! Editor Holly has had so many jobs (8 in 2 years) that her CV gets its own episode.


    Intern Rory has been granted the chance to interrogate his boss about why she charged her parents to enter her bedroom, how she worked as a Barista without knowing what a cappuccino was and what life was like as a Red Bull girl hunting for snogs.


    This podcast description is actually longer than some of Holly’s employment stints. 


    Bye Babe xx


    Produced by: The Sheriff


    Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@holymorridge


    The Lousy Digest on Substack: https://holymorridge.substack.com/


    Lousy Advice socials


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thatslousyadvice/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thatslousyadvice


    Holly’s socials


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hollymorrisss/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@holymorridge

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    17 min
  • how to put zero effort in at work & what gets our knickers in a right twist

    It’s finally here!!! Welcome to the first episode of Lousy Advice, coming to you from Lousy Digest HQ. We’re kicking things off with all the Lousy Advice about work.


    If you want to receive employment advice from somebody who has left 8 jobs in 2 years, you’ve come to the right place. Editor Holly is gonna tell you how to succeed by putting in less effort and Intern Rory will set you on the road to earning £100k a month.


    Watch out for the naughty knickers!


    Bye Babe xx


    Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@holymorridge


    Read The Lousy Digest on Substack: https://holymorridge.substack.com/


    Lousy Advice socials


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thatslousyadvice/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thatslousyadvice


    Holly’s socials


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hollymorrisss/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@holymorridge


    Produced by: The Sheriff

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    37 min
  • INTRODUCING Lousy Advice with Holly Morris. Coming Soon!

    Introducing Holly Morris, a Z-list influencer, part time zumba-er AND QUEEN of lousy advice.

    Like all of us, she's spent her twenties & early thirties being bombarded with lousy advice in all forms, from 30 second TikToks of self-appointed life coaches about how breathwork cured their athletes foot, friends-of-friends in the pub that SWEAR their sister's cousin's big toe managed to get their ex back through reiki, magazine's that have told her if she just got her calves to be 2cm smaller she'd definitely end up getting inundated with roses on Hinge.

    So assisted by her tiny intern Rory, Holly will be coming live from Lousy Digest HQ. A magazine that discusses the things that really don't matter, and makes a bit of a meal of it.

    If you're looking for pearls of wisdom or have some unusual/ interesting/ down right awful advice of your own, let us know at [email protected]

    Thanks for listening and PLEASE don't forget to follow us so you never miss an episode! (And so I can move Rory to a paid intern role)

    Bye babe xx


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    4 min

About Lousy Advice

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Introducing Holly Morris, a Z-list influencer, part time zumba-er AND QUEEN of lousy advice.

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