Mick in The Morning with Roo, Titus and Rosie

1) Mick and Jane had a photoshoot today
2) The Drunk Chair is back at Flemington
3) One Nation scandal!
4) single women are happier than single men
5) blokes don't change their undies often enough
6) Isa Gua
7) Big Mal
8) Lawrence Mooney
9) Jane saw an interesting ad in Vegas
10) more Hollywood sexual harrassment scandals
11) cya tomorrow! 

1) Jane gets involved in a workplace tradition
2) Mick plays with OK Google
3) Louis CK in hot water
4) when have you been busted?
5) Stevie Johnson
6) British India
7) Jane's Showbiz Report
8) Mick wants to give the Kennedy Oaks a shoutout
9) Hero and Zero of the Week
10) Goodbye!
9) 

1) It's Ladies Day at Flemington - don't punch a horse!
2) Radio Today's list of the Top 30 Most Powerful People On Australian Radio
3) we need a name for Jane's horse
4) Mick using our 19 year old producer to put bets on at the TAB for him
5) The Pope falls asleep during Mass
6) Wil Anderson
7) Stand Up For Heroes
8) is Jacqui Lambie a dual citizen?
9) Mick's bets - results

1) we're back! Mick and Jane's Derby Day stories
2) Spending yesterday at Flemington
3) Paris Jackson underwhelmed at the Melbourne Cup
4) Dominic Clemente - the man who won $1m thanks to Rekindled
5) New Idea thinks they've found Olivia Newton John's husband
6) Dave O'Neil
7) Twitter gives everyone more characters, Sia posts a nude pic
8) Emma Freedman
9) Jane's racehorse needs a name

1) Jane's getting race ready for Derby Day
2) Mick might not make it to Derby Day
3) Hollywood has been making jokes about Kevin Spacey for ages
4) A Japan business is giving no-smokers six days extra annual leave
5) have you taken time off for a sick/dead pet?
6) Ed Kavalee
7) what's the worst suburb you'd live in if they gave you $2000
8) Jimmy and Jane Barnes
9) Hero And Zero Of The Week

1) Jane is still not happy about her omissions 
2) tourists won't be allowed to climb Uluru from 2019
3) cruise ship disasters
4) John Oliver reminds us all about Meatloaf
5) a new app searches your photos by body part
6) comedian Ronny Chieng
7) Showbiz Report
8) new additions to the Collins Dictionary

1) Halloween at Jane's house
2) Apple's IOS 11 update - what does this mean for Mick?
3) The Maxim Hot 100 - where's Jane?
4) Kim Jong Un went shopping with his wife
5) VCE today - one school has brough in a labrador to ease stress
6) Nic Cester
7) have you ever seen anybody ride an O Bike?
8) Irish scammers
9) goodbye!

1) Halloween
2) the AFL 2018 draw has been released
3) Jane hosted Have You Been Paying Attention last night
4) have you got a beef with your council?
5) Jane reviews two brand new TV shows
6) The Chaser's Andrew Hansen
7) what's your perfect hamburger?
8) The Weeknd and Selena Gomez have split up

1) Jane's getaway weekend
2) Bachelorette update - Jane hosting HYBPA with Sophie Monk tonight
3) I Call Bullshit
4) Strippers in NYC are going on strike
5) Mick's twins had a Halloween Party
6) Bruce McAvaney
7) Going the Blub
8) Mummy Shaming
9) news whip-around
10) goodbye!

1) Barnaby Joyce is ineligible
2) Jane reviews The Bachelorette finale
3) relationship dealbreakers
4) Winx Co-owner Debbie Kepitis
5) Sophie Monk and her new beau Stu
6) the hotel minibar is on the way out
7) Killing Heidi's Ella Hooper
8) The Hero and Zero of the week
9) Instagram fakery is getting more devious
10) and that's a week!