Finally, it's time to talk about our current favorite Rs: rats, rain clogs, and romance!

Our rain-clog conversation has reached new heights! As in: We have a Calzuro review for you.

Holiday shopping season is starting early because the Staten Island Pizza Rat hats are back in stock.

Now onto romance! For an IRL one, try Julia Allison and Noah Feldman. Fictional romances we love include You, Again by Kate Goldbeck (bonus read: this Vulture story about fanfics-turned-bestsellers by Elizabeth Held), The Art of Scandal by Regina Black, Tessa Bailey's books including It Happened One Summer, Hook, Line, and Sinker, Fix Her Up, and Chase Me, and Before I Let Go by Kennedy Ryan. Re: sports romances, see Icebreaker by Hannah Grace, The Deal by Elle Kennedy, Kennedy Ryan in general, and this GQ interview with Phillies player Bryce Harper. Also! Let's talk about Danielle Steel's desk—Samantha Leach did a good profile of the icon for Glamour—and Rachel Antonoff's fall fashion campaign (completely unrelated but we love her email roundups to her vet).

Share the romances you're into with us at 833-632-5463, [email protected], @athingortwohq, or our Geneva!

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