We’re back with a fresh ep and a tortilla slip-up you won’t forget. A fitness influencer’s recipe video has gone viral for all the wrong reasons thanks to his… creative pronunciation of the word “tortilla.” In Mailbag, we listened to a listener’s heartfelt poem—and then do a full 180 when someone sends us a clip of Meghan Markle complaining about her busy life (cue eye-roll). Joel shares a story about trying to do a good deed for a fan—only to be accused of being a scam bot.

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We dive into your DMs in today’s Mailbag, and one listener sent through a clip of Meghan Markle having a whinge about how busy she is… and let’s just say, the room was not sympathetic. Between private jets and royal drama, it might be time for Megs to read the room.

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Gwyneth Paltrow defends her infamous $120 candle with a very Goop-y mic drop. Meanwhile, Harry Styles proves he’s the most charming man alive—snapping a photo of a couple in Rome and sliding into their DMs to send it personally (just “H,” casual). And Ed Sheeran may have accidentally spilled the beans on Benny Blanco and Selena Gomez’s secret wedding plans during a lie detector test.

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We’re back for International Boys Day, and the chaos is very on brand. First up, a mum goes viral for making her son do 100 Dru Hill jumps as punishment—yes, actual dance punishment. Trump dropped into Qatar and made some weirdly passionate comments about marble and camels (as you do). In London, we got emotional over Margaret, who visits the Tube daily just to hear her late husband's voice on the "Mind the Gap" announcement. And finally, we unpack the wild story of a woman who was fired for being “too hot”—and yes, the Supreme Court backed it.

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Billie Eilish had to clarify that she wasn’t even at the Met Gala—despite AI-generated photos making the rounds. Meanwhile, Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter takeover continues with seatbelt safety signs popping up in Chicago ahead of her shows. The Kid LAROI is living his best spa life, spotted getting a pedi in a robe on a beach daybed. And Kesha gives her honest verdict on her breakout hit TikTok. Spoiler: it’s not exactly glowing.

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Claudia Karvan joined the show and had us all starstruck—especially Tim, who went full fanboy. She opened up about her wild Splendour in the Grass memories (yes, she was in the Nirvana mosh pit), being hoisted into the sky by a hot air balloon (kind of), and the deep family revelations she uncovered on Who Do You Think You Are?. From orphans to balloonists and suffragettes, her ancestors seriously delivered. Oh, and she absolutely crushed Quick Draw… even if she called us out for being demons.

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First up, we unpack the 89 baby names banned in Australia—yes, some parents really tried to name their kid “Nutella.” Then a Tim Mathwell blows our minds with a viral shoe-size maths trick that somehow knows your age. Science also tells us that alcohol officially starts wrecking your body at 36, which feels like a personal attack. Plus, a woman named Sativa wants a rebrand after her weed-inspired name stops her from getting jobs. And Aussie icon Claudia Karvan joins us live to play Quick Draw! Let’s gooo.

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Tim's found the most hectic maths trick taking over the internet that claims to guess your age using nothing but your shoe size and the year you were born. Sounds like witchcraft, but we tried it—and it actually works.

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We stumbled across a wild list of names you’re not allowed to give your baby in Australia—and let’s just say, some parents have seriously tried it. From royal titles to swear words, brand names to fictional wizards, we unpack the most banned (and most bonkers) baby names doing the rounds. Warning: this ep may cause baby name regret.

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We’re back with another round of nonsense, and yes—Saudi Arabia literally rolled out a two-storey mobile Macca’s for Donald Trump. Only the best for the man with a $660 billion announcement! We also played a new game called Name Em, and let’s just say... it’s a terrible idea for a podcast. Glossys had us gagging over Kim K’s $10 million courtroom look and Demi Moore’s behind-the-scenes bikini demands. Plus, we give the Wednesday Wheel a whirl and dive into Spelling Bee!

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