Ricki-Lee & Tim

Happy Tuesday betchesssss! We kick it off today checking out the renovations done to the classic Home Alone mansion. They've absolutely sucked the soul out of it!

Then we explore some of the best performances of all time... and we say that with just a slight hint of sarcasm here...

Plus, what do you call people that you hate? Are you calling them vanilla baby? Although Joel feels like he's a bit more of a boysenberry and Blackers definitely agrees with that one.

Rounding it all out with some absolutely thought provoking motivational quotes from our very own Ricki-Lee!

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It’s a gaelicious episode full of surprises, betches! We kicked off with some passionate yooooooou! moments as Matthew McConaughey declared his undying love… for ketchup. Yep, the man is gael-stumped for the red stuff.

Then, we dove into Japan’s latest foodie madness: drinkable mayo! Would yooooooou try it? The team’s reactions were everything.

The Moana 2 vs. Wicked bet is heating up, with opening weekend stats showing yooooooou might be seeing Joel in a Moana costume very soon. But can Tim handle the possibility of going full green Elphaba? Stay tuned.

In the Glossys, the rumor mill’s spinning: are Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow rekindling things? Meanwhile, Joel’s gaelic giggles were unstoppable after realizing the first three days of 2025 spell WTF—a sign from the universe? Maybe!

Ricki gave us her biggest yooooooou! moment yet when she discovered her belly button is officially gone post-surgery, leaving Rich thoroughly baffled. And did yooooooou know Domino’s biggest day of sales was during the OJ car chase? Wild.

This episode is a whirlwind of laughter, bets, and belly-button epiphanies. Tune in and find yooooooour new favorite moment!

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Ricki-Lee had a massive freak-out last night when she discovered something shocking—she no longer has a belly button! While watching Elf in bed, she finally noticed, 8 months post-surgery, that her button is now just a hole. Naturally, her hubby Rich thought she was losing it. 

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Japan has done it again—pushing the boundaries of taste and, well, sanity. Introducing Nomu Mayo, aka drinkable mayonnaise. Yep, it's a real thing, and it’s been hyped as the dream product for mayo enthusiasts everywhere. This chilled beverage captures the "rich and sour" essence of the beloved condiment, but here’s the twist: it’s dividing opinions faster than pineapple on pizza.

One brave taster admitted, “If you sip it alongside mayo-friendly food, it’s alright... but as a standalone drink? Hard pass.” Honestly, mayo in a bottle for sipping sounds like something we’d dare each other to try on air—right, betch? 😏

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Happy Jacuzzi Friday! We’re serving up another wild ride today...

• Ricki and Joel are clearly meant to live in South Korea. We found out about a man who binge-ate to avoid military service, and let's just say, the dedication was truly... inspirational. 🍔
• Spotted in economy! Ricki saw Kochie, Tim’s claiming Julia Gillard, and a caller casually rubbed elbows with Jess Mauboy. Celebrities—they’re just like us! 🛫
• It’s New Music Friday, so we’re dropping the freshest hits to kickstart your weekend. 🎶
• Joel’s mate Myf Warhurst dialed in from the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade in NYC! Kylie Minogue slayed the stage, and yes, Bluey made a massive appearance—literally. 🇺🇸🦘
• Glossys had us buzzing: Beyoncé’s actual publicist just followed us on Insta. Yep, we’ve made it, folks.
• And, in aquatic news, Orcas are bringing back the salmon hat. That’s right, this underwater fashion trend is making waves again thanks to Blackberry the Orca. 🐟🎩

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Move over Paris Fashion Week, because Orcas are bringing back the ultimate underwater accessory! Back in the ‘80s, marine biologists discovered a female Orca rocking a salmon hat, sparking a pod-wide fashion frenzy. The trend quickly fizzled out, but last month, a stylish Orca named Blackberry revived the look in Washington’s South Puget Sound. Is this the beginning of a full-blown aquatic fashion renaissance? Grab your snorkels and tune in as we dive deep into this fishy comeback!

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We’re diving into the wild tale of a South Korean man who tried to literally eat his way out of military service. Doubling down on food and guzzling water like it was a competitive sport, he gained enough weight to dodge combat duty. His plan? Genius or just greedy? We’re not sure if Ricki and Joel would be military-ready, but they’d definitely crush the all-you-can-eat buffet challenge if they lived in South Korea. 

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It’s Aus Music T-Shirt Day, and we’re celebrating Aussie tunes in style! We also rank the finest public toilets across the country—because you bet Aussies have opinions on that.

Meanwhile, a nail salon completely ignored a robber, and it’s the laugh we all needed. Tim has an update on Moana 2—will it top Wicked? And we spill on which rockstar fell head over heels for Cher after just one date.

Plus, Taylor Swift’s high school drama gets another layer of petty, and Aussie comedian Lehmo joins us to smash out Quick Draw.

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We got talking about the Poop Map app—yes, you can geotag your bowel movements and share the quality of your... work. Naturally, this led to us hunting for Australia’s best public toilets. From high-end hotel loos to the hilariously named “Loo With A View,” we’ve officially crowned the winners. Who knew ranking toilets could be this competitive? 

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It turns out high school grudges die hard—even if you're Taylor Swift! TikTok creator Jessica McLane has gone viral claiming she went to the same high school as Taylor and spilled the tea that most people didn’t like her back then. Fast forward three years, and Taylor invited her entire senior class to the CMA Awards, leaving everyone scratching their heads at the time. It wasn’t until 2022 that Jessica pieced it all together and called Taylor “a petty bitch” for the move. Honestly, we’re here for Taylor's long-game revenge era—high school beef hits different!

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