Ricki‑Lee & Tim

Today we got into the global verdict on sexy accents and found out the Kiwis have somehow out-sizzled the rest of us, but hey we still cracked the top five so we’ll take it. George Clooney then floated in like a calm little zen cloud, explaining why he and Amal haven’t had a fight in a decade which made the rest of us feel deeply chaotic. Miranda Kerr popped up in Glossy’s living her best weather-girl fantasy and dropping a very enthusiastic Aussie Aussie Aussie that nearly shook the studio. And to top it off, The Wiggles stormed into Quick Draw and turned it into the most colourful showdown you’ve ever heard.

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Two Wiggles rolled into the studio and suddenly we were all six years old again, but with more panic sweat. Simon and Tsehay jumped straight into Quick Draw like it was the Big Red Car Grand Prix and absolutely sent the room feral. There was Vegemite chat and a Nutbush moment that still lives in my head rent free. The game went right down to the wire too, with an ending that might just make the Tree of Wisdom sprout an extra branch. If you thought Wiggles shows got wild, you should see them in a trivia fight.

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Word on the street is Gaga has set up a full Aussie base camp while she hops between cities for her tour. She’s been spotted at fancy Sydney restaurants, quietly nesting like she’s moving in for the summer. Even though her first show is in Melbourne, she’s apparently chuffing back to her Sydney safe zone every chance she gets. It’s giving diva efficiency, it’s giving covert glamour, it’s giving “Australia is my Airbnb now.”

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Spotify Wrapped dropped and it sent our studio into full identity crisis mode. One of us found out we apparently have the listening habits of a teenager while another somehow clocked retirement age without knowing it. Sleep playlists, kids hijacking accounts and some truly rogue song choices all came out to play. We even had to face the brutal truth about which of us did not make it into our own top podcasts. If you think your Wrapped was embarrassing, wait till you hear ours.

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We're kicking things off with Cody’s epic snowman revenge in Kentucky... he built it on a fire hydrant to stop car-crashers, and it worked brilliantly. Kylie Kelce spills on the tunes that get tigers in the mood (yes, really), while John Legend clears up how he legally became Legend without touching the porn industry. Kim Kardashian is dropping her “Ten Kimmandments” MasterClass, and Hugh Jackman & Kate Hudson gave a surprise Neil Diamond tribute performance in NYC. We also marvel at a paralysed man using a brain implant to finally order a beer, and chuckle at the raccoon in Virginia that went on a full-on booze bender.

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A raccoon broke into a liquor store in Virginia and went on a rampage, drinking bottles of scotch and whisky from the bottom shelves.

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We kicked things off by trying to answer the very serious question of what food we'd eat every day for a whole year if someone slapped five million bucks on the table. We each picked our comfort classics, from Big Macs to prawn toast to butter chicken that no one is ashamed of anymore. The callers absolutely delivered, including Sue who has been smashing lamb shank and veg soup for four years straight like it is her religion.

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We kicked things off with a chef turning raw mince into a giant Labubu meatloaf that somehow made it from the oven to her mouth. A two year old stole the spotlight at the UK Snooker Championships with a mock walk out that was cuter than anything on TV. The ShamWow guy popped up again, this time running for Congress and railing against wokeism like it’s still 2009. The Glossy’s delivered everything from Will and Kate bonding over icy dips to Simon Cowell apologising for being a bit of a punish back in his Idol days plus Charlie Puth standing up to a Whitney stan and Lorde backing the wildest White Lotus storyline. Countess Luann then dialled in with tales of tequila soaked bush dives, cabaret glamour and her dream of an OG Housewives reunion on Below Deck. And we wrapped with the world’s biggest Viking poo sitting proudly in a museum because why wouldn’t it.

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The ‘ShamWow guy’, Offer Vince Shlomi, who graced people’s screens for years with his famous infomercials is running for Congress... and vows to end wokeism.

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Countess Luann steps in like pure cabaret royalty and instantly delivers stories that remind you why she’s an all time Housewives icon. She teases her first ever Australian tour, promises a full glam cabaret packed with her greatest hits and even reveals the real tales behind songs like Money and Chic. She shares her soft bush tequila mishap in Mexico, her dream of an OG New York reunion on Below Deck and why Giovanni will absolutely be making the trip to Bondi. It’s Luann in full fabulous flight.

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