The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan talking about filming her new comedy special before Rachel and Sarah guessed her baby size. They move onto the NBA playoffs where Jayson Tatum suffered a devastating injury, why Megan hates the Knicks and the Dallas Mavericks somehow won the Draft lottery! The trio transitions to football where they fear Bill Belichick is in jeopardy of losing his job at North Carolina before Week 1 and that there may be a Sports Bitches group trip to Germany for Falcons vs Colts. The show rounds out with jokes about Antonio Brown's latest Tweets and the new Pope being from Chicago.

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The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with another week of guessing Megan's baby size. The trio jokes about Sean Avery's 'sexy' hockey book and why Rachel is looking to play hockey again for the first time since she was 16. They move onto the NBA playoffs where we've only gotten crazy upsets so far in the 2nd round with the Pacers and Knicks both winning. After recapping some Met Gala outfits, they give props to Gregg Popovich who moves from San Antonio Spurs head coach to Team President. The show rounds out with a criticism of the Baltimore Ravens statement after releasing troubled kicker Justin Tucker and Rachel's idea of a movie funded by Scientology!

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The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with another week of guessing Megan's baby size. The trio recaps the 2025 NFL Draft including why Shedeur Sanders slid to the 5th round, Jeff Ulbrich's son pranking Shedeur Sanders and where they would all sit if they were being drafted. They transition to the NBA playoffs where Megan recaps the first round series including the season ending injury for Damian Lillard. Rachel, Sarah and Megan all laugh over the very strange CBS interview with Bill Belichick and his girlfriend Jordon Hudson before criticizing Saquon Barkley for his social media reaction to backlash from golfing with President Trump. The show rounds out with a touching moment from Stephen Jackson and Reggie Miller talking about Miller's final season. 

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The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with the trio talking about the death of Pope Francis and guessing Megan's baby size. They move onto Shohei Ohtani announcing the birth of his first child and criticizing Dallas Mavericks GM Nico Harrison. Sticking with basketball, they recap the first few games of the NBA playoffs including why Kawhi Leonard finally smiled! The show rounds out with their NFL Draft thoughts including what Sarah's Falcons and Megan's Colts need in this draft.

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The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with the trio recapping the WNBA Draft where we saw Paige Bueckers go 1st overall to the Dallas Wings. Sticking with the WNBA, they give praise to the league after Sedona Prince went undrafted due to her controversial past. With Rory McIlroy completing the PGA Grand Slam after finally winning The Masters they react to his up and down weekend at Augusta and give some insight to his now called off divorce. After joking about the handful of female celebrities that went into space they round out the show with Megan's NBA play-in preview and share the latest on Bill Belichick's girlfriend making waves at UNC.

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The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan and Sarah poking fun at Rachel for not filling out a bracket before getting into the UConn Women's Basketball team winning the national championship over South Carolina. The trio moves onto the shocking news of the Denver Nuggets firing head coach Michael Malone despite winning a championship only 2 seasons ago. They stick with the NBA and react to Ja Morant being fined again by the league for yet another gun gesture during a celebration. Megan talks about her favorite team, the Los Angeles Dodgers, visiting the White House and the group gives their take on the season finale of White Lotus. The show rounds out with a Sports Bitch of the Week nominee and guessing Megan's current baby size!

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The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with the Rachel and Sarah laughing at Megan's comments to a heckler during a recent comedy show. The trio transitions to some recent sports news including Juju Watkins relationship with Jayden Daniels and her unfortunate ACL injury, Bill Belichick's girlfriend demanding to be CC'd on every email sent to him, Scottie Scheffler's Masters Dinner menu and Mookie Betts' health scare. The show rounds out with Megan updating us on her Indiana Pacers and the national anthem done bongos style at an Anaheim Ducks vs Nashville Predators game. 

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The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with an update on Tracy Morgan who vomited court side at the New York Knicks game before laughing about a story from Rachel involving stray teeth on the ground. Next, both Sarah and Megan tell stories dealing with rodents in inconvenient places. They move onto sports where Sarah and Megan had their sons fill out NCAA brackets and the trio gives a preview of what to expect in both the men's and women's tournament. After the NCAA Tourney discussion, they dive into the NFL where they talk about Cam Heyward not warming up to the idea of Aaron Rodgers in Pittsburgh, quarterback contracts lately and the WAGs of the San Francisco 49ers. The show rounds out with Sarah updating us on the MLB games going on at the Tokyo Dome. 

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The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan and Rachel discussing their travel this past week and joke about what isn't cleaned inside hotel rooms. Next, they move onto the crazy NFL Free Agency frenzy where they discuss Myles Garrett sticking with the Cleveland Browns, Sam Darnold signing with the Seattle Seahawks, Daniel Jones signing with the Colts and guessing where Aaron Rodgers will wind up. Then, they pitch an idea to implement better day care for professional sports teams, including how Taylor Swift can help out the Kansas City Chiefs and round out the show with some MLB news.

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The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan sharing a bit about her Palm Springs trip and Sarah's "poop phone" story after a night performing at the Comedy Store. They transition to sports where Bill Belichick's UNC Tar Heels will be on the next edition of Hard Knocks after NFL teams declined. With the NFL Combine wrapping up they go over some headlines that came from Indy including Jalen Milroe's hand size, Shadeur Sanders potentially sliding in the Draft and what will the Browns do with their top pick? In the basketball world, everyone is excited Toronto gets a new WNBA team but bummed out that Kyrie Irving tore his ACL. The show rounds out with an interesting tidbit from Sarah about the Blue Man Group! 

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