A ball to the face or ants for friends? The Stall It listeners continue to ask the big, big questions and give us a lot to chew over.

We get a question that offers all good options and the chance to double our time in life, or gorge ourselves on greasy foods with zero consequences.

Darren takes time to come around to the concept of covert break ins around Joe’s house, but we eventually explore the most devious yet subtle tactics for driving each other insane with midnight break ins. Everything from swapping chihuahuas to unlocked doors and running taps, and even some cement toothpaste.

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Darren and Joe offer their sincere apologies to anyone affected by the poor time management that meant the episode was late this week, and if Darren’s DMs are anything to go by, there were lots of you impacted. Unsurprisingly, Joe gets a lot of blame.

They consider some iconic male beauty trends like spiky hair and frosted tips and Joe reveals his TV makeup mishap.

Darren turns down the chance at an Oscar over his fear of Joe’s scooter and there’s an argument about the definition of a couple.

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Darren has major boiler disasters and it’s led him to the world of cold showers, which has opened up a route to becoming a wellness influencer.

Joe treats us to some very dad accents and even worse reality TV, and speaking of reality TV, Joe can’t seem to get off First Dates Ireland.

In the latest update on Joe’s dinosaur, we receive a potentially lucrative offer to take it off his hands. – and he recounts some more adventures at Dublin port as the piss-takers emerge to mock his dinosaur conundrum.

There’s a strange segue into the crossover world of bucket bongs, insanity workouts and baths.

We hear about Darren getting a ferocious football in the face from Wes Brown, and we return to Darren’s obsession with football player cards.

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 Darren decides he could hunt a rabbit but not a bear, but he has no problem with mixing sardines and chickatees.

The great bus debate turns hot as Joe responds with vigour to the latest salvo from the bus drivers of Ireland.

One listener places before us a strange encounter with an extraterrestrial in a pub, and he has something to offer us. 

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Joe has received perhaps the strangest notification of his life - there's a giant dinosaur in a big wooden crate addressed to him waiting at Dublin Port. How did it get there? Why does he need to pay €350 to have it released? Would he get away with having in the front garden of his home in Coolock? We answer all of these questions.

A listener sets a challenge, which Darren and Joe gladly accept - to take Stall It into the world of late night call in radio. There are some strange disturbing results.

And Joe points out something to Darren that may very well ruin his wedding night.

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Joe came for the bus network, so the bus drivers have now come for Joe - and they have not shown up empty handed, as Joe finds himself on the end of a brutal fact checking. Of course, he refuses to back down.

One listener suspects he is living inside the Stall It version of The Truman Show, while Joe has a theory about Truman Show style goings on in our own world.

And we make the case for one of the greatly underrated dishes of our time.

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We conjure up a vision of a revamped extreme version Winning Streak with death defying leaps and potentially lethal box opening blended with sponsored car chases and overall a lot of risk of death.

Continuing the theme of competition, there’s a multi-disciplinary contest between podcast hots, ranging from crazy golf to bowling, with the risk of death (at the hands of a celebrity singer and an international banker) again looming large.

We also get an update Darren’s wedding menu and his fears over shedding tears at the altar.

And in a Stall it first, Joe makes the case for why Darren should eat some dog food, and he gives it a very hard sell.

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Your questions have us considering Darren’s thoughts on bringing back smoking in shopping centres, Joe making public transport free, living life with three legs (or arms), and the mystery of airport suitcase shops.

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We return to the chaotic world of Charlestown Athletic football club, as Darren Conway makes his return to the dugout for the long awaited sequel to the silliest story in world football.

Fleeing loan sharks and fame, our maverick manager has found a new lease of life delivering kebabs in four minutes, until one day a call comes in. Charlestown Athletic is in trouble and there’s only one man who can save them.

As Darren accepts the challenge to lead his club back to glory, and win the East Finglas Men’s Shed League, he sets about building a new team and reluctantly welcomes back to the fold an old partner from the glory years.

If you haven't heard it, the first part of our odyssey in the world of Charlestown Athletic is Ep 85: The Impossible Job.

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Chocolate sauce or ketchup on every meal for life, the chance and danger of bringing your dreams to life, a future of unfortunate nicknames for someone close to the pod.

There’s a challenge to eat as much ham as possible in 60 seconds, and the offer of an extra hour in the day to better yourself finds surprisingly little enthusiasm.

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