The Conways

What happens if your estranged father shows up on your wedding day? Or worse, what if an uninvited child appears and wants to be picked up? Darren confronts his self proclaimed 'daddy issues' this week, while Amy worries about her own baby, Frank, after two unexpected trips to the vet last week.

Darren has an exciting venture in mind to pay for the wedding - It may involve selling all of his possessions on adverts. And Amy's much more focused on a different website that's offering her a chance to win a new car, if only they could work out the odds.

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Darren is considering a hair transplant to ensure Amy doesn't lose interest in him, although she's already sick of talking about whether or not he should get it done. She's much more invested in topics like the amount of fabric conditioner in the bottles and whether someone set her up to be clamped.

And as today is Darren's birthday, they chat about some of the best - and worst - presents they've given each other through the years and read out some of the listeners answers too.

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After a car accident ruined their weekend and left Amy driving around in a car full of mouldy sandwiches, she's in absolutely no form to be dealing with Darren's antics. They may not be fighting but it's as close as they've gotten on the podcast so far after Darren dares to bite his nail in front of her. Maybe it's his upcoming birthday that has him acting out, or is it the excitement of a potential barbecue?

On top of all that drama, there's a ghost in their house knocking bleach over, stealing nail clippers and opening lanterns, and Darren has a good idea who it might be...

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The maid of honour, and Amy's sister, Ella makes an appearance for this week's episode, and takes Amy down memory lane of their childhood spent together running away from the 'rhythm' and sleeping among the cows.

Darren gets a pep talk from Amy and Ella to overcome his body consciousness about his birth mark and achieve his ultimate goal of wearing a grey t-shirt. In the company of the two girls, he reveals his sensitive side like his fear of what's under the turtle's shell and what if his wedding speech is too funny?

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Amy and Darren recall their limited experiences camping - Which for Amy meant in the back of a post van and for Darren meant in a garden in Finglas with a portable DVD player. Both vow to never return, despite Darren's deep appreciation for the inventor of camping.

As their big day draws closer, Amy's wedding anxieties are growing and asking the public about theirs hasn't made her feel better. Instead it's brought up questions like what happens if Darren's suit rips all the way from the back to the front bum? And what if someone stands up and objects?

They also answer your questions sent into [email protected] including one about a breakup that's going to make things awkward for the bridal party.

Amy's heartbroken and Darren's filled with FOMO after missing out on a Picture This gig. But they did make it out of the house to the wonders of big Tesco and beyond, they even bumped into Jazzy, drowning her in a pint of Guinness in the process.

Amy reminisces on life in Ballymun back in the good aul days and Darren wonders why his turtle won't play with him or the ping pong balls he puts in the tank.

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Have you heard about the wedding tradition involving sausages? In this week's episode Darren and Amy discuss various wild wedding traditions from around the world including the use of sausages and sticking cash to a dress.

Amy also educates Darren about what their Love Language is and they suffer a bit of a communication breakdown.

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One can't even put the sheets on the bed and the other gets a buzz from washing the windows - So how did Amy and Darren even end up living together? Or more accurately how have they managed it for this long?

Well, Darren's unusual collection of figures, arcade games and turtle tanks that take up all the space in the house are certainly not helping, but maybe his 4/10 cooking skills are. And while Amy loves a clean house, it came as a surprise to Darren given the state of her car.

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Ikea's great for your dinner - Have you heard? But not if you're like Darren and your hotdog falls onto a hair on the table.

Amy wonders how Darren hasn't gotten robbed on holiday's yet despite being such an obvious tourist and choosing to stay in the dodgiest part of London while away.

Darren reminisces on their trips to Tenerife where he had a brief aftershave obsession, and Amsterdam where they partook in some of the local customs leaving Amy feeling green.

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Have you gotten your save the date for the big day? After sending them out last week, Darren is embarrassed to be left on seen by the most important invitee of all - Ryan 'Heno' Hennessy from Picture This.

Amy and Darren rate the top TikTok wedding trends and put their own spin on them, including: an ice sculpture of Frank the dog and Darren's granddad, fire breathing painters, and an IV drip to cure a hangover.

And the two chat about their fitness journeys with Amy "on the juice" and Darren getting his steps in.