Kim cleans bird poo off Mrs Woog's window. Hashtag not a euphemism. It's our season finale and quite frankly, is all over the shop, which means it's basically the same as the previous eight episodes, so just get onboard for some end of year nonsense.

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Basically a podcast biohazard. Best not listened to in front of children, at work, out loud in public. Look, let it just be your little dirty secret. 

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"Quarter strength hogwash"? Pig's arse to that, Woogs and Berry talk all things farmyard*. (*Notreally.)  

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A dog's breakfast quite frankly. 

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We're fast and furious this episode with Kim getting Gilligan's Island and Rugby League confused while Mrs Woog embraces the downward dog to avoid her husband. 

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Mrs Woog is poorly, Mrs Berry is forgetful and riding off the back of a week of unprecendent inexplicable rage. There's tea, solving the world's woes, the realisation we can blame everything on oestrogen and a fair wodge of opinion. Oh and Kim's pathological hatred of bike sharing. 

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Kayte and Kim mix it up with a Saturday morning recording and don't they have opinions. For starters, what the hell is going on with eyebrows? 

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Kim will nude up for a forest romp but Kayte just couldn't be bothered. Unless there was schnitzel. Going off the grid and the lure of cheap champagne. 

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Our very first episode! Why women over 40 need to listen to two women over 40 discuss everything about life. 

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