If you're starved for a dose of our trademark randomness, WELCOME. There's so much to reflect on today, including Marissa Cooper, paleo puffs, Amazon avoidance, and something *vaguely mysterious* called buccal massage.

The linkage:

The O.C. has us thinking a lot about Seth Cohen and Judaism (see also: Tommy Pickles and Judaism)...and low-rise jeans.

A whole lotta healthy-ish cheese curls/balls are having a moment, including Lesser Evil Paleo Puffs "No Cheese" Cheesiness, Lesser Evil Egg White Curls in Huevos Rancheros, and Pipcorn Cheese Balls (in Broccoli Cheddar, too). Oh, and please do read this wonderful New York mag story about Grace Church School that has a LOLZ-y Pirate's Booty shout-out.

Other food things on our minds: Magic Spoon and Skyline Chili (which have probably never appeared side-by-side before).

For some Amazon long reads, check out The New Yorker piece by Charles Duhigg (author of The Power of Habit) and the NYT piece by Jodi Kantor (co-author of She Said).

To download Kindle books for free, it's all about the Libby app.

Jaw/buccal massage—we suspect it's going to trend. Noy Skincare in NYC does it, as does Take Care in NYC and LA.

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YAY.

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