Coming to you live from the couch! We have a batch of miscellaneous updates for you, from Julius and Tree Paine fanfic to food trends, cute and otherwise.

Cutie news! Hello Kitty + Miffy statues have shown up at 17 State St. in  NYC, and we’re excited to see these two powerhouses partner in this way. 

We are captivated by the very elaborate Fluffy Algodón Cotton Candy Art and floof cotton candy cakes. 

Also! Rebecca Jennings’s story on “pick me” foods for Vox is an incredibly interesting piece about how food trends change, and it brought some great memes to our attention. 

Speaking of meme accounts: We suggest taking a peek at Assistants vs. Agents on Instagram and their Hollywood Agent Awards specifically. 

What celeb content are you fanfic-ing? Let us know at 833-632-5463, [email protected], @athingortwohq, or in our Geneva.

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Happy Valentine’s Week! Let’s celebrate with a cat-neutering campaign, to-go Velvetta, Jibbitz vision boards. Oh, and Santa.

We’re super charmed by CUNY’s callout for couples who met on campus and want our alma mater to do the same. And: Please take note of River Kitty Cafe’s ‘Neuter Your Ex’ initiative. 

How do we these Vans in adult sizes? 

If you’re in NYC and looking for Galentine’s Day plans, come to our event about the bonkbuster on Feb. 13. Dream panelists!!

Back to the onions: Pauline Chalamet advocates for putting a cut one under your bed when you start to feel sick.

Live La Dolce Velveeta with Vel2Go, lol.

Fiber! See: Floura. 

Also, are we manifesting via Jibbitz now?

Friends, the fire-proof bag.

Do you know who Claire’s Secret Santa is? Let us know at 833-632-5463, [email protected], @athingortwohq, or in our Geneva.

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It’s time to treat ourselves to a good, old-fashioned catch-up. Ready for some updates on workouts, hair styling, hot dogs, and marriage?

Kayleen Schaefer’s Elle article “How 50 Pushups a Day Helped Me Cope In an Uncertain World.” 

Three hair recs: Ranavat Fortifying Hair Serum, the Dyson Airwrap, and Christophe Robin Temporary Color Gel.

Shoutout to PDT, the speakeasy behind Crif Dogs, and the Turkey and the Wolf Cookbook by Mason Hereford and JJ Goode. High-end fun?! 

Claire’s beloved Kikkerland back scratcher; Cam’s beloved Champagne poppers.

“62 Extremely Passionate Recommendations” ℅ Harling Ross’s Gumshoe Substack.

Looking for a little pick-me-up? Share what’s been cheering you up lately at 833-632-5463, [email protected], @athingortwohq, or in our Geneva.

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Ah, we can’t wait for you to get to hang with Upasna Barath! We chat *THINGIES* with the author and playwright—and also discuss her experience writing Comedic Timing, a modern bi-awakening with exceptional dialogue and the most charming friendships. It’s the next exceedingly delightful 831 Stories release, out tomorrow!

Upasna’s Thingies include incense in the mornings (Upstate Stock’s Albany Black Spruce, specifically), scented body oil over perfume (Nuxe FTW), a red lip with no makeup ( Violette Bisou Balm—and maybe she’ll try Ilia Lip Sketch Hydrating Crayon?), Italian hand gestures, a heating pad, meaningful apologies, and Opsin Archive ceramics. 

Also, onions are approaching A Moment in untraditional formats (as in, on feet?)? 

Keith Haring helps us define cutie eyes—shoutout to Radiant: The Life and Line of Keith Haring by Brad Gooch—and even if you can’t make it to Luna Luna, check out the original posters and merch.

What does a meaningful apology look like to you? Share at 833-632-5463, [email protected], @athingortwohq, or in our Geneva.

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In the throes of everything 2025 is throwing at us, we’re discussing how we approach wellness and the small things we do to take care of ourselves (at least a little bit!!!). Major thanks to OSEA for bringing us this episode—10% off your first order with the code ATHINGORTWO!

Can we start with some praise for OSEA’s Undaria Algae Body Butter? It absorbs quickly, it feels excellent, and it’s making Claire actually moisturize every day.

Claire is also exercising with Cam, opting for phone calls over Zooms, going on “do not disturb” more often, making lunchbox drawings, and watching TV on her phone while doing other things.

Erica’s getting an actual desk setup, eating a fulfilling lunch (shoutout to Chris Gayomali’s Heavies Substack about soup), revisiting her five-year journal, maintaining a saved sentence archive practice, and having high-end fun and heavy snacks. 

How are you taking extra care of yourself right now? Let us know at 833-632-5463, [email protected], @athingortwohq, or in our Geneva.

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Before diving into the newness of 2025, we wanted to reflect on our top Thingies of last year. Fashion, framing, food, and a full-blown flurry of favorites ahead! 

Claire’s best-of Thingies include the PJ Library, Wisp, Épice Paris, Bluesafe24 glasses, Caro Chambers, and the Natori Bliss Girl Brief. 

Erica’s Thingies of the year include Biryani Bol, Nelle Atelier (specifically their Laura style), Susan Orlean’s Wordy Bird Substack, Framebridge, Buena Vista Social Club the musical, and, of course, Josh Hartnett’s return. 

What were your 2024 Thingies? Let us know at 833-632-5463, [email protected], @athingortwohq, or in our Geneva!

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It’s time to let your inner Larry David out because we have THOUGHTS to SHARE! 

Gen Alpha has a new (jarring??) way to learn their alphabet. 

We were suspicious of isitpacked.com for planning a Disneyland trip, but we’ve changed our tune.

Things we won’t shut up about include OSSA phone straps and Goop Kitchen. 

Let’s discuss Uggs, shall we? 

Do you/kids in your life have daily affirmations? If so, send them in at 833-632-5463, [email protected], @athingortwohq, or pop them in our Geneva!

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Call it a classic grab bag from this time last year! Please note that we are still in the market for your Notes App intel… 

Gained some wisdom from @OlsenOracle, a perfect fan account (that is maybe even Olsen approved???).

We’re having a Marcella Hazan moment, thanks to, as Food & Wine put it her “radical simplicity.” Some recipes we’ve been cooking: THE tomato, onion, and butter sauce, grilled fish romagna style, pesto, rice and smothered cabbage soup, and chimney sweep’s gelato. 

Speaking of cooking, we must discuss this Julia Child gas stove story by Rebecca Leber for Vox, which pairs well with “How the Fossil Fuel Industry Convinced Americans to Love Gas Stoves,” which she wrote for Mother Jones. 

Your Notes Apping!! See: this packing-list  revelation from@rileejsmith (um, the template). We also love this TikTok from @kiramackenz.

What weird things are you up to in the Notes App? Let us know at 833-632-5463, [email protected], @athingortwohq, or in our Geneva!

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In a rerun of an *absolute hit* episode from last holiday season, we’re talkin’ Thingies with Alison Roman, the woman behind a SLEW of recipes we cook all the dang time. We know you know her, but JIC, she’s the author of NYT bestselling—and gifty!—cookbooks Sweet Enough, Nothing Fancy, and Dining In, she doles out the most delightful kitchen content in A Newsletter and on her Home Movies YouTube channel, and she delivers guidance of all kinds on her Solicited Advice podcast. In essence: She’s full of thoughts, and we want them all.

First things first, what we would bring to a pilot kid-gift swap (thx, Leslie!): Spirograph, Yellow Owl Workshop DIY Pin & Flair Kit, Bastien Contraire Stencil Kit, Majo Ideas Art Pack, and Pop Tubes.

Alison’s tabletop Thingies include beeswax candles (try Greentree Home Candle—maybe in the sangria color?!), candle holders *in general* (e.g., this Sophie Lou Jacobson one), and interesting serving platters including Bordallo Pinheiro's. For the bod, she loves using Laneige’s lip mask as lip balm, and Davines’s Vegetarian Miracle Mask for her hair. On the food front, how about chopped fermented chilies—use them to make her Brothy Chickpeas with Calabrian Chili (and/or these chickpeas)—and, for dessert, Kolsvart gummies. 

Share your Thingies with us at 833-632-5463, [email protected], and @athingortwohq, or drop them in our Geneva!

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Are a majority of today’s topics serendipitously eighties related? Yes. Are we inadvertently excited about that? Indeed.   

Pizza Hut updates! Tomato-basil Pizza Wine and American Girl’s Book It! Set. 

Someone barefoot 24/7: Buffalo Bills wide receiver Mack Hollins.  

And spotted! Cutie eyes on Kacey Musgraves merch. 

We are loving Rivals, which is based on a novel by Dame Jilly Cooper. See also: her takes in this Financial Times interview and “It’s Family ‘Sex Scenes’ Night” by Anya Kamenetz for The Cut.

If you’re in NYC soon, check out Luna Luna at The Shed, and read Joe Coscarelli’s piece on it in the New York Times for more backstory. 

Share your follow-ups and/or recommendations at [email protected], @athingortwohq, our Geneva, or our Substack comments!

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