We're kissing the virtual blarney stone today with all kinds of pre-St. Patrick's Day shenanigans to kick off your all-things-green party. Beyond stock market rallies in the headlines, and buying houses on the Quotacy hotline, we also tackle early retirement rules, stock trading fees, and more.

But the highlight of today's show is that we welcome Fred Schebesta from Finder.com to share the results of his study on intoxicated purchases. It turns out we might not make great decisions while drunk. Who knew?

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