Bobs, you all have been sharing a lot of Thingies that are unignorable. They've been moving, unhinged, funny—and we must discuss them.

We're loving the nym SNAG: Sensitive New Age Guy, ℅ Maia via the podcast Shameless.

Portlanders, have you been to The Croc Stop yet—a jibbitz lending library, brought to our attention by Kelly? See also: shoe charms…which we're kind of charmed by.

Your bathing rituals, friends. Kelsey had a tip on washing makeup brushes in the shower; Rebecca has a tub desk that we could talk about for hours.

Also, very publicly hoping our favorite establishments follow Garlic Expressions's lead and give us some bottled salad dressing! Thank you for the comments on this one, Laura and TK.

Keep those Thingies coming! Enlighten us at [email protected], @athingortwohq, or our Geneva!

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YAY.