Justin Bieber is going to be a father, and all of our teenage selves are losing it. Emma & Julie spend the first half of the episode discussing the announcement, as well as reflecting on Justin's rise to fame. Next, the news that Paris & Nicole are joining forces for a new reality show, leading to a conversation on stardom in the 2000s. They then discuss all the content received from Taylor's Paris shows, as well as Kylie & Kendall in Vegas.

Mentioned links:

https://x.com/quesadalila/status/1788652267022745735?s=46

https://celebdeepdives.com/2021/11/28/deep-dive-justin-bieber-hailey-selena-timeline-2014-present-day-199c3f4630fb/

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Emma and Isabel do an emergency segment to discuss the breaking news of Dorit and PK announcing their separation via Instagram, plus a little of Carl and Jesse on WWHL.

VPR (~16:00)

Then getting into this week's episodes, they kick off with the season finale of Vanderpump - which ends with a ton of fourth wall breaking at Kyle Chan's whiskey party. So many layers to get into here.

SUMMER HOUSE (~53:00)

Next, they debrief this week's Summer House, with more of Carl and Lindsay's fighting, and some Kyle/Amanda dynamics.

RHONJ (~1:15:00)

Finally, they touch on the season premiere of Jersey, and how it's laying the groundwork for a wild season.

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Guys - the moment we've all been waiting for (and simultaneously dreading) has arrived. The final season of KUWTK is among us, and it is off to a fantastic start. We get so much insight into Scott and Sofia's relationship, Khloé and Tristan trying for a second child together, a tour of the summer rental in Malibu, and Kim studying for the Bar exam. We also get deep into the Kourtney & Scott of it all.

Emma and Julie analyze every key moment, hypothesizing as to some other BTS dynamics, as well as what's potentially to come. This was a STRONG beginning to what will most likely be a strong final season.

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Emma and Julie devote the majority of the episode to discussing the Met Gala. Then, a brief discussion on Kendrick vs. Drake, and some commentary on the Tom Brady roast.

Mentioned posts:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLXhrKwX/

https://x.com/ghostwurlds/status/1787291604165726259?s=46

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Emma and Isabel dedicate most of today's episode to Summer House, where things have really started to hit a boiling point with Carl and Lindsay. From the bridal shower, convo with Amanda and Kyle, 4th wall break.... There's so much to dive into.

They then touch on this week's episode of The Valley, Kyle Richards removing "Umansky" from her Instagram bio, Alexia speaking out on her divorce from Todd, and this week's awk episode of Vanderpump.

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We're back from Miami and home to LA, where it feels as though everyone is somehow at their most chaotic. A very pregnant Kim is house hunting while still in the midst of her divorce battle with Kris Humphries, a frustrated Caitlyn escapes to Malibu as tensions continue to rise with Kris, and an annoyed Kourtney chases Scott around with a dildo. We're in for one hell of a season.

Kim and Kanye's house: https://people.com/home/see-new-photos-inside-kim-kardashian-and-kanye-wests-shockingly-spare-former-mansion/

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Emma and Julie spend the first segment of the episode expressing their excitement about Challengers. **spoiler warning - Challengers discussion is roughly 28 minutes. Kylie/Timothée convo starts after the FIRST ad break, at roughly 31:00**

They then discuss the Kylie pregnancy rumors that were recently shut down, as well as the Daniel Tosh of it all. Lastly, Sophia Bush's powerful essay for Glamour, which leads to an anecdote on the early days of CBC.

Mentioned posts:

https://www.instagram.com/p/C6O7c6eAazh/?igsh=MXVoNHc3bHRha3l3cA==

https://x.com/nickispoof/status/1784696443367788693?s=46

https://www.glamour.com/story/sophia-bush-cover-story

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As The Kardashians S5 has concluded, we're back to the old school recaps. Emma and Julie cover the noteworthy moments from S8 episodes 12-15.

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Isabel and Emma are all caught up on The Valley and wow - this is gooooood TV. They get into some of the dynamics, and the explosive end of this week's episode in the hallway of the Mondrian.

A quick interlude to discuss Ariana Biermann's video not-so-subtly shading her mom's clickbait posts. Next they recap last week / this week's Summer House, focusing on Carl's convo with his parents and the Danielle realizations in the group.

Finally, touching on the VPR pool party, and continued sexual tension with Katie and Schwartz.

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Emma and Julie begin by discussing a bit of TTPD - primarily the Travis references and a more general conversation re: Matty Healy. Then, a nod to David Beckham's content skills at Victoria's 50th, Larsa & Marcus spotted together (again), and Kim on Kimmel.

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